Feb 13
Coach: “One, two, three!”
🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
They run.
Coach looks confused.
The fourth guy just points at himself:
“Four.” !!! 🙅♀️ 🤣
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Greece
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Latvia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from United States
seen from Maldives
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Netherlands
Coach: “One, two, three!”
🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
They run.
Coach looks confused.
The fourth guy just points at himself:
“Four.” !!! 🙅♀️ 🤣
I hope I get hot Cheetos!
The classic Star Wars meme
“Why no pastor, I in fact do NOT hear the sound of skin sizzling.”
Hey, wanna buy some fresh goats milk?
Thanks for the inspo @waitingforthesunrise
What did my kid say to their ftm trans-masc father when I made an obviously punny dad joke?
…
“That’s too easy. You are so obv, you’re transparent. Get it? Trans. Parent. Transparent.”
I have taught them well. 😂🙌