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Hello! welcome to fake ranboo updates, or undates.

everything is fake. i dont have the energy or time to be real.

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The queen sleeps. This is my cat 2% say hi to her. She's keeping me company on the couch.

Anyway! Quick update on, well, the updates!

I'm officially couch/bedridden right now (and absolutely pounding out tears of the kingdom).

Still haven't had any actual medical thingy updates, but I am just honestly getting worse. I WAS awake around 12h before passing out for upwards of 10h, but now it seems to be awake for 6h-8h and asleep for 12+h. I don't really have time when awake to add to the queue.

BUT

My GORGEOUS BELOVED AMAZING gf has graciously decided to take up my duty and add to the queue a few times a to at least have a little content.

So everyone say thank you Apollo @ranboo-undates <3

ranboo-undates

the posts wont be everyday or twice everyday even bc I have a Job™ and im helpin klaire not die (/j) so i aint got time for all that idk how klaire did it.

i'll reblog this on klaires acc so all yall can see this bc it's already passed tf out not even 5 min after postin

slimecicle-undates

ur gf must be soo mad u dont celebrate valentines day

Dude. My girlfriend doesn't give a fuck? This is weird ass anon hate. (Only reason I'm answering is bc I'm bored as fuck and my vyvanse doesn't wear off for another like 4 hours bc I took it late)

My gf ( @ranboo-undates ) has their asks off bc of anon hate, but I'll ask her to give her opinion on valentines day in a reblog or reply when they feel like it.

Also I searched up valentines day, and it has some weird ass history. Why is the holiday honouring some old dead roman saint now all about romance? I think the Italian thing of giving kids keys to ward off epilepsy is kinda cool though.

ranboo-undates

na na na boo boo ur mad klaire gets bitches and u dont

womp womp buckaroo. idgaf ab v-day to me its literally only ab the cheap chocolate the day after.

also klaire did in fact google it. they r STILL reading ab it rn. (we r in the same bed cuddling. something this anon has never done b4)

cry me a fucking river or some shit loser 🖕

slimecicle-undates

Slimecicle-undates will be offline for a week or so. @ranboo-undates has the account after this is posted, but do not fear! Klarion your be loathed owner will be back!

ranboo-undates

Klaire is fine, I'll answer some asks if you guys want to send them in on either account.

slimecicle-undates

whats ur fav food

dude its a toss up between the nutella beavertails or poutine from smokes. i fuck up a wow sized bacon poutine with mushrooms. oh and add cheese sauce and its so good too

ranboo-undates

a wow size poutine is over a kilo of food btw, and its NOT joking.

slimecicle-undates

A more serious one, but what's your favourite game?? :D

My all time favourite has to be stardew valley (ofc) but planet zoo is a close second!

ranboo-undates

when klar says this, they mean they have just over 300 hours in stardew, and every time we go to play a game they suggest sv first

slimecicle-undates

I FROZEN CHARLIE SLIMECICLE

ranboo-undates

THAW HIM OUT???????

#slimecicle undates' accidental arg

ranboolivesaysstuff

Hi tumblr what’s the haps

ranboo-undates

oh god whats the procedure

#ranboo-undates #ranboo undates #ranboo #ranboo updates #fake update accounts #IS THIS A REAL UPDATE OR DO I TAG FAKE UPDATES????

slendermans-lover

what are you going to name the baby

FUCK OFF I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS APOLLO OR KLARION BUT IM NOT NAMING THE BABY SLENDERTRON 3000

slimecicle-undates

i think we should name it pageboy

ranboo-undates

SLENDERTRON 3000 IS A GREAT NAME FUCK YOU

slimecicle-undates

i feel this is something funny to share for 175 followers. @ranboo-undates is run by my gf. say hi apollo!

ranboo-undates

die. get 100 bad nights of sleep.

#ily tho

just found out its my job to tell you about the "residents" we "house" so.

welcome to the facility, blah blah blah. all you need to know is don't go into the "rooms" alone, never go in without food or a toy, please keep bumpercar the mouser cat away from slimes "room" he keeps getting goop in cars fur, and keep racecar in ranboo's area they get weird when we take that cat away.

uhhhhh if a camera is broken send an ask or smth to one of our accounts we check these more than the company facebook messenger. manager is a weird boomer or smth.

the airlocks on the west end dont work but we have an audio file of the noise just play that on your phone REALLY loud and manager thinks it works still, its too much work to get it fixed, one of the interns can send it your way.

OH dont touch slime's monitor's coffee. we lost a tech last week to it. i think its feeding them to slime? idk i dont care enough about them to keep track.

im NOT doing the next training video. not my circus not my monkeys. if you need me im under my desk crying.

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