#raestare

[dc-and-damirae]

Robin: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Starfire, looking at robin: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Robin and Starfire in unison: *sighs* Raven

[dc-and-damirae]

starfire: you know raven, if we had kids, they’d be very beautiful

raven: we can’t have kids idiot we’re both girls so it’s literally impossible!

starfire:

raven:

starfire: so you’re saying if it wasn’t you’d have kids with me.

superboy who was eavesdropping: tf yall talking about I have two dads

[dc-and-damirae]

blue beetle, pointing at beast boy: this guy gets zero bitches bro has negative rizz!!

raven: Jamie, i've literally made out with more girls than you could dream of, and I think gar's cute so shut it

blue beetle: yeah? well i've made out with more guys!!! wait.

[dc-and-damirae]

raven *to beast boy*: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

bb *adoringly*: It’s you, my dark princes.

raven, deadpan: Wrong. It’s kory.

[dc-and-damirae]

raven: *Mindlessly flirting with starfire*

starfire: *Actually flirts back*

raven:

kory:

kory: You're not gonna say anything?

raven, panicking: I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far.

[dc-and-damirae]

dick: Remind me why I like women again?

raven: same reason I do *points at starfire*

dick: damn, you're right.

dick: . . .

dick to kory: this is your fuking fault!

kory: ?!

[dc-and-damirae]

raven: I got kicked out of IKEA for being gay. this is homophobic.

robin: you got kicked out because you tried to read the furniture names and accidently summoned a demon.

raven: how is that my fault.

beast boy: hold up raven you're straight.

raven, looking at starfire: lol no ;)

[dc-and-damirae]

starfire: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. raven: If the window is open and you time it right, you can do both. -they then preceded to do just that only the fascist was lex and they ended up getting arrested-