#ranboo undates

[ranboo-undates]

Ranboo ate an entire tube of vanilla lipgloss!

[ranboo-undates]

just found out its my job to tell you about the "residents" we "house" so.

welcome to the facility, blah blah blah. all you need to know is don't go into the "rooms" alone, never go in without food or a toy, please keep bumpercar the mouser cat away from slimes "room" he keeps getting goop in cars fur, and keep racecar in ranboo's area they get weird when we take that cat away.

uhhhhh if a camera is broken send an ask or smth to one of our accounts we check these more than the company facebook messenger. manager is a weird boomer or smth.

the airlocks on the west end dont work but we have an audio file of the noise just play that on your phone REALLY loud and manager thinks it works still, its too much work to get it fixed, one of the interns can send it your way.

OH dont touch slime's monitor's coffee. we lost a tech last week to it. i think its feeding them to slime? idk i dont care enough about them to keep track.

im NOT doing the next training video. not my circus not my monkeys. if you need me im under my desk crying.

[slimecicle-undates]

idk y u guys keep doing this shit it's fucking stupid and no1 cares that ur little fucking girlfriend had a mental breakdown go join her u fucking idiot

🖕 sit and spin on it - r-a

[ranboo-undates]

Everything is fine.