#raw batter

[academic-vampire]

The kitchen is my Garden of Eden. I am Eve. The brownie batter with raw eggs is the serpent. It’s whispering to me…

“You won’t get salmonella…. You never got sick before… just take a little taste… it’s so good…”

[onealonee]

Does anyone actually listen to the "Do not eat raw batter" warning on the box?

[eyyitsbei]

I'm sure it'll be fine...

Thanks for the idea @asyisnotok ^^

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[narrators-journal]

Omg omg omg!!! Pandora Hearts, aaaaaaah!!! Uuh, okay, inspiration you said for some x reader.

Since people apparently like to lick off raw batter; who of the PH cast do you think will be absolutely delighted about licking raw batter and who are horrified because (EXCUSE ME BUT THERE IS RAW EGG IN IT!!).

Haha, not sure if this helps at all but I hope you have fun with it!

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Xerxes Break Look me in the eye and tell me this sugar-loving heathen wouldn't just eat raw cookie batter. He wouldn't even bother to bake any batter, he'd just eat it raw. On top of that, I see Break as a rather flirty man, don't ask why, so if he's around a reader who has a crush on him, or not honestly, he'd make a whole show of it to fluster you.

Oz Vessalius Oz is another heathen who'd eat raw cookie batter, but he wouldn't eat the batter alone, just lick the spoon or maybe the bowl like a normal child would. Around the reader, he'd just offer them a bite of the batter.

Alice Would eat it raw, more out of impatience than anything else, but wouldn't likely do it a second time, especially after seeing Break with a bowl of batter and a spoon. Would call a reader childish if she saw them eating cookie batter, after all, that's something kids do.

Gilbert 'raven' Nightray He'd be the one who'd chase Break and Oz out of the kitchen with a broom for eating the batter before its cooked. He is disgusted that they'd eat raw eggs and raw flour. He'd target Break as the one to blame for encouraging Oz to do such a potentially dangerous thing and risk being sick.

Sharon Rainsworth Sharon is 50/50 on whether she eats raw batter. She's definitely done it before, and might steal a few swipes from the bowl or spoon, but otherwise won't usually eat it.

Jack Vessalius Like Sharon, he's a mixed bag and very situational on whether he'd eat raw batter. He's definitely done it and still does, but he's nowhere near Break-levels into eating it. Around a reader though? He'd definitely turn it into a flirty game with them.

Vincent Nightray Would definitely eat raw batter like a child. Every time he bakes or comes across raw batter he at least takes a swipe of it.

Reim Lunettes He wouldn't eat raw batter and would get onto reader a bit for eating it too. He's kinda a doormat though, and unless Xerxes takes the whole damned batter bowl, he won't stop him from eating a bit of it, within reason.

[heartlesslywhumping]

B

Battered

(Adjective)

Damaged or worn down by hard use

Injured by repeated blows

Subjected to abuse

To beat persistently or hard; pound repeatedly

To deal heavy, repeated blows; pound steadily

(Alternately: if food or kitchen whump floats your boat: consider raw batter)

[menoaes]

I was making brownies and saw this warning. The following image sequence accurately depicts my reaction.

[only-semi-sarcastic]

When you eat fresh batter and you're mouth's like YIIIIIIIIIISSSSS! but your tummy's like GTFONUUUUUUU

[imazingg-blog]

i just ate a whole bunch of junk food

And now I feel sick. Blarrrghhhldksjflsdf.