I drew this D&D Dragonborn Monk who went through a mummy situation as a commissiom for one of my friends! The design was so fun to figure out!
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I drew this D&D Dragonborn Monk who went through a mummy situation as a commissiom for one of my friends! The design was so fun to figure out!
I got 2 trans eene thingamajigs... (transish as adult and transish as tweens)
both of these designs are stacks better than my first eene girl designs so yea
more malevola 💥
"why did you write that"
my fetish
my friend's fetish
not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.
4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy
STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS
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I made these for my friends, but I thought that might be helpful for yall as well! hehe! Now whenever someone asks for storyboard tips I can throw this at them!
Examples of storyboards I made for fun:
as seen around gateway city ☞
It’s Valentine’s Day! Need a Valentine to send to your sweetie? Don’t worry! I made you guys some Sin City Valnetines!
Bringing these babies back
I will never get tired of these
Happy Valentine’s Day! Somehow I didn’t include the rest of these in my post? I never get tired of these dumb things.
since it’s a scary time to be trans: refuge restrooms is an app which maps gender-neutral/single-stall restrooms. it’s community-mapped, so it’s possible you might be the first person to log the restroom locations, but hopefully it’ll help some people.
please reblog this post if you’ve got trans followers. stay safe.
For my non-trans followers: please consider getting the app just so you can add neutral restrooms to the map when you run across them. Simple way to help.
This is absolutely still a thing, for anyone wondering!
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
You go down the stairwell/fire escape. Is that weird?
But what if you have a walker or a wheelchair??
in america at least, in this situation, there isnt one. either your loved ones or the firemen can get you out using the emergency fire escapes or stairs, or you die
That's fucking horrific, thank you
“fun” little story:
last summer my friend who is an amazingly talented artist and i were in this super tall building, and she’s in a wheelchair and i’m pushing her around the room. it’s an art exhibit and some of her art was chosen to be showcased there and so it’s all fine and dandy until suddenly an alarm starts going off
a FIRE ALARM
everyone starts running for the stairs and my friend just looks at me with this forlorn look on her face
“i can’t go down the stairs”
but i’m a stubborn bitch “i’ll carry you”
“what about my chair? it’s too expensive for me to be able to get another one if i can’t get this one back”
“i’ll carry that too”
and i did. we went to the stairs (by then most people from our floor were gone) and i lifted her up in a fireman’s carry over my shoulder and then lifted her chair up and used the ridiculous amount of adrenaline that was coursing through my veins to make it down approximately 20 half-flights of stairs until we met some people exiting lower floors, one of which who kindly took the chair. I changed positions so i was holding my friend bridal-style which was, somehow, easier and the person who took her wheelchair (with her permission to handle it of course) accompanied me to the ground floor and then out the doors
basically there is no real protocol for people who can’t use the stairs in an emergency. it’s up to the people with them, if anyone, to help them or the person to somehow make it down the stairs alone, unassisted
thank fuck that it was just a faulty alarm system, because if i was unable to carry her down those stairs and the building was on fucking fire???? then i don’t know what would have happened to her, but i don’t think it would have been very good.
it’s fucking ridiculous and ableist to the absolute max.
I use a cane. When I did a day-long fire safety training at my northeast American university (UMass Amherst), I asked that exact same question: “what am I supposed to do if the fire alarm goes off and I’m in my lab on the twelfth floor?”
the fire marshal hemmed and hawed for a while and then said to take the elevator- you’re supposed to leave it free for the fire department to use and they want able-bodied people out fast not waiting for elevators. if the fire alarm has just gone off the building probably hasn’t suffered enough structural damage to make using the elevator dangerous, and modern elevator wells are heavily reinforced. many large and high-trafficked buildings on my campus have fire rated elevators that link in with the fire alarm system so they won’t let you off on a floor with a possible fire.
if the elevator isn’t working, wait in the stairwell and call the fire department to let them know where you are. modern stairwells are also heavily reinforced- it might not be pleasant but modern building code usually requires fire-resistant stairwell doors in office and big residential buildings, also to help firefighters get in and out safely. older buildings’ stairwells may or may not be retrofitted with fire-resistant doors but a stairwell is generally the safest place to wait if you can’t get out.
what happened to your friend was horrible, and i’m very glad you were there to help her out, but you can absolutely use the elevator to evacuate if it’s not shut down. those don’t-use-the-elevator rules are for abled people.
This is GOOD TO KNOW. why do they not tell people this??
Okay, firefighter here. If you are not physically able to use the stairs, and the elevator is NOT compromised, use the elevator. But you MUST be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the elevator is NOT compromised before you get into it, because there is always the chance that once you get into it, you may not exit it. Power could go out. The elevator may actually BE compromised and you just couldn’t tell from where you were until you were in there, and it suddenly shuts down on you. Something else could happen.
Understand that once you enter the elevator, you could POTENTIALLY be taking your life into your hands there.
It is NOT LIKELY, to be perfectly honest. It’s only in a pretty catastrophic scenario - think the Twin Towers, USA, on September 11th - that the elevators will be compromised and out of service. But there is a NOT ZERO PERCENT CHANCE and you need to understand that and accept it.
As for leaving the elevators free for the firefighters, okay, here’s the deal. Unless your nearest fire station is literally right next door? Your first on scene fire truck is NOT likely to be there on scene and needing that elevator before you get to the ground. It takes us TIME to find the address, gear up, and drive to the building. Then we need to hoof it into where the elevators even ARE, so YOU HAVE TIME to use the elevator to get down to the ground floor... BUT ONLY IF THERE’S NOT A RUSH ON THE ELEVATOR! And THAT is WHY we don’t tell people this shit. That’s WHY we tell people to NEVER USE THE ELEVATOR... because every self-entitled asshole will use it because they don’t feel like walking, and then put YOU in danger by delaying the elevator’s arrival to you.
IF, however, the elevator IS compromised, or you just can’t get it to come for you, or whatever, and you either don’t have anyone with you who has the adrenaline fueled BALLS to be able to toss you over their shoulder and hoof it down the stairs with you - because, let’s face it, that is RARE AS FUCK, then HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:
You call 911 and tell the call taker that you are in the building that has a fire alarm going off, and you are not able to evacuate because of a physical disability, and you tell them what floor you are on, and EXACTLY what stairwell you are waiting at. And the very FIRST thing that the firefighters are going to do once they arrive, if it is, indeed, a REAL emergency, and not a false alarm, is come get your ass and bring you down. Whether that means carrying you down the stairs, or whether that means locking out the elevators so that no one else can override them and coming to get you themselves, they WILL come get you FIRST THING if it is a real event. And if it is a false alarm? You will probably be the first person who is not involved with the building to know, because the call-taker is going to stay on the line with you until you are under someone’s care and out of danger, or until the scene has been sorted out as real or false, and you are out of danger that way.
These are pretty standard operations in the fire service throughout the United States. There may be some minor variations based on specific municipalities, but, for the most part, this is pretty typical: LIFE BEFORE PROPERTY. So, as long as SOMEONE knows where you are - hence why you call 911 - Firefighters will come get you. You are NOT alone, and you have NOT been abandoned. I PROMISE. It’s like, our whole reason for doing the shit we do: to save lives and to break shit. Sometimes, we get lucky enough to do both at the same time.
High rise fires suck ass, and I always hated them. But the very FIRST thing I asked anytime we got one was if we had “any entrapments” - which is what we call anyone who could not self-evacuate for ANY reason. We ain’t leaving you behind. And yes, your friend who doesn’t have the stamina to carry you down can stay with you, too. Because I would never ask that of someone, honestly.
Also, just a little FYI... MOST fire alarms are false alarms. Not to make anyone complacent or anything, but, yeah. Most of them are either system malfunctions, someone accidentally hit a pull station, or someone burned popcorn in a break room. So don’t let a fire alarm freak you out until you need it to - by smelling or seeing smoke or flames.
i have had multiple nightmares about this very thing because NOBODY BOTHERS TO ACTUALLY TELL WHEELCHAIR USERS THIS STUFF
I am loving these additions!
If you're disabled, this is worth the time and focusing energy to read through!!!
A friend commissioned me to make some personalized Just Desserts cards! I think they came out pretty good!
If YOU would like to commission me for some art my commissions are open!
#art #boardgames #cardgames #commissionsopen
Obscure DC character Bazooka Joan. I saw her and had to draw her. Bring back Bazooka Joan!!
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People in the BDSM and kink communities are the only people who are normal about sex, actually, and we should all learn from them.
I think everyone should familiarise themselves with the theory for such key concepts as consent, rejecting a sexual practice for yourself without judging it morally for others, sub drop and how it can happen even in the most vanilla sexual encounters, and aftercare and how it’s often needed in even the most vanilla sexual encounters (but often treated as a joke and something to ridicule).
Summary for those who haven’t read the links:
Sub drop is basically getting the endrophin high from sex and then crashing hard from it. You just had an amazing, intense experience, so why do you want to cry??? Why do you feel weird and empty and alone? Even if you don’t get the outright crash, when the horniness fades, it catches up to you just how vulnerable you’ve been, and it’s natural and common to feel a little lost and alone after that. Contrary to what the term implies, you don’t need to be the submissive party to experience this. Note how much vanilla sex culture ridicules this (”crying after sex” jokes, etc.).
Aftercare is the antidote to sub drop, it’s the post-sex affirmation that things are good and you are safe and appreciated. Common forms include cuddling, ice cream, taking a warm shower together, wrapping yourself in your fuzziest softest bathrobe available and general relaxation together. Comfort and reassurance. Note how much vanilla sex culture condemns people as “needy” for wanting this kind of treatment, or for being upset that their partner just walks out on them after sex. (The people being condemned as “needy” are usually women, but I don’t even want to think about how much men certainly need this comfort too but feel like they can’t ask for it without being seen as un-masculine.)
This is what I mean when I say BDSMers and kinksters are the only ones who have this shit figured out. None of these things are actually exclusive to BDSM and kinky sex, vanilla sex for everyone would be SO MUCH BETTER if these things were part of universal sex ed.
Dom drop & top drop are also things. Doms and tops need aftercare too, its not just subs & bottoms. We are all in need of comfort and reassuance. Usually, taking care of each other as part of aftercare helps handle drop for all parties involved, but focusing exclusively on the phenomenon of subdrop can give people a really false impression of reality.
Certified Sex Ed Post!
Hi! With the holidays approaching, a reminder that my commissions are open! There's still time to pay me to draw stuff for you! I could really use the money. DM me or email me at vexxthenoirgal(at)gmail(dot)com!
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Back at it again with The Wolf Man toyline! Starting off with WOLF SHIFTERZ™ GWEN AND LARRY! A series of figures including Gwen, Larry, and others that all have the same gimmick: morphing from wolf to human with their tails turning into various silver weapons! #art
VAMP EXTERMINATOR APRIL! Obviously we need a figure of Jenny Slate in exterminator gear with some sort of mercury solution to battle vampire/enemy werewolves! Comes with a 'wolf-out' mask to fit over her face. Maybe the gun comes with different cartridges to turn the water silver, green or red?
I swear I drew this over a month ago. Anyways, ACAB POWER PROTESTER GWEN! Has Projectile-Throwing Action, and comes with a wolf glove, to also do Clawing Action. Based off some concept art of Gwen beating up vampire riot police that never made it into the (fake) movie. Comes with Wolf Glove, tear-gas grenade canister, rock, can of soup, bike chain, book on police accountability, a makeshift barricade, and a makeshift shield made from a "wolves crossing" sign.
VAMP SHIFTERZ™ RITA TALBOT AND CHIP LESTER! Not as involved as the Wolf Shifterz, they have buttons on their backs that open their mouths to reveal vampire teeth and change their eyes! Also splashing cold liquid will change their chest to reveal blood like they've just fed!
CLOCKZOOKA JOHN TALBOT! From a series of figures that are rich jerks that have classy pieces of furniture that turn into weapons. John has a grandfather clock that turns into a bazooka, and of course a cane sword. I'm obscenely proud of Grandfather Glock.
WOLF CAPTURE DETECTIVE POOLE! Obviously we need a Poole figure! Comes with a net-launching double shotgun, break-out chains that can be used with other figures, and has bearhug action! I bet Jon Bernthal gives really good hugs
DELUXE MERCURIZED WEREWOLF LARRY! I started out not having too many ideas for this one but I like how he came out! Big ol' monster wolf with lights and sounds, probably the must-have toy of the Christmas season. I kind of pictured him with bits of jagged silver/mercury sticking out of him and horribly mutated with bits of exposed muscle showing. Pushing down the head makes the snout extend and bite, it's got slashing action, extending mercury claws, mercury spikes, and of course, tail-wagging action!
The last piece of The Wolf Man and possibly my most outrageous design yet: DARK MICROVERSE KEGGER MASSACRE PLAYSET! This simulates the scene of the wolf attack and Jenny's killing, but what if it also rampaged through the frat house too?? Comes with figures of Gwen, Larry, Jenny, the werewolf, and 2 hapless frat bros. The keg unfolds to show the frat house on the top half and the dark forest on the bottom. Plenty of fun little bits, traps, pieces, a switch that shows a massacre version of the background, and a hose that flips open to be an attachable slide! Would never ever hit retail stores.
Back at it again with The Wolf Man toyline! Starting off with WOLF SHIFTERZ™ GWEN AND LARRY! A series of figures including Gwen, Larry, and others that all have the same gimmick: morphing from wolf to human with their tails turning into various silver weapons! #art
VAMP EXTERMINATOR APRIL! Obviously we need a figure of Jenny Slate in exterminator gear with some sort of mercury solution to battle vampire/enemy werewolves! Comes with a 'wolf-out' mask to fit over her face. Maybe the gun comes with different cartridges to turn the water silver, green or red?
I swear I drew this over a month ago. Anyways, ACAB POWER PROTESTER GWEN! Has Projectile-Throwing Action, and comes with a wolf glove, to also do Clawing Action. Based off some concept art of Gwen beating up vampire riot police that never made it into the (fake) movie. Comes with Wolf Glove, tear-gas grenade canister, rock, can of soup, bike chain, book on police accountability, a makeshift barricade, and a makeshift shield made from a "wolves crossing" sign.
VAMP SHIFTERZ™ RITA TALBOT AND CHIP LESTER! Not as involved as the Wolf Shifterz, they have buttons on their backs that open their mouths to reveal vampire teeth and change their eyes! Also splashing cold liquid will change their chest to reveal blood like they've just fed!
CLOCKZOOKA JOHN TALBOT! From a series of figures that are rich jerks that have classy pieces of furniture that turn into weapons. John has a grandfather clock that turns into a bazooka, and of course a cane sword. I'm obscenely proud of Grandfather Glock.
WOLF CAPTURE DETECTIVE POOLE! Obviously we need a Poole figure! Comes with a net-launching double shotgun, break-out chains that can be used with other figures, and has bearhug action! I bet Jon Bernthal gives really good hugs
DELUXE MERCURIZED WEREWOLF LARRY! I started out not having too many ideas for this one but I like how he came out! Big ol' monster wolf with lights and sounds, probably the must-have toy of the Christmas season. I kind of pictured him with bits of jagged silver/mercury sticking out of him and horribly mutated with bits of exposed muscle showing. Pushing down the head makes the snout extend and bite, it's got slashing action, extending mercury claws, mercury spikes, and of course, tail-wagging action!
Back at it again with The Wolf Man toyline! Starting off with WOLF SHIFTERZ™ GWEN AND LARRY! A series of figures including Gwen, Larry, and others that all have the same gimmick: morphing from wolf to human with their tails turning into various silver weapons! #art
VAMP EXTERMINATOR APRIL! Obviously we need a figure of Jenny Slate in exterminator gear with some sort of mercury solution to battle vampire/enemy werewolves! Comes with a 'wolf-out' mask to fit over her face. Maybe the gun comes with different cartridges to turn the water silver, green or red?
I swear I drew this over a month ago. Anyways, ACAB POWER PROTESTER GWEN! Has Projectile-Throwing Action, and comes with a wolf glove, to also do Clawing Action. Based off some concept art of Gwen beating up vampire riot police that never made it into the (fake) movie. Comes with Wolf Glove, tear-gas grenade canister, rock, can of soup, bike chain, book on police accountability, a makeshift barricade, and a makeshift shield made from a "wolves crossing" sign.
VAMP SHIFTERZ™ RITA TALBOT AND CHIP LESTER! Not as involved as the Wolf Shifterz, they have buttons on their backs that open their mouths to reveal vampire teeth and change their eyes! Also splashing cold liquid will change their chest to reveal blood like they've just fed!
CLOCKZOOKA JOHN TALBOT! From a series of figures that are rich jerks that have classy pieces of furniture that turn into weapons. John has a grandfather clock that turns into a bazooka, and of course a cane sword. I'm obscenely proud of Grandfather Glock.
WOLF CAPTURE DETECTIVE POOLE! Obviously we need a Poole figure! Comes with a net-launching double shotgun, break-out chains that can be used with other figures, and has bearhug action! I bet Jon Bernthal gives really good hugs