president of pirate trio nation

sideblog where i talk about pirate trio. or clownrekzy. whatever it’s called. i get to make things up here.

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if i can convert one (1) person to pirate trio my job will have been done

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i laughed so hard when i saw this. first and only person to reject branzycraft minutetech you’re so strong. the beef goes both ways. they’re so perfect

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ok but also which betrayal is minute talking about… i mean branzy’s betrayed a lot of people, but specifically s5, like, he can’t be talking about the amusement park because that’s overt deadliness, so did he figure out branzy’s part of the pmc???? like im now doubting minute but also what is he talking about

[pirate-trio]

i laughed so hard when i saw this. first and only person to reject branzycraft minutetech you’re so strong. the beef goes both ways. they’re so perfect

[pirate-trio]

YOUREBVAK!!!

haiii ^-^!

[pirate-trio]

branzycraft i’m so sorry your soft launch of the manservant concept to rek, mr cube, and pangi failed at least you already have 2/3 of them as allies i know you were really hoping rek would hop on 💔

[floovypidgin]

Resorseful guy gathers recorces 7/8/26 (d/m/y)

1:51:17

Timestamp and stream

[pirate-trio]

branzycraft i’m so sorry your soft launch of the manservant concept to rek, mr cube, and pangi failed at least you already have 2/3 of them as allies i know you were really hoping rek would hop on 💔

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Lifesteal SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Branzy/ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF) Characters: ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF), Branzy (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Branzycraft, Omega Clownpierce, Lifesteal SMP Season 3, making out in the bowels of the funhouse, freak4freak clownzy, mild bloodplay, Dom/sub Undertones Summary:

Clownpierce loved Lifesteal. He loved the terror on his servermates’ faces the second before he killed them. He loved when a good trap went off without a hitch. He loved fighting impossible odds. He loved how people assumed he was an Alpha.

What he loved most was that they were dead wrong. 

Enter Branzycraft.

[pirate-trio]

so we just love replacing minutetech huh. we love messing with minutetech. branzycraft i want to see you fuck with minute so bad this season please it would be so funny

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BRNAZYCRAFT IS BACK ON LIFESTEAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL HOLYYYYY SHIT OH MY GOD

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and this is awesome because everyone knows he’s at least a bit of a freak. how’s he gonna hide it now huh? he can’t. i’m excited to see his strategy….

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BRNAZYCRAFT IS BACK ON LIFESTEAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL HOLYYYYY SHIT OH MY GOD

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ranking my favorite rapier duo lifesteal seasons

Season 3: Where do I start. Literally just so much founding lifesteal content in s3 but like we have Rek’s countless betrayals by teammates and his “untrappable” status making for a facinating character. Then we have The Cleansing which is still one of my favorite ls moments ever with Team Chaos and like. they’re just working together seamlessly. the freaking dolphin clutch. Rek is Clown’s right hand man, literally one of the first people asked to join even before branzy. They were just so good in s3 absoloute peak all around.

Season 7: They’re actually teamed!!! It’s so coooll and fun! The little teaser where Rek impresses the rest of the team to convince them to let him join. The gathering mats for the osc. The building of the osc. Genuinely one of my fave ls videos ever it’s such a fun and happy time for something so destructive and seeing Rek let loose in that more ruthless way is sooooo fun. Also minrekclown (is that what they can be called?) is such a fun group and they’re all so sweet and it’s cute to see a continuation of the s5 dynamic.

Season 2: Yeah so this is basically all that one video where Clown captures Rek. I’m sorry that was amazing. I think about *achoo* splash potion of poison so often. They’re so cat and mouse and silly with each other and they’re tricking and scamming each other it’s just like such a fun meet-cute especially since this is like one of if not the first main interaction they have with each other on ls.

Season 5: “But Rekrap isn’t in this season!” Well Minutetech heard that and he said No He Is. Like just the fact that Minute asked Rek to help for the abyss arc already adds to its peak but like it’s so cool to see how quick Rek slips back into the ls mentality. He works with the Foundation so well and their little meetings are so reminiscent of Team Chaos. Like not as much specifically rapier duo here but like. They’re working together to save lifesteal. Yeah it’s definitely there

Season 6: Clownpierce checks at the beginning!!! It really was between 6 and 4 for the bottoms two but I felt that their limited but silly interactions at the end of Rek’s tunnel videos were enough to put it here! I think it was very remnant of old seasons to have them all hunting clown but then turn around and team with him. Very sweet. If anyone has a full vod of the charity event from either of their povs that would be so fun to watch.

Season 4: Clown wasn’t on much and while this is a W clownzy season rapier duo just doesn’t interact much, the only real moment they have is when Rek is doing his pancakes or waffles video and Clown commented something that is ominous in the beautiful Clown flirting way

Honorable mentions of rapier duo: N&A s2 (of course) and that one Clownpierce video “We Eliminated Half the Event” which everyone should watch

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ranking my favorite rapier duo lifesteal seasons

Season 3: Where do I start. Literally just so much founding lifesteal content in s3 but like we have Rek’s countless betrayals by teammates and his “untrappable” status making for a facinating character. Then we have The Cleansing which is still one of my favorite ls moments ever with Team Chaos and like. they’re just working together seamlessly. the freaking dolphin clutch. Rek is Clown’s right hand man, literally one of the first people asked to join even before branzy. They were just so good in s3 absoloute peak all around.

Season 7: They’re actually teamed!!! It’s so coooll and fun! The little teaser where Rek impresses the rest of the team to convince them to let him join. The gathering mats for the osc. The building of the osc. Genuinely one of my fave ls videos ever it’s such a fun and happy time for something so destructive and seeing Rek let loose in that more ruthless way is sooooo fun. Also minrekclown (is that what they can be called?) is such a fun group and they’re all so sweet and it’s cute to see a continuation of the s5 dynamic.

Season 2: Yeah so this is basically all that one video where Clown captures Rek. I’m sorry that was amazing. I think about *achoo* splash potion of poison so often. They’re so cat and mouse and silly with each other and they’re tricking and scamming each other it’s just like such a fun meet-cute especially since this is like one of if not the first main interaction they have with each other on ls.

Season 5: “But Rekrap isn’t in this season!” Well Minutetech heard that and he said No He Is. Like just the fact that Minute asked Rek to help for the abyss arc already adds to its peak but like it’s so cool to see how quick Rek slips back into the ls mentality. He works with the Foundation so well and their little meetings are so reminiscent of Team Chaos. Like not as much specifically rapier duo here but like. They’re working together to save lifesteal. Yeah it’s definitely there

Season 6: Clownpierce checks at the beginning!!! It really was between 6 and 4 for the bottoms two but I felt that their limited but silly interactions at the end of Rek’s tunnel videos were enough to put it here! I think it was very remnant of old seasons to have them all hunting clown but then turn around and team with him. Very sweet. If anyone has a full vod of the charity event from either of their povs that would be so fun to watch.

Season 4: Clown wasn’t on much and while this is a W clownzy season rapier duo just doesn’t interact much, the only real moment they have is when Rek is doing his pancakes or waffles video and Clown commented something that is ominous in the beautiful Clown flirting way

Honorable mentions of rapier duo: N&A s2 (of course) and that one Clownpierce video “We Eliminated Half the Event” which everyone should watch

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i come bearing gifts

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87861576

enjoy :3

-phoenix anon

AHHHHH OH MY GOD PHOENIX ANON!!!! This is absolutely amazing!!!!!! Genuinely I can’t even begin to say how cool this is and wowwww I love it so much!!!!

Of courseeeee Branzy is the liar,,, you don’t know whether what killed you is sword or axe is awesomeeee he’s truly got that level of gaslighting doesn’t he?

Clown as like this cruel but true form of death (as the present) is soooo reminiscent of his season2/3 days because that’s what he would do! He just will cut you down eventually!

Rek….. oh Rek is my favorite phoenix anon and I think it’s pretty clear…. what you’ve done with him is awesomeeeee. He hasss built up this facade of truth and nicety, but he can absolutely be this unstoppable force of evil.

the three heads symbolism is soooooo freaking cool. it’s such a fun twist on them and i love the way you execute (hehe) it.

pirate trio get more evil asap!!!!! i love it so much phoenix anon you have no idea how much this means to me!!!!

[pirate-trio]

so has anyone else seen the new pangi lsw therapy video? anyone? haha so what the fuck was branzy talking about. what was he doing.

so we’re all used to branzy’s power play fantasies with clown (indebted servitude, goading him into trapping branzy in the nether, “like you can be the CEO and i’ll be the supervisor like middle management that’s all i ever aspired for” from lsw just now) but to my knowledge it’s never really extended in this way to rekrap, that is to say, in all of branzy’s terror, rekrap has never been framed as the one who has significant power over branzy personally

which is why it’s INSANE when branzy is going off on pangi (later posing as rekrap) saying stuff like “i feel like he’s just been taking advantage of me” and “im done with being your little— lackey!” and “that’s good point, yes sir, ill be a good boy now”

like. even pangi’s chat thought he was talking about clown before he said rekrap initially. and it’s just fascinating because branzy has never really acted submissive to rekrap (even if it’s lying to a therapist for fun) and he’s being very very blatant with his language and action

i don’t know if this is a specific shift in branzy’s lifesteal character, specifically because he acts pretty normal in rek’s anvil video, etc, but it’s still just very interesting how he shifted this clearly established dynamic with clown, to rek. this too is pirate trio

even tho i’m a clown and branzy have more power over rek truther

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This blog single handedly mad me watch Reks pirate battle royale

awww!!! yay!!!!! anon i hope you liked it!!!! its just such a fun video and they’re such a good team ^-^

[pirate-trio]

so has anyone else seen the new pangi lsw therapy video? anyone? haha so what the fuck was branzy talking about. what was he doing.

so we’re all used to branzy’s power play fantasies with clown (indebted servitude, goading him into trapping branzy in the nether, “like you can be the CEO and i’ll be the supervisor like middle management that’s all i ever aspired for” from lsw just now) but to my knowledge it’s never really extended in this way to rekrap, that is to say, in all of branzy’s terror, rekrap has never been framed as the one who has significant power over branzy personally

which is why it’s INSANE when branzy is going off on pangi (later posing as rekrap) saying stuff like “i feel like he’s just been taking advantage of me” and “im done with being your little— lackey!” and “that’s good point, yes sir, ill be a good boy now”

like. even pangi’s chat thought he was talking about clown before he said rekrap initially. and it’s just fascinating because branzy has never really acted submissive to rekrap (even if it’s lying to a therapist for fun) and he’s being very very blatant with his language and action

i don’t know if this is a specific shift in branzy’s lifesteal character, specifically because he acts pretty normal in rek’s anvil video, etc, but it’s still just very interesting how he shifted this clearly established dynamic with clown, to rek. this too is pirate trio

even tho i’m a clown and branzy have more power over rek truther

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just heard about this.