Apr 26
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Personally, I think having Mr Bean as a Superman would be a very funny, but terrible, idea 😂
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A GIF failed to load in a GIFset and his face just reminded me of Mr Bean.
Personally, I think having Mr Bean as a Superman would be a very funny, but terrible, idea 😂
Thinking about how if you’ve been with Jason for long enough you’ll eventually end up knowing the secret identities of all other superheroes, even outside of the Bat Family.
Because over the course of years, all of them keep slipping up. Like imagine you’re helping Tim with a case and he’s just like:
“i am tracing it back to central city maybe Wally can do a quick sweep and report back” and you’re like:
“why would Wally—oh. OH. So… that makes Barry Allen the Flash? Damn.”
By year three of dating Jason you’re just accidentally the most well-informed civilian in the entire hero community—like you didn’t mean to know everything, you’re not even nosy! They’re just so bad at keeping secrets when they trust you.
Then it snowballs.
Like you’re hanging out at the manor and someone mentions “Arthur”—and you’re like “Aquaman?”
Jason: “Wait how the hell do you know that?”
You: “Because Garth was talking about Atlantis politics over dinner last week. Who else would he be talking about??”
At one point you’re on a rooftop and you see a guy with a red scarf and a bow, and you go:
“That’s Roy Harper, right?”
Jason, blinking: “Have I ever told you that?”
You: “…No.”
Jason, completely deadpan:
“You’re not allowed to be kidnapped. Ever.”
Eventually it gets to the point where someone like Clark Kent flies in and is like “Hey I’m looking for—”
And you just go:
“Bruce is not here, Mr. Kent.”
He looks startled.
You: “C’mon. The glasses don’t do that much.”
And then one day one of the actual heroes is like,
“How do you know all this? Did you like, hack Watchtower records or something??”
And you’re like:
“No?? You all just talk too much.”
Jason, proud and amused in the background:
“She’s observant. That’s my baby.”
(Then turns around and threatens to maim anyone who tries to erase your memory “for safety reasons.”)
You’re basically the unofficial HR rep of the superhero world at this point. You’ve seen Wally’s baby pictures, you’ve fed Titus under the table, you know that Oliver Queen leaves his arrows everywhere, and one time Zatanna asked if you could help her pick out birthday gifts.
You just know everything. You’re in.
You didn’t even mean to be.
You were just dating Jason Todd.
Which DC idea of mine do you like best?
Gotham having a relatively low hate crime rate compared to other cities.
Martha Kent and Alfred having a rivalry-friendship.
Guy shocking everyone with the fact hes good with kids.
Beast Boy absolutely having a badass moment and terrifying all his friends.
Oliver Queen being an indie animation fan.
Diana (maybe accidentally) adopting a kid and growing close to them.
The league making a big mistake and having Bruce cook for a party.
The trinity meeting themselves when they first started out and being done.
(technically two of these arent MY idea)
green lantern: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. bruce: What club? flash: The hating bruce club. bruce: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
dick: Never gonna make you cry! duke: Never gonna say goodbye! dick: Never gonna tell a lie— bruce: I will hurt you.
jason: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
Random prompt that has been living rent free in me head:
Damian and Tim have been doing better recently, less fighting, but Damian is still hurt and hung up on being on Tim's "hit-list" of potential heroes to go bad.
After working with tim he notices how unhinged Tim (and his team) can be he demands to know why he is on the list but tim is not.
Tim half asleep and on way to much coffee. Pats his head and tells him that that list is for heros who are still on the good side but have the potential to be a big problem if they ever turned.
The potential.
Tim as far as he is concerned has already had his villan ark and is on the same list as jason of heros who snapped but came back to the good side. (I will die on the hill of tim having the highest kill count in the fam due to the red Robin run)
Damian (and the rest of the fam) are very confused and concerned because when the fuck?? Did tim have a villan ark?
Damian will not admit it, but knowing that tim does not think he can't trust him ,but is just very particular on specifics for a list, makes him feel a lot better.
talia: Detective! The man belonged to some kind of cult that worshipped a divine forest creature with antlers and that’s how he met his end. bruce: Dear God! talia: Yeah! Exactly!