#random storytime

[beadigitaldiary]

My mom has been drinking beer since forever and its left her teeth stained with a permanent beer smell. My father has been an smoker on and off throughout my life too and his teeth always scared me because it reminded me of those psa ads ;[ (iykyk) now as an adult I take extra precaution to care for my teeth and its always satisfying when dentists tell me I have perfect teeth✨🦷 I've been blessed! I have a rlly bad phobia of losing teeth or having oral infections >.< in my dreams there are rare times where my teeth will fall out of my mouth and it would scare me to death.

[liyisok]

TW// mentions of sexual harassment, religion, sexual assault under the cut

Random storytime...

When I was in 10th grade, I had a physics honors class and met this 11th grader who we'll call Adrian (not his real name, he has since graduated as so have I).

Now, a little background on Adrian. He never had a phone until that year. He had a sister who was a freshman at the time. He was EXTREMELY Christian (this will come into play later)

A little context about me as well, I'm not religious, never was, never will be. But I was hyperfixed on the Satanist symbol and would doodle it a lot in my binder.

He was persistent on me converting to Christianity and would tell me to NEVER use God's name in vain (idgaf, weirdo) and to NEVER doodle that symbol or I wouldn't go to heaven. He constantly asked for my number, and apparently he groped another girl (who my IRL friend, Jay, was friends with.) I was with Milo (who I've mentioned on here as an ex bf) at the time of Adrian's harassment. I kept telling my mom about him and what he was doing and at the time, she said "Well, that's what boys do when they like a girl!" Like no?? He was a creep and I would do EVERYTHING I could to get away from him (even dragging Jay with me to the library whenever I'd see Adrian). And I don't know if this is true or not, but the police apparently got involved after a girl was crying in the front office cuz of him.

And yeah, that is one of the reasons I'll never convert to Christianity or go to church.

[clvudii-launch42]

One of the funniest moments I've experienced was when I was at a sleepover with some friends, and one of my closest friends just randomly looks at me and goes "If you were a guy I could totally date you", like, RANDOMLY. It came out of thin air. Out of NOWHERE. And as the really shy girl I was back then (this happened like one or two years ago maybe), I was just laughing awkwardly and was like "hehe oh really?" and she was like "Yeah". This happened in my friends that we were having this sleepover at house's bathroom cuz we were getting ready for bed cuz it was late ig and my best friend was there too, witnessing this (though she doesn't remember this happening... That's a shame, honestly.), and when my other close friend walks in my bestie is like "These two are dating now", pointing at me and my friend. My friend that walked in was like "Oh? Okay, let me see a kiss" and my friend LITERALLY leaned in for one. Man, if I tell you my heart was racing...

Literally that same year I realized I was Bi... I cannot remember if it was before or after this incident, but I'm preeetty sure it was the same year at least. 2023.. was it? 2022? Can't remember really... I think 2022 is more right.

Well, this incident or whatever is something that I'm thinking about every now and then, and it's always just as funny to me.

[liqsouls]

Storytime no one asked for or how Taylor Swift helped me with entering university🫡 (jk)

So in my country, after we finish high school we have national exams based on the school studying program. And we need the results of those exams to enter uni. Basically, if u passed well u can enter a good uni if u passed very well u can even get a free scholarship in good uni. One of the exams I had was an English one. And I was so worried abt it like I wasn't afraid of others exams but the English exam was terrifying.

This exam had a few parts, the first part was basically a "listening" thing when u listen to a text and then answer some questions abt it. And usually a lot of strange shit was happening during listening so it was pretty unpredictable stuff.

And I remember how fucking nervous I was and I knew that when I'm nervous I tend to make stupid mistakes. So our examiner turned on a recording and on the third sentence I realized that the text was about Taylor Swift.😳 I still recall this emotion cause I couldn't believe it. When I realized that it was real I smiled and probably it looked strange cause "why the hell someone is smiling during such an important stressful exam?". But this really calmed me down, I understood that I prob can answer all questions without even listening lmao. It was such a mood boost for me, I wasn't nervous anymore and I believe this really helped me to go through this exam. I got almost max points. And it's one of my favorite coincidences in my life lol.

[nerdytrashbag]

My eng/ukr tutor is a fun one.

I go to her house for tutoring. Its pretty much normal for her to ask me if i wanted Tea or Coffee, i picked coffee. She was adding milk and out of a blue asked if i wanted for it to have pistachio topic/syrup(she also has blue curacao and some other(she doesn't remember which)syrup which she said will add next time). When i was going through tests on literature i took a sip of a coffee after mixing everything there, then she asked: "How is it?". It..tbh wasn't really different from usual coffee with milk so i said "Its not really different...?" and she stood up and sorta yelled "Are you challenging me?" and stomped/marched to the kitchen, returned with pistachio syrup and added another serving to my cup. Could really taste pistachios there now...

Oh ye, also mid test i randomly mentioned Ginger ale sparkling non-alcoholic drink i began liking...she then led me to her kitchen and asked me to close my eyes and open my mouth... Its was Ginger Jam... again, didn't expect that. She said that she bought it just cause there was german word for ginger(she knows and can tutor german)and she liked it. imo had interesting taste but i dont think i'll ever buy it.

Nevertheless, my tutor rocks.

[dromaeo-sauridae]

thinking about the time that my puppy was barking at people and my grandpa shouted at her from like 100 feet away inside the motorhome. her name is boo. these people probably think a 60 year old man yelled ‘BOO’ at them from inside his motorhome. this cheers me up a lot its very funny to me

[beelzdarling]

Just posting this Luci from the butlers event, back in January, that I could have obtained but didn't because I was new.

Storytime: I was checking my cards based on Date Obtained and it seems that my first day/pull in Obey Me! was on January 8th. The very first day of the butler's event.

Tbh this is the first otome game I've been invested to, but my first days playing I basically didn't care that much because it took me around 4 episodes of the main story to be interested and by the time I understood what the Nightmare events and Pop quizzes were about it was too late for the Butler's event. After that it came the Alice in Wonderland theme event (I can't recall the name rn) which I barely played and my first event were I was active was the one for the Insomnious Lucifer SSR card. Sigh. I wish I had more memories of my days as a newbie in the game but my brain completely swipes any memory of things I didn't pay much attention.

So yeah.

I think Luci really looks good in blue.

We still don't know how the Lonely Devil feature is gonna work but I just wish it will allow us free players the chance to get all the past event cards. *crossing fingers*

[sasusoul]

So I watched both It and It 2 in cinema this Thursday and they had booked a really convincing Cosplayer to portray Pennywise and walk around in the area where you buy your tickets and candy (sidenote: finally people are actually starting to hire cosplayers and appreciate them in Norway. Fkn love it!). He also stood outside the door when the first movie ended, just in the right spot so that you couldn't see him until you turned, wearing the most sadistic expression - I almost had a heart attack. Thank you to whoever that was for making my movie experience even better. Also, go watch IT 2, it's really good!