#random percentages

[eleph-anteater]

Me and one of my best mates are the duo who will fight over paying the bill and both end up too broke to pay for it The meal would be 20% yapping, 5% random issues (like stomach aches), 15% flirting, 35% eating and drinking, 15% awkward silence, 5% being socially awkward with people other than ourselves, and 5% zoning tf out

[dworsnopaa-blog]

The constant soap opera makes me glad I don't bother reading the dash 97.6% of the time.

[fixdarling-blog]

There is an 75% chance that if someone visits me at work, I'll end up dating them.

Every fella who has visited me at work as their sole goal, without just being in the mall already for one reason or another, usually ends up dating me or something similar.

I hope things go well with this cute boy. He bought cactus sunglasses (he came for a Clockwork Orange bowler hat).

[littlenhep]

Why do people remember your birthday?

5% Memorization

95% Facebook