president of pirate trio nation

sideblog where i talk about pirate trio. or clownrekzy. whatever it’s called. i get to make things up here.

[pirate-trio]

if i can convert one (1) person to pirate trio my job will have been done

[pirate-trio]

This blog single handedly mad me watch Reks pirate battle royale

awww!!! yay!!!!! anon i hope you liked it!!!! its just such a fun video and they’re such a good team ^-^

[pirate-trio]

so has anyone else seen the new pangi lsw therapy video? anyone? haha so what the fuck was branzy talking about. what was he doing.

so we’re all used to branzy’s power play fantasies with clown (indebted servitude, goading him into trapping branzy in the nether, “like you can be the CEO and i’ll be the supervisor like middle management that’s all i ever aspired for” from lsw just now) but to my knowledge it’s never really extended in this way to rekrap, that is to say, in all of branzy’s terror, rekrap has never been framed as the one who has significant power over branzy personally

which is why it’s INSANE when branzy is going off on pangi (later posing as rekrap) saying stuff like “i feel like he’s just been taking advantage of me” and “im done with being your little— lackey!” and “that’s good point, yes sir, ill be a good boy now”

like. even pangi’s chat thought he was talking about clown before he said rekrap initially. and it’s just fascinating because branzy has never really acted submissive to rekrap (even if it’s lying to a therapist for fun) and he’s being very very blatant with his language and action

i don’t know if this is a specific shift in branzy’s lifesteal character, specifically because he acts pretty normal in rek’s anvil video, etc, but it’s still just very interesting how he shifted this clearly established dynamic with clown, to rek. this too is pirate trio

even tho i’m a clown and branzy have more power over rek truther

[pirate-trio]

just heard about this.

[pirate-trio]

thoughts about pirate trio in lsw? haven’t got a chance to catch up yet (using a device that can barely load youtube) but id like to hear your opinion :)

-phoenix anon

HI PHOENIX ANON!!!! I think the interesting part about lsw to me so far is that it really feels like ‘old lifesteal’ to a degree. Just by having a bunch of creators who don’t normally make lifesteal content on a version of the server it’s sort of like lifesteal anew.

I feel like this has definitely shown up in Branzy and Rek specifically, with Rek just getting into shenanigans like the anvil sky-base, which was one of my favorite videos and Branzy-team up interactions.

Of course there’s the whole clownzy renaissance. I’m currently starting branzy’s nether-castle clown stream but I think so far it’s been very fun to see both of them back on lifesteal together with the intent to steal lives.

Branzys is lying and scheming. And it’s beautiful to see.

I don’t know of any full on pirate trio interactions yet, but then again I was also mainly a couriway pov for a lot of lsw and Im just now catching up with Branzy.

My preliminary assessment is this: It’s great. Lsw brought back the ability for purely fun and silly lifesteal and I’m so excited to see more

[sirinoya]

rek and possesssiveness is so interesting to think about to me, because i don’t think it’s something you’d really assume about or associate with him, even with more general insight into his character. but, like, he does display possessiveness, in both his words and his actions. it’s in a lot of things, too, all of which i think are indicative about rek. like, the most common examples i can think of are ones related to teams; take rek telling zam that “now [sb]’s real teammate is here” upon joining their voice chat during season 7. rek has a habit of referring to other people on his “team” as his, either by calling them “my boy” / “my boy [name]” (eg: “don’t mess with my boy ash”, “don’t do my boy 4c like that”, “my boy theo”), or just “my”, like when he went “what’s happening to my pangi?” (why did he. say this). he’s also referred to the tunnels in season 6 as “his tunnels”, and the end arc castle in season 7 as “his castle”. but he does this with things that aren’t so clear and cut dry to be his, too— take his recent “hiding in my enemies’ base” video, where when talking about killing ferre, he says that he hadn’t wanted to fight anyone, but that “he’s preventing me from getting to my villagers”. these are ferre’s villagers, in ferre’s base, mind you. like okay rekrap2. sure

[unar-mage-ddon]

ill take any rapierduo crumb i can get

[pirate-trio]

hi my name is clownpierce and this is my first time playing on lifesteal with my old friend branzycraft let me just reference the gay roleplay we did three years ago and reenact it

hi my name is branzycraft and this is my first time playing on lifesteal in several years let me just call the deadliest assassin “*my* guy” repeatedly as i go find him

[oliveagainn]

WHAT IS THEIR TRIO NAME RAAAH (pose practice)

[pirate-trio]

"i'm never alone as long as i'm with you" -branzycraft 2026

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BRANZY

-phoenix anon

I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEE like. i know we don’t know what rek was planning and doing throughout the video which makes it even crazier like WHY WAS HE THERE!!!! JUST FOR FUN!!! they’re so…… they’re best pals but also like mannnnn

[pirate-trio]

has anyone seen branzy’s new video because “but really, i just think it’s funny to have rek do my dirty work from time to time” is insane. branzycraft i want to blow you up with tnt explosions

[pirate-trio]

okay i’m still thinking about this because it’s just such an apt representation of branzy’s character in general. he’s a control freak but nobody knows because he’s got such a good “im just a little guy” routine. he likes inflicting suffering but he finds it even FUNNER if he gets someone he likes to do it for him.

and here there’s also the added layer of it being rek. like yeah whatever this was about hypothetically killing a chicken but come on. it was about killing a baby chicken branzy had named and loved symbolically. the pinnacle of innocence and mercy. and branzy’s gonna have rek “literally one of the nicest people ever” rap2 kill it just because he tells him to. insane. branzycraft is insane.

[pirate-trio]

has anyone seen branzy’s new video because “but really, i just think it’s funny to have rek do my dirty work from time to time” is insane. branzycraft i want to blow you up with tnt explosions

[pirate-trio]

i know i haven't been here in a while but. hear me out.

pirate trio studio ghibli cosplay

clown: no face

branzy: calcifer

rek: jiji

-phoenix anon

HI PHOENIX ANON you’re right…. i’ve been neglecting pirate trio. but only on tumblr…. fear not because pirate trio still rules my heart and mind every day

i will say— i have not seen any ghibli movies (a crime, i know) but i looked up the characters and I SEE IT PHOENIX ANON!!!! you cooked with this

[exxcidio]

finally finished!!! i love them and that one pirate themed video sm

[crisismoth]

thinking about clownzy again. and their awesome third (he doesnt know it yet)

idk why i drew this. bonus panel under cut. ok

[pirate-trio]

in branzy's running video he goes like "AH" and stomps on a "hobo" spider. clown apparently has arachnophobia.

rek would take a spider outside for them.

BUT main question is, do the hobo spiders ship them or not?

-phoenix anon

nods i love your philosophical mind phoenix anon. the hobo spiders ship them because if they’re together that means rek won’t kill them, if they were apart…. who knows what would happen

the hobo spiders, like the rest of the world, have learned that life is better when pirate trio is together

or lowk they’re homophobic who knows <3

[pirate-trio]

It's them your honor

OH YES ABSOLUTELY they’re so….. there’s so much wrong with them, mostly individually. but when together they’re either 1 billion times worse, or completely functional