#random monster table

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1d6 Annoying City Constructs

1. Little homunculus who’s always popping up and asking if you can spare a few bucks. 2. Sentient traffic light that loudly voices its opinions on everyone’s bad driving. 3. Talking four-handed hot dog cart that uses his juggling skills to try to upsell the extra large sausages. 4. Living trash can that’s constantly butting in to strangers’ conversations to ask “hey, you gonna finish that?” 5. Automaton whose sole task is to walk very slowly down the middle of the sidewalk. 6.Tour-giving robot that hassles people on the street until someone pays for a tour of the city.

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Bad Gryphon Generator

1d10  Mammal 1.       House cat 2.       Tiger 3.       Fox 4.       Leopard 5.       Raccoon 6.       Wolf 7.       Mountain lion 8.       Badger 9.       Capybara 10.      Lion

1d10  Bird 1.       Parrot 2.       Peacock 3.       Chicken 4.       Puffin 5.       Hawk 6.       Raven 7.       Goose 8.       Condor 9.       Seagull 10.     Eagle

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1d10 Urban Cryptids

1. Very tall guy whose presence at the bus stop foretells that the bus is going to be exceedingly late. 2. Being that looks like a stray orange cat but definitely isn’t one. 3. Shadowy figure that always seems to be jay-walking late at night, making drivers swerve not to hit it. When they look back it’s never visible in their rear view. 4. UFO that does cryptic skywriting. Somehow the wind has always blown the writing away before anyone can snap a picture. 5. Really big rat. 6. Not-quite-human entity that plays a haunting melody on the trombone in the subway station late at night. 7. Gigantic beast with glowing eyes that runs up and down poorly lit streets. The stories are all about people who have hailed it, mistaking it for a taxi. 8. Pigeon that taps rhythms on hi-rise windows. Some say it’s an omen but most disagree on what it foretells. 9. Vending machine possessed by an opinionated spirit. Many find the machine is jammed or takes their dollar, but certain hungry folks always seem to get two bags of chips when they only paid for one. 10. Thing that replaces the bus driver when you’re the only passenger on the bus.

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1d6 Unconventional Dragons

An aquamarine dragon that breathes water.

A small, opalescent dragon that breathes bubbles.

An enormous, multicolored dragon that breathes swarms of assorted smaller dragons.

A midnight blue dragon that breathes void.

An incomprehensible dragon that breathes confusion.

A red and white dragon that breathes that movie theater popcorn smell.

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Spooky Occurrence Generator

1d6   Monster 1.      Ghost of the little girl who died here. 2.      Something from hell (flip a coin - heads for a physical demon, tails for a    demonic presence or possession). 3.      Vampire 4.      Aliens 5.      Werebeast (werewolf or other were-animal) 6.      Poltergeist or gremlins

1d6   Spotted at the… 1.      Abandoned amusement park 2.      Rundown old mansion on the hill 3.      Poorly maintained playground 4.      Old farmhouse just outside town 5.      Burned-out former library 6.      Gas station convenience store

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Spice Up Your Slime Encounters!

1d4    Debuff:

Dyed blue after digesting a Dark Elf. (Reduced stealth/hide abilities)

Still defrosting from an encounter with an ice mage. (Reduced speed)

Ate too many goblins and now it’s full. (Will attack but won’t swallow/digest).

Upside down. (Takes a penalty to its to-hit).

1d4    Buff:

Still hot after passing through a lava cave. (Deals additional fire damage)

Gained temporary flight abilities after consuming a pixie.

Magnetized by strange metals in its lair. (Chance of swallowing metal weapons that hit it.)

Caffeinated. (Increased speed)

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