#raxacoricofallapatorious

[greyscalegoth]

Anyone else really wanna hear Jodie Whittaker say Raxacoricofallapatorious in her Yorkshire accent?

[blues-analects]

Captain Marvel Spoiler

That scene when the Kree scan Goose and it says "threat level: extremely high" (or something to that effect), and then they scan Fury and it says "species:human male; threat level: low to none". I just really wanted them to scan Maria and the machine to say her threat level is higher than Fury lol

(Lemme have my fantasy of women having poison darts in their fingers like Raxacoricofallapatorious)

[thatlittledandere]

Christopher Ecclestone’s voice saying Raxacoricofallapatorious echoes through school and I have the horrible realization that I forgot to put my phone on silent

[castiel-cipher]

Here's a Doctor Who fanfiction I wrote. It's not perfect, I know, but who cares? Just have fun reading it.

Storyline: The Doctor and Rose go and visit Raxacoricofallapatorious, when some big trouble arises. 

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A blue police box materialized on the purple surface of the planet. In the sky were two moons, one of them full and scarlet red, the other no more than a sliver of white in the dark sky. As the doors of the TARDIS opened a man stepped out, looking quite young but with a certain thing in his eyes that revealed his true age.

“Ah, there we are! Rose, come and see this!” he called over his shoulder. A girl answered him from the inside of the box, though it seemed to come from farther away than was physically possible.

“Coming, Doctor!”

Moments later she emerged from the opened doors, holding a device that was whizzing and bleeping for no particularly clear reason.

Upon seeing this new landscape, Rose immediately stopped. She had known this planet wouldn’t be as inhabited as most of them were, but she hadn’t expected it to be this desolate. The only life forms she could make out were low, thorny bushes and the occasional dead tree. Turning to the Doctor, with a questioning look on her face, she said:

“So this is Raxaco..”

“Raxacori-“ the man tried to complete the name, but Rose shushed him.

“I can say it, really. So this is Raxacoricofallapatorius? I thought it’d be more… I don’t know, inhabited? Alive?” She sighed, turning on her heels to see if the landscape was different at the other side of the police box.

The Doctor let out a little laugh.

“Oh Rose, you know there islife on this planet. Well… not on the surface. Well… maybe near the poles. Well… maybe some centuries ago.”

She shrugged. “And why is that again? Is the atmosphere poisonous or something? Please tell me I’m not breathing poison right now.”

A low rumble started somewhere in the distance, but it grew louder and louder, its cause still unseen. The device in Rose’s hands now let go a high-pitched shriek, followed by the sound of a siren. A troubled look appeared on the Doctor’s face.

“No, the Raxacons live underground for a very simple reason.”

He pulled out a small cylinder, and as he pushed a button, a blue light glowed. He pointed it at the apparatus she was holding, but it did not stop making noise. The rumble was now deafening, and at the horizon something green approached rapidly.

“Oh come on, this must be a joke! It isn’t even wood, why doesn’t it work?!” the Doctor grumbled displeased, although Rose couldn’t even hear his words over the rumbling that kept coming closer. Her eyes focused on the thing on the horizon, that moved over the landscape like ominous, poisonous green fog. She could have sworn she recognised the shape, but it kept slipping from her grasp. Something else that slipped from her grasp was the beeping and shrieking machine, as the Doctor almost tore it out of her hands in an attempt to make it stop.

“Doctor, what is that?” she screamed at him, pointing to the rapidly approaching green stuff.

At first the Doctor just stared at her blankly, only to turn a second later. His expression turned to disbelief and even though Rose couldn’t hear it, it was clear that he was cursing. As the for came nearer, she was able to make out white foam and grey branches tumbling up and down. Then it came to her.

She was not looking at fog. She was looking at an enormous wave that was heading straight towards them, crushing and drowning everything in its way.

A hand grabbed hers and pulled her towards the police box. Rose didn’t struggle as the Doctor pulled her inside, wanting to leave the planet immediately. The doors closed and, without a single second of doubt, they ran towards the hexagonal console in the middle of the room. He started pressing buttons, she pulled whatever lever that needed pulling, and in a few seconds the TARDIS started its usual wheezing. As the Doctor steered his ship into the Time Vortex, the blue box slowly disappeared, on its way towards a new adventure.

[claratyler]

I really really want the slitheen back for season 8 like imagine capaldi fighting them

[he-meant-to-knock-the-water-over]

*First watching Doctor Who* How will I remember all these weird alien names!?

*Now* I address the Sycorax according to article 15 of the Shadow Proclamation. I command you to leave this world with all the authority of the Slitheen Parliament of Raxacoricofallapatorious, and the Gelth Confederacy, as sanctioned by the Mighty Jagrafess, and the Daleks! Now leave this planet in peace!

[brandybaby1994]

If you can say "Raxacoricofallapatorious" than you're automatically my friend

[gobjuice]

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