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Boczek of Kunštát when he needs to choose husband for his niece between flamboyant noble in inappropriate relationship with son of Martin the blacksmith and flamboyant noble in inappropriate relationship with son of Martin the blacksmith:

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jess mariano is so hot and anyone who is sarcastic and hot reminds me of him

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I love and like people who let me be me. They're just built different..!!

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The little things that can getchu more attention from women:

1. Being genuinely kind. That means being nice to women you’re attracted to and the ones you’re not. Cuz if you cherry pick, not only are you gay, but the hoes will notice! They always do

2. Take showers. This sounds ridiculous but… you’d be surprised. But when I say this I mean OVERALL hygiene. Don’t eat food off the floor. Brush your teeth, FLOSS, what else… keep them finger AND toenails under control

3. Listen. Listen MADD hard son. Cuz the good girls and the crazy bad ones react the same when they feel like they’re not being heard. The crazies’ eyes just twitch more

4. Do what you said you was gonna do.

Do not promise shorty the moon then start talking about “gravity, oh it’s not possible babe” she’s not gonna wanna hear it. Next time Shutcho ass up, and promise her some takis instead.

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