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Having toddlers is just “you gotta choose your battles! .... no really you need to choose at least one.”

parenting is 3 tantrums in half an hour, parenting is also seeing your kids face after they insisted on drinking straight lemon juice

Good evening, guess who reinvented body paint with chalk and water.

So all bugs that crawl are ants and all bugs that fly are ladybugs. Thats a solid classification system

the fact that daylight savings time messes up my kids sleep schedule means it needs to die by fire

Me: didn’t you learn about sharing?

Alpha Chub: No! Teacher never said!

Good morning! Today we are crying about:

There is milk in the chocolate milk

Stealth Level: Mom has been unlocked. I ate an entire bag of popcorn in front of the chubs and they didn’t notice

#raising goblins