~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Are you ready for the absolute worst rap remix of all time that no one asked for, and no one wanted? Well too fucking bad because nothing will prepare you for the pain that is about to be inflicted upon your brain as you read the most horrendous piece of garbage I've ever written.
No I do not apologize; can I not have fun while ruining everything? So, without further adieu: Ice Ice Baby - but it's Destiel (season 4/5)
Yo VIP, let's kick it Ice, ice baby Ice, ice baby
Alright stop, collaborate and listen I was the one who raised you from perdition Yes I- grabbed a hold of you tightly Left a mark, red-angry and rightly Will it ever go? Yo, I hope no Turn off lights, and I’ll glow
To the extreme, I rock this barn like a vandal Light up these wings and big shadows you can’t handle Dance, eyes in the clouds that boom I dragged you from hell straight back into your tomb
Deadly, you don’t respect my supremacy Knife through my chest won’t change this memory Love it or leave it, I’ll watch you anyway Better stay in line, ‘cause the big boss don’t play If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out this halo while my grace revolves it
Ice, ice baby Obsession Ice, ice baby
Obsession Ice, ice baby Obsession Ice, ice baby Obsession
Now the apocalypse is fronting You and your brother better step up your hunting Quick to the mark, to the mark, no waiting Slicing up demons, black eyes and smoking Burning them, salt bones graves dwindle Ghosts in your hair quick harsh not nimble And a vampire with the sun is a no show? You’re on a roll, no time to go solo
Rollin' in a sleek ‘67 Stereo on max stairway to heaven The diner side waitress, her number down in ink Eyes on me, a nice slow blink Kept on, pursuing to the next stop I busted a left, and I'm heading to the next block The block was dead, yo So I floored it to 666 Crossroads Avenue
Clock running fast need a wish from a genie Angels on my ass it’s gettin’ real steamy Jealous, 'cause I'm out getting mine Going down hot, a rebellion just in time Ready for the ash on the wall Burnt feathers singed grace was it I who made you fall Your voice clear as like a bell Dean Winchester, has been pulled from hell Saved, Pontiac Illinois
Pushed through the dirt, walkin’ real fast City to city, you ever had my back? My brother drinking blood and his excuses lack Demon on the scene, he’s tryna get clean? I hit you up, hollow praying beggin’ blindly If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out these guns while my finger revolves it
Ice, ice baby Obsession Ice, ice baby
Obsession Ice, ice baby Obsession Ice, ice baby Obsession
Take heed 'cause you were put in my charge Get down on your knees, cause’ your ego is concerningly large My hands, that put you back onto your land Enough to shake and tear holes like quicksand 'Cause my grace is like a chemical blast Unfathomable force that would make you heel Born from the stars, this is a biblical concept
You start a fight, your faith lackin’ think I’ll miss it? You don’t want my aid Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade Confusion, won’t you make up your mind You say that I’m a hammer, well then maybe your blind Keep my composure, when you tell me get lost Magnetized by your soul and my eyes go crossed If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out this halo while my grace revolves it
Ice, ice baby Obsession Ice, ice baby Obsession Ice, ice baby Obsession Ice, ice baby Obsession Ice Yo man, let's get out of here Word to your brother
Ice, ice baby, too cold Ice, ice baby, too cold, too cold Ice, ice baby, too cold, too cold Ice, ice baby, too cold, too cold
[The real: Ice Ice Baby song]
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so yah this is one of the biggest mistakes of all time; and I blame my brother entirely for randomly coming up with that first line yes, more rhythms this took all fucking day now my brain is fried somebody shoot me in the face this is so fucking awful why am I like this
also fuck tumblr up the ass so fucking hard oh my fucking god I have tried literally everything even painstakingly editing the HTML text and fucking nothing it has been almost an hour of editing and I cannot get the colours to act how I want and had to take out other previous formatting somebody shove a giant rusty sword up this platforms ugly asshole oh my god ive lost my mind
