#breach headcanons

[grimryoper]

VALORANT PROTOCOL AS PLUSHIES!! Pt1

PT2 - PT3 - PT4 - PT5

There is a tiktok trend that goes "your childhood plushie looks like you" and here is my take on the plushies that look like the agents! It's not 100% accurate because it was a bit hard for me to find photos that matches.

Deadlock - Seal

Brimstone - Dog (idk what breed)

Breach - Lion

Yoru - Blue jay

Sage - Chinchilla

Unfortunately I can't post more than 10 photos so I will be posting more parts with other agents!

[burntortilla]

One of my biggest headcanons for Breach is that more than just his arms are mecanic; i mean his spine MUST have some kind of extra support to hold up all that weight, right??? The little fans on the side of his arms sometimes begin to make noise (Think of an old pc with sims 4 turned on) whenever he's experiencing strong emotions too.. just for fun.. I also think of him exhaling smoke whenever his arms get too worked up.. i know they have fans on their arms to cool down, but there must be another way all that steam comes out.. so why not through his nose like a bull on old cartoons???

[limitlessimagines]

Agents' Reading Material (part 1: Astra, Breach, Brim, Chamber)

Astra: big on magazines, specifically the home and lifestyle ones. She loves reading life tips, fashion suggestions, opinion pieces, new gossip on celebrities, and checking out recipes. These magazines are colourful, and always have something new and fresh for her to get into when she’s bored. Astra also enjoys magazines about the planet and humanity. So you’ll find her floating upside-down with a Nat Geo mag sometimes. Astra’s magazine list includes: Reader’s Digest, Real Simple, and Smithsonian.

Breach: though he’s a jokester and doesn’t look like he’s serious about anything, he did make his own arms. Breach is always reading up on the newest engineering articles so he can better his prosthetics. If there’s one thing he and Killjoy can meet in the middle about, it’s that! He doesn’t read that often though, so when he does, it’s usually about engineering. Breach’s engineering reading material includes: The Design of Everyday Things, Engineering and the Mind’s Eye, and Popular Mechanics. Oh, and also engineering manuals. A lot of them.

Brimstone: the news. As a self proclaimed ‘old dog’, Brim keeps up with his fair share of world events by checking the news every morning. He doesn’t have the time to get a physical newspaper, so he’s learned to use the tablet Killjoy gave him to read it. It gives him a sense of understanding about how things are going in the world, and gets his brain going in the morning, thinking about how to keep the world a safe place. The only downside to reading the news electronically is that he can’t do his daily crossword :(. He got a little book of them though :)

Chamber: biographies, autobiographies, memoirs and sheet music. A man of many interests. He enjoys reading biographies about famous figures. How their lives shaped them to be the people they are now. How their difficulties forged them into successful players in life. It motivates him. On top of that, Chamber also collects sheet music. He loves real handwritten ones. Not the mass-printed books, no. When he visits operas and orchestras, he’ll charm someone to let him have a page from their show. Or pay for it, if they’re being difficult. He frames it later, and maybe transcribes it to piano if he feels up to it. Some of the figures Chamber has read about include: Frida Kahlo, Maximilien Robespierre, and Mozart.

[cyphertripping]

Pride HCs! (all agents) 🌈

happy pride month :D here’s a fun little compilation of my personal headcanons for the agents/ if they were queer. obv all of the HCs are meant in good fun/ are my own thoughts so i’d love to hear y’alls thoughts or feedback :)

Word Count: 1500+

Warnings: slight NSFW mentions (not too graphic), including slight discussion of kinks

Astra

Astra probably doesn’t define herself purely within Western queer discourse

Despite this, she’s one of the best to talk about general queer crises as she’s very secure in herself— she’s always there with a grounding comment

She’s very open with her love

If she did identify with something, it’d probably be sapphic because she likes the ideology behind it

Breach

Breach figured out pretty early on that he was queer

Being an international criminal definitely gave him room to experiment, though not always in the safest ways

Like Astra, doesn’t really care about the specifics— he likes who he likes. Likewise, definitely down for a poly relationships

Part of the reason he was drawn to Raze when they met was not just because they were fellow engineers but because queer solidarity

Brimstone

Bear— need I say more?

This man definitely had a relationship/ pining with the guy in the photos in his office

The majority of the time he served, the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy was in place, and it weighed heavily on his mind as a gay man

If he has to act like he’s attracted to women, I want him to act like Captain Holt (B99)

Chamber

I saw the post about Chamber just being an “America-core Frenchman” and I agree so hard

Yes, he may put on airs of arrogance and superiority, but this man is the whiniest. Bottom. Ever.

He’s always so perfectly in control, in his manner and appearance, he enjoys letting go sometimes. Would enjoy being tied up and gun kink (enough said).

Also, trans (“Vincent” literally screams Victorian child wannabe)

Would use gold tattoos to decorate his top scars

Cypher

Omnisexual/ bisexual— I think the true tragedy of Cypher being forced to hide his identity is that he can’t have relationships/ hookups with everyone he finds attractive (which is, to be fair, a lot of people)

Though, assuming Nora is his wife and still alive, Cypher would remain faithful

He isn’t above flirting with other people though

Very slight voyeurism kink

Fade

Definitely a lesbian catgirl

Contrary to her abilities, I doubt she’s into BDSM/ heavy kink— she’s experienced so much horror in the eldritch realm, I imagine she just wants really caring sex/ relationships and isn’t as much into control play

Does really subtle things to celebrate pride, like rainbow studs or painting her nails rainbow

Jett

Jett would likely take a long time to come to terms with her sexuality, with her parents being a bit more conservative (let's go Asian parents!!)

Being at the VP was her first opportunity to really experiment and naturally, she latched onto the person she had grown closest with— Phoenix

My favorite HC is that Jett and Phoenix getting together was what made both of them realize that they prefer the other gender

I think Jett would like to be a bit more flexible with her own label, seeing herself as a sapphic

KAY/O

Kay/o gives demisexual vibes, as he would take a long time to process that he even liked someone and that it was possible with his programing

Given the theories about Kay/o being based off one of Brim’s old friends (and with all the imagery of them carrying each other) — perhaps romance could bloom there?

If he found he enjoyed sex, he would be incredibly disappointed he can’t give oral (like really just absolutely torn up about it)

Killjoy

Panromantic asexual— I think KJ is just someone who’s not that interested in sex, but romantically a lot of people

Obviously, I love KJ and Raze being girlfriends, and so I think Killjoy would be willing to have sex/ enjoys pleasuring Raze as she’s not sex-repulsed, just wouldn’t seek it out if her partner didn’t want it!

Would be interested in using different toys to see how Raze reacts

Neon

Bisexual queen— enjoys relationships with all people

Also trans, using she/they pronouns! It took them a long time to come to terms with being bisexual and trans, but they’re truly happy now, being able to do the work they love and be themself

Despite her electric fast abilities, Neon’s a hopeless romantic and enjoys taking relationships slow

A bit of a classic bisexual in that they’re constantly worrying that they’re faking it— what if they’re actually straight? Or just gay? All she knows is that she loves who she loves and tries to find solace in that

Would try to paint her surge protector rainbow

Omen

Omen is genderqueer (using all pronouns)— as their old life fades from their mind, I think they could find solace in gender expression and how they present. They’ve been called a lot of things— demon, a hollow shell of a man, but none of those feel quite right. Being genderqueer gives Omen a sense of control and for the first time, a label that feels right to them

Even though he can struggle with corporeality sometimes, he really enjoys giving hand jobs— it gives them something to focus their form on (though if Omen gets really excited, he might disappear into smoke a bit)

They are the ultimate malewife in the relationship

Phoenix

As said with the Jett HC, they were their realizations that they were queer

On Phoenix’s half, I see him as bisexual, with a leaning toward men (as for Jett, it just wasn’t the right fit— but it was being with her that made him realize he had a much larger potential for who he could love)

He would bug Yoru into showing him his drag fits and want to try it out

Raze

Lesbian all the way! Raze loves the deepness and explosivity of relationships with other women

Very respectful of KJ’s asexuality and they’ve had long talks about what each of their needs are

Doesn’t want to push KJ to have sex with her, but finds it amusing that KJ can make sex enjoyable for herself by making Raze the test subject

Not to get into explicit detail, but let’s just say Killjoy has definitely kept Raze up way longer than she expected

Reyna

While she may not identify as the term exactly, I think Reyna could be a graysexual lesbian, in the sense that she isn’t attracted to men, and doesn’t entirely enjoy sex

Headcanon that she faced a lot of pressure from being a conventionally attractive, authoritative latina— which pushed her into realizing she doesn’t enjoy male attention

If she is sexually attracted to someone, she’s into switching. She finds being top fun, but it’s a turn off if that’s expected of her all the time. Sometimes Reyna just wants to be taken care of :(

I think the Reyna/ Sage pairing is cute and could make for an interesting “coworkers to enemies to lovers” dynamic. They clearly have a lot of emotions toward each other, and their powers poetically contrast each other

She can be a bit of a sadist, especially if it’s a hookup, but tries to tone it down for Sage as their relationship develops

Sage

Didn’t think about sexuality for a long time, with pressures from her family and work

Following the first light incident and the awakening of her radiant abilities, Sage begins to finally self-reflect internally and honestly

Identifies primarily as gay/ queer. For all the nuance of Sage’s advice to others, she finds it enough to acknowledge that she loves differently and whom she loves is not who her parents expected of her

At the same time, Sage is the most likely to read up on queer discourse— she finds it interesting to see how others have grappled with the questions she has and how perspectives have changed over time within the LGBT+ community

Surprisingly really enjoys being a top and in control. It helps her relax and gives her a feeling of agency

In a pre-relationship to Reyna, perhaps Reyna was the first to realize her feelings, yet still acted aggressively. Sage took a long time to unwrap her identity and then eventually reached back out to Reyna, healing their past relationship

Skye

Queer and polyamorous— Skye loves to just go to a bar and meet others, have an adventure

While she doesn’t have particular kinks, she’s a very flexible and caring partner, would be happy to experiment with whatever

Most likely to settle on a farm with her partners, two dogs, and a myriad of other animals

Sova

The sort of person who always secretly knew he was gay. Also could see Sova as nonbinary, using they/he pronouns!

Didn’t really have to work through a lot of toxic masculinity to get to these realizations, as while sexuality/ gender aren’t really discussed where they’re from, it just wasn’t the focus

His hometown was so far north and cold that whoever brought in food was appreciated, regardless of gender. Survival and family was the largest emphasis

Enjoys wearing fur heeled boots as a treat to himself (also just when it’s cold enough to even warrant the boots they have from home)

They’re definitely either the gentlest top, or a power bottom

While enjoying some classic vanilla sex, is also into being tied up

Viper

Not asexual, but highly touch starved from isolating herself in her work

Bisexual, with a leaning toward women/ nonbinary folk. She’s had relationships with men but they just don’t satisfy her the same way (also she’s tired of being underestimated in science because she’s a woman)

Strong dom, takes care of her partners well (as meticulous as she is, not a detail goes out of place with aftercare). Also would be into breathplay

Yoru

I’m sorry, but he gives “you’re gay because you like men, I’m gay because I hate women, we are not the same” energy

With his interest in fashion and makeup, Yoru would enjoy drag, putting his own spin on it with Japanese culture— he’s more flattered than he’d like to admit when the other queens compliment his outfits and makeup

Honestly, he would struggle a lot with dismantling internalized homophobia and the toxic self expectations he has for himself— this would come out in inadvertently being an asshole on dates by accident

Yoru does get better over time, even supporting Omen while they were figuring out their gender crisis. The two of them have always bonded in their teleportation abilities and this solidifies their relationship further

[grimryoper]

VALORANT MEN - GROWING UP

And their experiences shaving facial hair for the first time (Headcanons). I decided writing this because i feel like not a lot of people talk about common things we usually experience and it would be nice (idk) to see more silly headcanon posts about those things. I will think i will write more domestic headcanons soon.

Content warning: mentions of cuts, razors, nothing too descriptive. This post contains headcanons for Sova, Phoenix, Iso, Gekko, Breach, Brimstone and Chamber. I'll be using their real names.

- Sasha was 13 at the time. He thought he could do it alone in the first try.

SOVA

- He grabbed a razor and went silently to the bathroom. He had zero experience and didn't ask anyone for help.

- He ended up with some shallow cuts due to the lack of knowledge.

- It was very funny until he looked to his side and his father was at the door, staring at him with crossed arms.

BRIMSTONE

- 15 years old.

- His father taught him how to shave his facial hair.

- At first Liam didn't want to shave. His dad had a full beard and he thought it looked cool.

- His dad insisted in teaching him how to so he could be able to do it in the future.

(Don't tell anyone but Brim has a full beard now because he still looks up to his father)

PHOENIX

- Jamie was 15, almost 16 when his facial hair started growing.

- He was unsure how to do it so he asked his mom for advice.

- They both researched until Jamie felt safe to grab the razor and try by himself. His mother stayed with him to give moral support.

- He bragged for the rest of the week about how he was a grown up now.

BREACH

- 14 y/o

- Erik didn't tell anyone. He didn't ask for help. He was afraid of being judged by his family.

- Ended up with one or two cuts and razor burn.

- Avoided looking at/talking to his parents and brother so they wouldn't find out.

- At least he learned quickly.

ISO

- He was 16.

- He asked his family for advice so he could do it safely, without any cuts, razor burn or getting ingrown hair after.

- It went well, he was well informed and prepared.

- He didn't make a big deal out of it.

GEKKO

- He was 15 years old.

- His mom "forced" him to shave the mustache he was trying to grow.

- To learn how to shave his face, he read tips online and saw some tutorial videos.

- His mom was there to help him in case he needed.

- His little siblings saw him trying to shave and made fun of him. Their mom made them leave because Matteo was getting mad at them.

CHAMBER

- I have a Transmasc!Chamber headcanon so it didn't happen at teenage years. Instead, it happened when he started taking hormones.

- Vincent was actually confused and anxious. He didn't know how to start, half of him was happy he was doing that but half was overreacting and wasn't absorbing any thoughts.

- He called his father. It was a bit shocking because he almost stopped contacting his parents for a long time, getting a call from him was totally unexpected. His father got worried and rushed to Vincent's house. When he arrived, his son explained everything.

- His dad taught him and watched him try. That day he felt proud seeing his son.

[grimryoper]

Some people don't like breach and say he gives them the ick BUT LET ME SAY SOMETHING:::

I think he has a fun time doing hair care and takes it seriously. He won't tell everyone he takes care of his hair but he'll me secretly proud.

Visual examples to help my argument:

1- He set a limit for his beard and probably does not let it overgrow.

I know Valorant wouldn't be too realistic but let me have this one, ok?

2- He has his hair braided and wears adornments.

To be able to have a nice braid with your hair slicked back and with jewelry, you can't just treat your hair nonchalantly (lmao), or else you can damage your hair and your hairstyle wouldn't came out great.

That's why he's not icky. 🤭 He can seem rough but he's nice ok.

[grimryoper]

um... things are happening so i might post less until some days so here is my first breach drawing (with unfinished tattoo)

Honorable mention: long omen cat and suspiciously tent shaped omen.

Since i don't have a art style yet, i just tried drawing him as the reference (like a study?? idk), i wont count that as a form of content so here's a headcanon:

Breach once made a wooden "apartment" for stray dogs (or cats) next to his house. On cold days is where the stray animals use it the most, Breach feels happy to know that was helpful to them. (He even showed that to his friends)

and a screenshot of a "shitpost"? I'll never post bc it's cringe

that's all, bye

[grimryoper]

breach is starting to grow on me so hc: if it wasn't for his criminal record, he would have loved to have one of those YouTube channels where he tries food and new flavors of snacks/sodas/candy and tells his opinion on the taste