#ralph headcanons

[orangebutterfly]

И ещё один вопрос (анон тот ещё любитель Ральфа, да). Может ли анон попросить хедканоны, какой была бы реакция и действия Ральфа, если бы тот, кто его любит, был/а/и, бы не против, если он был иногда без «внешнего слоя» «кожи», который и делает андроида похожим внешне на человека? Как знак понимания, что он андроид, и способ показать любовь, даже если Ральф не является человеком, и, само собой, с готовностью не настаивать, если ему будет неуютно.

Автор тоже любитель Ральфа😤❤️

Первое время Ральф будет стесняться этих "голых" участков, которые выставлены на всеобщее обозрение из-за побоев. Он думает, что тебе не особо приятно смотреть на явные признаки того, что он не человек. Ральф постарается прятать свои руки, на которых виднеются белые участки его истинной личины.

Он не может поверить своему счастью, когда ты говоришь, что ему не нужно стесняться этого, что ты бы хотела увидеть его истинное лицо. Но даже тогда Ральф по прежнему остаётся неуверенным в этом эксперименте. Но своим нежным прикосновением к поврежденному участку его руки, ты продолжаешь невзначай подбадривать его, говоря, что всё в порядке, и он позволяет искусственной коже исчезнуть до локтя.

Когда ты переплетаешь ваши пальцы и сильнее сжимаешь его руку, Ральф начинает сильно нервничать от возникшего смущения, но всё равно наслаждается твоими прикосновениями, постепенно обнажая всё больше и больше себя настоящего.

Все системы Ральфа просто начинают сходить с ума, когда ты гладишь его ладонью по щеке, и андроид всё больше ластится к твоей руке. А другая его рука начинает слегка светиться синим в попытках передать тебе его ощущения, хоть и понимал, что это бесполезно, поскольку ты человек и просто не сможешь получить его сигналы.

С того момента Ральф стал чаще появляться перед тобой без искусственной кожи, зная, что тебя это нисколько не смущает, как и то, что он андроид. А это самое важное для него, ведь он так сильно тебя любит.

[ronwae]

headcanons for living w Ralph

* you both spent some time talking about this, and finally came to the conclusion to buy together a separate apartment ( he insisted on knowing the city better, so he's choosing the place and also paying)

* strange but somehow u got a nice penthouse apartment for almost free... and he doesn't mention how the he got it...

* Sadly Ralph lacks any taste in aesthetics or any idea how to run a home

* it took him some time to get used to the concept of scents and having more than 2 pillows on one bed( pillows on the couch????¿¿)

* pleased with every choice that mc makes, but i think he prefers the "boujie" style in decor so if it comes in gold he'll take it

* " huh, see how far we've come sweets? As a kid i didn't even know that there could be cutlery that comes in gold... i didn't even know what cutlery was"

* u both share a walk in closet, after a while mc noticed 7 identical pairs of black leather gloves "what? a pair for each day of the week"

* most of his clothes are black/ white or grey, the only colourful clothing piece he has is a pink kneaded sweater mc gifted him for christmas with a red heart on it.

* he says he hates the sweater

* *keeps it in a special drawer*

* headcanon for mc who likes to read: plenty of books in the house, Ralph never read much in his life. But once u proposed to read for him and now he can't get enough of it

* Ralph wakes up very early, legends say mc never saw him sleep past 7 am

* when he leaves early( which is often) he always makes you coffee and occasionally leaves a stack of dollars on the table( idk how much he makes lets say that enough to do stuff like this once a week or so)

* yes his love language is gifts and acts of service

* tried making mc breakfast but set the waffles on fire and never tried it again, stressed over it and then threw them out the window

* but while mc cooks he tries to clean the house

* he is a tidy person but never found any satisfaction in cleaning

* bathroom!!

* when you both are doing your morning routine he likes looking how you put on makeup or do your hair

* let's say that every cabinet is filled w mc's stuff and the harsh reality is that he'd use a shampoo and a soap bar, and somewhere in the corner is his razor

* will start using with time your shampoos

* will get clowned by fellow gangsters for smelling of vanilla and strawberries

* will get very stressed over it

* but it's not just the shampoos, there are so many scented candles that everything and everyone in your apartment smells of flowers

* eventually got used to it and the ones that clowned him for it died in a crossfire so he's done stressing

* if and when he comes home late, clearly after some issues at "work" mc consoles him and takes care of his wounds

[saramoon]

Отношения с Ральфом включают в себя:

Ральф долго не мог свыкнуться с мыслью, что кто-то мог полюбить его и принять со всеми его странностями

По началу он стеснялся своих увечий, но каждый раз, когда ты осторожно прикасалась к ним кончиками пальцев, Ральф понимал, что его любовь к тебе только растёт

Долгое время он вздрагивал от каких-либо прикосновений, но впоследствии привык к ним и начал сам ластиться к твоим рукам

По твоей просьбе он обучает тебя основам садоводства и делает это с энтузиазмом, так как ему самому нравится это занятие

Иногда Ральф дарит тебе странные подарки, например, плюшевого мишку, которого он нашёл на улице, на которые ты отвечаешь ему благодарностью, так как понимаешь, что он старается ради тебя и хочет сделать тебя счастливой

Ральф ревнует тебя к твоим друзьям и знакомым, поскольку посчитает, что они могут отнять тебя у него, но ты тут же успокаиваешь его и говоришь, что никогда не оставишь его одного

[kdottp]

Marcus, Simon, Connor, and Ralph reactions to an s/o who makes adorable animal like noises at times. Like when their really excited or happy they make cute little chirps, when sad they whimper like a puppy, and they purr when content?

I’m so sorry @fealina but this request reminded me of you akaksjjs 

Markus:

He found the noises they made kind of weird at first ngl

Like he hugged them once and now they’re purring?

however, he grew used to it over time 

He never brought it up to them in fear of making them self-conscious

*Purring*

“Someone’s happy”

“How’d you know?”

“No reason”

Simon:

Doesn’t question it

Hell, he probably didn’t notice at first 

Until he ate the last cookie ofc

“You can’t even eat cookies!”

“Suprise, I can actual- did you just whimper?”

“I…”

Connor:

“Why do you make animal noises?”

“I do?”

Aw his poor s/o is so self-conscious now 

He’d try to reassure them, saying things like how it was cute

they wouldn't buy it 

He’d probably go over the top trying to reassure them…

“Woof”

“Connor?”

“I said hello, at least, that’s how sumo says hello”

“Connor…”

Ralph:

Pfffft

He probably tries to communicate to his s/o through barks and meows anyway 

Nothing is out of the ordinary with him

“Woof”

“Ralph I-”

“Meow”

“Honey I don’t-”

“Bark” 

[android-babes]

Ralph and short female s/o headcanons

Request: “Hi:) Could you do headcanons for ralph dating a short female s/o? Thanks in advance is you choose to write. :)”

In the beginning of your relationship, he would think that you would break like glass, if he hugged you too hard or something like that and always treated you overly gently and when he kissed you, it was hardly a brush between your lips. Fortunately you noticed why he was acting like that and told your poor android boyfriend, that you won’t break just like that and after a really long talk, he finally believed  you. And then you shared the first “real” hug, where he squeezed you a bit more against him. And he was thrilled when he saw you didn’t break any bones or anything else and just wanted another hug.

I feel like he’d want carry you everywhere, because he thinks that because you are short, you are more vulnerable to danger.

You are trying to teach him that just because you’re short, doesn’t mean you are a magnet to all dangers.

“But if Ralph carries Y/N, there wouldn’t be any chance Y/N getting hurt!”

You smile, reassure him and tell him that if Ralph stumbles when carrying you, won’t you get hurt?

He seems terrified at the thought and gives up trying to carry you everywhere.

Prepare for L O T S of kisses on top of your head. He loves giving them to you.

When hugging, he lifts you up and spins you around.

And though you are having fun when he does that, you are scared that your legs might break something.

If you can’t reach something, you don’t have to say a word before Ralph is beside you and snatching that thing to you.

And because of that, he always stands in the kitchen, waiting that if you need any help, he’ll happily be your kitchen assistant <3

His garden has new residents, forget-me-nots. Because he thinks they represent you. They’re small and beautiful, like his Y/N.

Hope you liked it! And thanks again for your request <3

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[orangebutterfly]

Найти блог на подобную тему на русском - очень приятная неожиданность, и хочу сказать спасибо за то, что он ведётся и активен ^^ Да ещё и есть персонажи из Детройта... Могу ли я попросить алфавит (A, E, I и S) с Ральфом?

Всегда пожалуйста)

A - Act naturally (играть естественно) - Как они ведут себя, когда осознают, что влюблены в тебя? Как они ведут себя, когда узнают, что ты испытываешь к ним чувства?

По Ральфу легко понять, что ты занимаешь его мысли, так как его поведение сразу станет более нервным и дёрганным. Он начнёт говорить с тобой в более резком темпе и постарается всячески тебе угодить и постарается сделать так, чтобы вокруг всё было убрано (насколько это возможно) и радовало твой взор. В твоём присутствии Ральф просто превратится в один нервный комок. Если же он узнает, что ты испытываешь к нему чувства, то впадает в ступор. Ему понадобится некоторое время, чтобы понять, что такой, как он понравился кому-то и этот кто-то не просит ничего взамен.

E - Excuse (прощение) - Кто из вас первый просит прощение после ссоры?

С большей вероятность именно Ральф придёт извиняться первым, даже если ссору затеет не он. Андроид просто безумно переживает за ваши отношения и боится, что ты уйдёшь, а он снова останется один, поэтому старается как можно быстрее разрешить это недопонимание. Ты же в свою очередь стараешься успокоить его и говоришь, что ему не нужно извиняться, если он ни в чём не виноват, и сама просишь прощения за несдержанность.

I - Intimacy (интимная близость) - Какова ваша с ним интимная жизнь?

Ральф смог выяснить, что люди, находящиеся в отношениях, иногда занимаются более близким изучением друг друга, что обоим доставляет удовольствие. Вот только его модель не предназначена для подобного, поэтому ему пришлось с нуля узнавать у тебя, что бы для тебя было приятным и как ему доставить тебе удовольствие. Его поверхность повреждена из-за побоев, но он тщательно обработает её, прежде чем приступить к основному делу. Поначалу неуверенные и волнительные касания с твоей помощью станут всё более опытными. Ральфу понравится доставлять тебе удовольствие пальцами, когда ты смотришь на него так волнительно.

S - Saviour (спаситель) - Смогут ли они защитить тебя в случае опасности? Как они поступят, если твоей жизни будет грозить опасность?

Определённо, если твоей жизни будет что-то угрожать, Ральф не станет просто так стоять в стороне. Он будет готов в тот же миг наброситься на источник опасности и атаковать. Но стоит быть осторожнее, так как андроид может в пылу убить нападавшего, а это не лучший расклад, чем сдать виновного в полицию. Ральф не станет долго грустить по убитому, но он знает, что ты не приемлишь ненужные жертвы, поэтому постарается держать себя в руках.

[orangebutterfly]

Ralph

Отношения с Ральфом

Ральф "открывается" перед читателем

Алфавит

A, E, I, S

[ronwae]

childhood au

so i'll try to reconstruct what Ralphies life as a kid was

a few facts from the game that we know:

* is younger than Nicky ( if Nicky is about 28/27 i imagine Ralph to be about 25/24 ) meaning that if Nicky immigrated w his relatives as a young child Ralph was probably already born in the US.( this could be the reason why in ch.1 he talks about being a real newyorker and makes fun of mc about it)

* Was abused (probably for the entirety of his childhood) by his alcoholic mother

* His father left him ( he says :" he went to get a pack pf smokes one day and never came back" this gives me the feeling that he would be at least 5/6+ years when that happened.

* Got into street fights and probably lost since once again he says " beat me up as bad as the boys" meaning that he was THE VICTIM HELLOO??

* there is also a small dialogue in ch.1 where it's mentioned that he always skipped school and probs stopped going there pretty early

* it's obvious that he lived in some gutter idk how to rephrase this

* was always close to nicky from the early childhood " we were the closest"

* one memory that Nicky narrates to us is making paper boats for Ralph and letting them sail on rainy days

* in spite of this we are told that Nicky never showed Ralph much affection, for example when Nicky is being sweet to mc he replies with "i've never seen him act like this"

* and in another line he says " i don't need nobody to stick their neck out for me" so yeah, he's been left alone and neglected for a while

Actual Childhood

i will compare Ralph with Nicky throughout this whole text and make a point about being very different.

1. His relationship with his mother

As long as Nicky had part of a more loving(normal) mom, Ralph clearly was less lucky. Literally being on his own with an alcoholic. Which resulted in him feeling unloved and running from home and getting into gang stuff. By always being belittled and beat by his parent, this usually results with the person later in life having big problems with aggression, this explaining why he likes being a criminal and jokes about others dying( this being a possibility to release all that anger from his childhood).

At the same time another prominent characteristic of his is the thing where he always does what he's told. We see this when he says that "Nicky taught him this and that" and also in that scene where he & Floyd sign documents. And there Ralph was right about not wanting to sign the deed to the speakeasy, but under Floyds pressure he literally breaks in less than a second. I explained this behaviour not by being simply " weak of spirit" or simply a loser, but the desire for approval, recognition and literally being patted on the shoulder for doing good. Since he's never been shown any kind of affection, he desperately tries to subconsciously earn it.

I think i should also add that by Freud( hate on me but this guy made a few good points) a mans relationship with his partner corelates with his relationship with his mother ( vice versa for women), so it makes sense why Nicky - with a loving mom found his soulmate, and Ralph didn't. ( i assume that he never had a long term relationship ). ( this is my personal theory)

2. His relationship with his dad

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3. His relationship with Nicky

now this one is just a continuation of point 1.

I've always felt some part of jealousy for Nicky. Maybe he got into crime because he always wanted to be like Nicky and even talked about living in Nicky's mansion after he takes his role. Im sure that he love's Nicky and feels bad for betraying him, but i understand why he'd do that. Maybe he tried to subconsciously prove to himself that he can make his own decisions but that turned out... well... bad.

But i imagine them both having a really good relationship, good un their own way.

And that point where they both mentioned that Nicky tried to prevent Ralph from joining the mafia, if i put myself in his shoes i would take that not as a way to keep me safe but a way to keep me from succeeding or always remaining in Nicky's shadow.

okay now for the actual actual childhood headcanons

* I feel like Ralph would be actually a pretty smart child. Besides being curious i feel that he'd say smart,correct and deep thoughts and not even realise that.

* He'd still have problems spelling and understanding basic math:/

* lived admiring rich people on the covers of magazines or in the movies

* was pretty much of a loner as a child and didn't have many friend except Nicky

* while Nicky was the lively, active and charismatic one, Ralphie would be the quiet kid until 12/13 yrs

* that meaning that he would usually be made fun of or beaten by older kids

* i don't think he'd fight back much, not with bare hands at least

* in general i think he'd despise actual fights, more of a gun/knife guy

* disliked Nicky's dog, or any four legged animal ( doesn't hate them but doesn't love either)

* birds on the other hand

* they always gave him hope and the desire to just be free and escape his home and everyone he knew. the same with sailing, loved the idea of just leaving alone into the open ocean

* irrational fear of death

* if there is a living creature that he loves more that birds it would be butterflies

* but no one knows that since he's embarrassed to admit it

* would create many problems as a child

* starting with the basic running from school up to setting someones hair on fire with a lighter

* mentioning the lighter, tried smoking at about 14 but nearly choked to death because of his asthma

* and because of asthma i think there would be multiple times where he almost died

* as a kid probably lived near a garage and spent most of his free time watching men repairing cars

* car obsession phase

* even started drawing them at some point and got pretty good at mechanical drawings

* dreamed of becoming a racer

* once told that to a girl he liked in like grade 4 and almost died of pride when she applauded him for his ambitions

* and his ambitions were always high

* the second he'd see or hear about something grand or fancy he'd add it to his mental list of wishes

* made friends with some local old guy who was very sarcastic and nihilistic and literally based his personality on that

* would have to get around life on his own and by that i mean that he sew his own clothes, made his own food, when he got lost -spent hours walking around new york until he found his street without asking anyone for directions

* at some point picked up smoking because even though at first it was death threatening

* at about 16/17 totally found himself in the "wiseguy" persona and at this point there wasn't a returning point

* had a couple of girlfriends but dated them for a month at best

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