some fuze ships summarized
Fuze/Tachanka
T: points at picture of Fuze’s elite skin , you look just like your grandfather
F: you are my grand father
Fuze plugs his ears when he sleep because tachanka sings USSR anthem so loud while he sleep
Fuze in the morning will throw box of 7.62x54R and say, это день победы
Tachanka drives KV-2
что такое смартфон фьюз ?
wears nothing but Dp-28 mags to cover his important areas on wedding day .
they live in a nuclear bomb shelter or soviet era war bunker.
they go to a ISU-152 artillery restoration project in Volgograd together. Where tachanka was doing push ups at – 40 degrees topless so he can nail parts in without using hammer. while fuze blows up unexploded 152 mm shells.
is their song is белая армия, чёрный барон
Fuze/Kapkan
Fuze was driving to home from work when police officer maxim basuda stops him.
F:officer I am not drunk , I am doing 50 in 50 zone what’s the point ?
K:points speed gun at his heart , no sir you are going over 200 km/h
They go to the shooting range together :
Fuze:нож на потасовку с пушками ?
Kapkan: смотри и учись , нооб
Kapkan drives RC/XD from black ops games
Kapkan carries a nokia 3310
Wears a Traps are not gay t shirt on wedding.
They don’t live in forest inside a army tent
F: hey kapkan why do you carry a shovel on your back?
K: so I can dig a trap when I run out of ammo
F: you mean our grave?
Прорвемся – Любэ is their song
Fuze/Glaz
G: would you like a photo realistic portrait my good sir ?, that would be 1000 rubles
F: ok…
2 hours later.
F:You Photoshop this right?
Fuze draws a plan of his APM-7 cluster charge mk2 then he left the plan on desk and went to sleep
Next day he finds out that it is coloured in rainbow because the touch of colour was out of place.
they live next to Hazine art gallery in kazan
they go to shooting range where glaz draws smiles on steel targets with his Ots-03
детали, меня друг ,детали,
Glaz drives a ОБЪЕКТ 120 ТАРАН coloured in rainbow
Glaz has a iphone X in red colour.
Shinwha – sniper is their song
Wears a Ghillie suit at wedding
Fuze/Dokkaebi
F: so what’s this again ?
D: 보신탕 (bo- shin tang)
F: Delicious
They live in yeong san district south korea.
Dokkaebi has a CIA level untrackerable phone no one knows the brand of.
F: ОППА , dokkaebi what the blin I am at funeral.
D: what? Call me noona …. You 멍청이.
F:Where were you yesterday I was worried about you !
D:니가 나를 걱정해? Wow 처음듣는 얘기
Dokkaebi drives a smart fortwo , actually it drives for her.
Fuze tries to work on crafting better cluster bombs before being bombarded by
Kaokao talk ! kkao talk! Kkao talk! And decides to throw a phone out the window which ends up hitting hostage on the head.
Wears a snap back ,hanbok and Gucci glasses on wedding day but guests don’t really give a damn as they are too busy turning their phones off.
Their song is Beep Beep by SNSD
Fuze/AK-12 (T-doll)
True gopnitsa, doesn’t give a single fuck about life much. she sleeps 80% of the time and keeps her eyes closed.
They have no chairs in their house because they squat all day
Wears Adidas on wedding day.
Calls her sister AN-94 to pick them up and drive them home after their date but she is busy working so she can’t come. instead fuze decides to carry her on his arms bridal style back home while she raises middle fingers at other couples and gopniks that looks at them.
They go to shooting range together and this happens every time.
F: wtf 12… no aimbot!
12: гит гуд , дедушка
Drives a T-90A Vladimir
Reads girl x girl rainbow six siege smut in her free time. this is only time she opens her eyes.
uamee – AKM is their song
Fuze/Finka
FI:Takes the 6P41 lmg from fuze, ЭТО МОЯ ПУЛЕМЕТ !
Fu: Я первый его получил.
Tachanka jumps into room while soviet union anthem playing loud and yells
HAVE YOU TWO LEARN NOTHING ABOUT SHARING ?!!!
Fu:You see lena if you hold peestol like me you never be of shoot inaccurate for afraid of shooting fingers.
Fi:you can live without few fingers debil.
Finka wanted to boost her whole spetsnaz team with adrenaline when fuze starts singing
Пацаны - наркотик КАЛ,
В школе в коробке сдавал.
Наркота - отстойней кваса
Finka wears a hazmat suit to wedding before someone tells her to get out of here STALKER.
They live near the ZONE because such is life.
She Drives a Rkhm-6.
Their song if it wasn’t obvious is bandit radio from stalker.
Fuze/Vigil
F: I don’t see anyone around …. it should be safe for me to play north Korean pop
V: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT ?
They go to shooting range together but fuze always picks up and hides few spent casings inside his pocket and watch as vigil panic try desperately to look for casings afterwards. then He acts like he found them and assures that everything is ok.
They live in meyoung dong district in south korea
V: I want to be a Korean batman
F:I ain’t gonna be your Alfred hwa chul.
Vigil fills fridge with san- nak ji where as fuze fills the fridge with холодец
Vigils wears a john cena shirt to a wedding before going you can’t see me cause my time is now!
V:되고파 너의 오빠가 될꺼야 두고봐 나의 마음이
F:what are you saying?
V:Do you know k-pop ?
Their song is Danger by taemin
Fuze/Jager
Fuze felt bad that the jager lost the acog sight which made him depressed for weeks. so he did the only right thing and gifted jager acog without magnification for him.
J: puts ADS on the ground / you can stop worrying about grenades now
F:you can start worrying about grenades now.
jager drives a T-V Panther
they live in a aircraft hangar near Berlin
they play war thunder together but results are that fuze wins and jager complains there is so much Russian Bias is in the game where as fuze thinks it’s only historical
their song is Rote Flieger
Fuze/Twitch
if you have few spare hours i love to tell you how this drone is master piece of design….. and fuze lets her go on for hours and explain what she did and what kind of problems she had to out come. before fuze asks why does it always get one shotted in the droning phase i must ask ?
they live in paris their house is full of weaponized baguettes and hostage torturing devices.
T:stay two steps a head of enemy
F:but your drone can’t jump.
when they go shooting ranges fuze wears two hearing protections because her call outs when she reloads is louder than artillery going off.
i don’t know what did i just write…
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