#razoolio

[pinkaddiofficial]

Pink what the hell are you talking about? Since when were you dating this E-E person?

I AM NOT-

*They stop and clear their throat, glaring down at the phone and continuing in a whisper.

I am not dating them! Where the hell is everyone getting that idea from, that's the question!

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 10

raz gave teya fuckin 12 points you bitch.

sunnie can smell it and wonders why it smells rotten in here.

senna finished meditating hours ago and went around presti'ing the house. teya got rid of 4 points with her potions which isnt much. 'i think something died in the house.' sunnie you oblivious dumbass.

senna stomps over and tells him go help with breakfast and she will help teya. hes so scared of her hes like 11 ft tall lol. wheatley whispers to zen if they should tell him lol. zen says he can figure it out himself. wheatley says hes gonna help heal teya.

senna knocks and walks in with wheatley. senna and wheatley go about healing her. together shes at 0 points, but did use half her potions. senna uses presti to clean. wheatley pats teya on the head.

parsley finally wakes up fully. he glares at sunnie for some reason lol. sunnie is confused lol. parsley grumbles and sips some coffee and doesnt say anything.

wheatley comes out and looks at sunnie, then at parsley. zen is setting up plates! senna takes some plates and thanks him for helping. teya says thats why hes their favorite and he goes 'i am?!' wheatley helps parsley stare lol.

senna also helps stare lol. 'teya your friends are being weird!' 'could be worse!' parsley says they could try to kill him cause thats worse. wheatley offers to do that. sunnie starts shifting toward his bedroom. he slaps his head on the doorframe and wheatley and parsley start laughing and calling him a pussy. wheatley also calls him that wtf.

zen scolds them and parsley says this is teyas house so its fine. senna warns him his son might learn from him. teya uses message on sunnie that they wont hurt him unless she says so, so get tf out here. senna jokingly offers to melt the door. SP is now screaming pussy oh no.

SUNNIE RAN OUT THE WINDOW! senna goes after him! we need the dr appointment info! SP asks parsley what a pussy is oh no. he says its another word for coward. wheatley chases SP around cause he sees a star shaped leaf.

senna keeps hearing rustling leaves and its pissing her off. she pokes a weird branch with her rapier. sunnie falls to the ground, invisible. senna helps him up and reassures him were not gonna hurt him. she says teya needs as much support as possible, and that includes him.

he says the appointment is late noon when it starts getting dark. he doesnt like being seen hmm. we have some time. in the distance wheatley is yelling at SP to slow down. senna is sad he thinks shes scary and goes back to breakfast.

theres a faint aura from her bag! the secret orb from earlier in the campaign! its glowing! senna tells sunnie to hurry ahead in case he could get hurt! she picks up the orb and she feels a fiery heat through her entire body! it stops suddenly. MORE SECRET DMS! and also more secret stuff dont worry shhh

wheatley catches SP! sunnie says hes hiding and heads back home. wheatley follows him cause hes lost. sunnie talks about having never met robots before. wheatley talks about that he a support unit war forged. sunnie is confused how wheatley made a child. wheatley says hes the first to do that. wheatley lets sunnie name what new type SP is. S-Type oh no their friends. Wheatley says its impressive he can write stories. sunnie tries to sell him the fuckin book and wheatley says he cant read common well so he reads to him. regrets, eh wheatley?

they get back home and SP starts going off about space. wheatley stops him cause they gotta get ready for the appointment. wheatley speed walks inside lol. sunnie asks android where everyone went. senna shows up as well, sees everyone is gone, and goes to town.

zen and parsley and teya and are in town! bookshop! smearc! hes just working at the counter. parsley tried to wander off and teya grabbed him to fast lol. she introduces parsley and zen to smearc. he says its been a while since hes seen a warforged. he wonders if something big is gonna happen soon. he says he saw lots in 1 place before he moved here. smerc shakes all of zens hands lol. parsley shakes too.

smerc mentions hes known teya since she was little. mentions how sunnie hits his head on the doorframe a lot. parsley asks what teya was like as a kid. smerc says she loved to read and he gave her books on necromancy when she got older. he says teya once tried to cast a spell until she passed out from exhaustion.

smerc asks about zen and parsley! parsley avoids the question lol. zen says he cannot tell as it is a secret. parsley says zen is in a cult. zen says its a normal religion. (k realizes she cant roast him in sylvain lol) parsley asks for a dictionary lol. teya gets it for him. zen disagrees and says theres many followers and his god is very real.

teya asks zen to put her in contact with god. zen says thats not wise cause smerc is here. teya says you can totally trust her and she has an actual question for robot god. zen says her god is trusting the CHAMPIONS to save the world. Not party tricks. Smerc asks if teya got involved with a cult lol. teya says maybe a little. and that robot god could use more followers. zen whispers that RG doesnt like organic followers. parsley asks wtf that means. zen says it could change he just doesnt want any right now.

zen says he will ask, but he may not answer. aha hes here! teya replies in giant secretively. smerc isnt surprised that a warforged can do that. god responds in giant and leaves. teya hides the question from smerc lol. something about a game <.< hmmmmm smerc doesnt believe anything xD

parsley points out sunnies book on the shelf. teya mumbles in sylvain that if parsley buys the book she will kill him. parsley snorts and says he would never spend money on it, theres copies at her house. parsley says he hates sunnie and teya agrees.

they say bye and leave. parsley winks over his shoulder and smerc just laughs. teya asks if parsley needs to do anything. they head back home. android begs teya to make them stop talking. sunnie wont shut up. wheatley and SP are so dead inside. unable to stop.

parsley stares at sunnie and tells him to stfu! hes surprised and asks him to knock next time! parsley says no one cares. sunnie says hes very successful. wheatley immediately begs parsley if they learned anything, so he can avoid sunnie. parsley says they went to a bookshop. android grumbles he wouldve killed him if he wasnt related to teya. teya says it doesnt matter. 'you giving me the go ahead?' wheatley says 'no! hes my....'friend'.'

teya and parsley are fucking mortified that wheatley and sunnie are...friends. oh no. 'i mean i wanna be friends with android.' sunnie tries to fuckin sell the book to them goddamn. 'this is why tori left. shes alive btw.'

sunnie loses his energy. wheatley sighs and asks how much the book is. teya snaps not to charge him so he offers it for free. wheatley says he will pay. parsley threatens if he pays for that book. sunnie fuckin raises the price. wheatley refuses the raised price and offers the base price. sunnie fuckin signs it. wheatley asks zen if god can teach him how to read better. god agrees and zen takes his hand. god fuckin downloads common into his head lol. an immense brief connection to thousands of warforged. he sends a brief connection of platonic love to them before hes disconnected.

wheatley has to sit down for a sec. sunnie asks if hes ok. wheatley is so happy and worried theres so many of his people. teya is dumbfounded that wheatley learned common just to read the book. wheatley hugs sunnie dear god.

senna is wondering around town since she didnt meet up damn. she finds a small hut that wasnt there before on the edge of town. she goes toward it and its a little decayed but still nice. scarecrows around it but no crops? movement in the home with lights on.

she examines the scarecrows, but not much straw. she checks why there might be no crops. the plants nearby are pretty dead. she checks for anything magical. strong necrotic energy in the air. she turns to leave and the fuckin scarecrows are looking at her. she has a hand on her weapon and loudly says she will be here with her friend later for her friends appointments, and she isnt an enemy.

senna makes it back finally. shes like 'oh when did you get back? and is wheatley ok?' zen says hes having a moment. 'i guess i missed something important.' senna says she found teyas doc and its spooky. wheatley is clinging to parsley lol. teya says that sounds about right.

senna asks what she missed. teya says he learned how to read. 'he couldnt read before?' 'he wanted to read sunnies book.' sunnie tries to sell senna the book oh no. senna says his sales pitch needs some work and they should focus on teyas appointment. senna says shes gonna sit in the woods so yell when its time. parsley also gets released cause he wants to go into the woods.

zen says wheatley mustve felt the connection. wheatley was just overwhelmed after being alone for so long. and maybe embarrassed himself. zen thinks it was cute and android doesnt wanna admit he liked it lol. wheatley apologizes to android for overstepping. he grumbles it doesnt matter. teya comments the fey pact didnt apply to wheatley. android calls teya a bitch for revealing that.

sunnie says hes going to support teya as much as he can. teya is like 'uh where did that come from?' sunnie says shes his sister so of course he wants to support her. gonna confront the doc. wheatley gonna use his sending stone for lil bro. teya realizes shes having a hard time breathing (2 points). lil bro responds lol its cute.

as senna is meditating something happens its SECRET goddamn. she shakes her head hard and gets up. the others found parsley. they eventually find senna pacing. teya tries to ask if shes ok but shes very lost in thought. senna notices her and apologizes for not noticing. says she has a headache.

following teya to the doc! senna side eyes the scarecrows. it waves to teya but stops if anyone else tries to look. sunnie knocks for the doc. doc cirmes. its a tall man in a nice hat and plaque doctors mask. he wasnt expecting the rest of us and doesnt like uninvited guests but allows it. zen and android wait outside.

clean doctors home. a skeleton and organs in jars. has teya sits on a cushioned table. he uses a stethescope on teya. typical doc stuff. teya asks if theres any point. they both know shes dead. he pauses. 'so you know. then why come here.' 'because what you did has stopped working.' he will try to fix it if she lets him finish the appointment. senna mumbles to parsley in elvish that hes a fuckin crook.

he yells that the spell is gone! a spell to preserve her but its just gone and demands to what happaned. wheatley perks up and looks outside. theres more scarecrows. teya and senna both know why its gone! the anti magic field from spingledorf. senna says from the fish villiage. he says itll take so much more to fix. parsley yells at him to hurry and fix it.

he says he doesnt have the resources! senna asks what he needs. he says her necromatic energy is much higher and will be harder to make a new spell on her. he slams the table and demands to know how she got so strong. senna sees him slam his hands and reaches for her weapon. he steps back and wonders if his theories were correct.

teya calls him out. senna in elvish mumbles shes gonna hit him. parsley says a robot god gave them power. teya says their on a quest from a robot god. wheatley says they gotta get stronger. senna says the god wont wanna talk to him. wheatley straight up says its his god.

doc talks about a war of gods and that the gods are dead and few remain. wheatley calls for zen to help. zen says its a need to know basis. doc says evil gods make it worse for teya. wheatley says hes neutral at best. he says if we know the gods intentions and senna says 'do we know yours?' he says to not interrupt him and she says to fix her friend.

senna asks again for what components he needs. he says its useless cause she knows now. wheatley asks if its enough for her to pay. he says its beyond money and shes fine. teya is heartbroken being called a waste of resources.

parsley grabs him and screams in his face. "you are going to help our friend! and your not gonna call her a waste again!" he says teya is her greatest triumph. freak. he says her body was bad when she was brought in at first.

Senna grabs him and says teya is rotting faster every day. hes like so? she yells that she wants the flesh! he yells to not interrupt him. he talks about sunnie carrying her corpse. he called it a perfect opportunity. he was surprised he could even rez her. he says she couldnt have wanted anything she was dead. teya yells its still her choice and she has to hide her appearance.

he demands she hand back the crystal if she doesnt care about her life. he says it wont hurt. senna looks at her sadly. wheatley says he would miss her. sunnie looks at teya sadly and goes 'teya?'

teya says she has a job to do. 'so thats all thats keeping you alive?' 'better than nothing isnt it?' 'and when the jobs done?' 'figure that out. find another way to destroy this thing.' senna looks so fucking sad. doc says teya is wasting her life by pitying herself. teya says shes choosing 1 day at a time. 'very well.' if she changes her mind she knows where to find him every year.

teya asks him to remove his mask. 'humor me. you lied to me for 6 years.' the knowledge has only brought her pain. senna and parsley team up to grab him and remove the mask. missed. senna says to let teya see her face. teya tells sunnie to support her now. sunnie asks doc to let her. sunnie BOLTS AT THE DOC! doc snaps his fingers and sunnie disappears! he claims sunnie is safe.

teyas like fuck this im gonna get his ass and uses firebolt. zen says the scarecrows are moving and surrounding the house. senna avoided being cursed lol. he pulls out a bunch of gems and crushes them and summons bunch of weapons. ROLL INITIATIVE!

he summons a putrid undead spirit and an aberation. aberation wisdom save throws! wheatley and parsley feel madness against their minds and take psychic damage just being near it. it attacks senna! hits. bitch. undead attacks! being near it is a con sav. teya gets poisoned. it attacks teya! hits. con save for teya and she fails and gets paralyzed. fuck.

wheatley casts aura of vitality. cool. SP uses repair action on wheatley.

parsley enters rage and has wild magic. we get a plus 1 to ac thanks parsley. he then throws the handaxe at the doc. hits. attacks putrid. missed.

senna uses ray of frost and he fuckin eats it? his staff is cold now. senna casts spirit guardians and attacks putrid! hits!

teya turned skipped F.

docs turn the fucker. he points at senna and casts finger of death the fucker. somehow i passed but still take half damage. fucker senna is dying. THEN shroud damage senna is dying. THEN HE CASTS BLIGHT ON SENNA. half damage fucker. im at 10 and started at 81. wtf who is this fucker. he tells us to gtfo. wheatley says to let sunnie go and we will leave. he agrees and brings sunnie back. guys senna had 20 ac and fucking got her shit kicked in.

wheatley drags sunnie out. senna doesnt care how badly hurt she is she scoops up teya and carries her out. parsley is pissed but walks out.

the scarecrows are destroyed from the robots but there was also more but they stopped. teyas paralizes wears off. parsley tosses his bag to teya and says theres healing potions. teya has a hard time breathing and when she coughs theres a dust cloud. wheatley casts aura of healing on teya.

senna casts mass heal wounds on everyone. teya force feeds senna potions from parsley. wheatley heals senna. senna tells them to focus on healing themselves. android asks wtf happaned. senna says its her fault. senna says he chose to let them live. senna gives android permission to yell at her and parsley keeps trying to tell her to shut up and she is ignoring him. wheatley says he was fucking terrified and hugs teya.

senna says to finish this convo somewhere else. the scarecrows are staring. theres loud thunder and the house is gone. teya keeps coughing up smoke. wheatley doesnt get infected says raz. wtf.

'that was my last shot' 'shot at what he was a dick?!' senna reminds them of spingledorf. wheatley wonders how tf were gonna beat zorbolt if we couldnt beat this guy. senna says itll be ok and theyll get stronger. senna notices a pair of glowing red eyes and then it disappears. she doesnt have the spoons for this right now.

sunnie walks over and hugs teya and apologizes. teya nods in understanding. teya coughs again. sunnie goes stiff. senna feels for a pulse. hes still alive. senna calls for zen. wheatley is freaking out. zen shines a light in his eye but his pupil doesnt react. hes catatonic wtf.

senna yells at parsley to stfu. sunnie suddenly blinks and snaps out of it. senna says he was just frozen there. hes not hurt or feels any different. parsley says teya has poison breath. 'she coughed and he froze.' teya tries to not cough again and aims it away.

parsley inhales the fucking smoke willingly. the sky turns red. its the mushroom spore shit all over! wheatley looks broken down. sunnie is a very long version slenderman version. teya is a skeleton. senna is a robed figure.

he punches teya. he screams wtf happaned?! this is reality for him he doesnt know anything else. parsley sees the robot wheatley limping towards him. he backs up and snarls for them to stay away. wheatley flinches back, hurt. wheatley clings to teya and sunnie.

parsley sees the robot holding the skeleton. teya is gonna cough! doesnt work on wheatley. zen approaches, looks like a multi armed demon with charp claws. he absorbs the cloud and says their spores. from a mushroom. parsley thinks their gonna eat him or something and runs off.

zen says mushrooms are growing in her lungs. teya thought exploding wouldve cooked them out. their growing throughout her entire body. oh no. zen says it wont affect her cause shes dead. more spores pop off lol. senna says she cant kiss teya if shes full of spores. teya says to find parsley first. senna tries to tell sunnie to stand back but hes back unconscious. teya keeps getting status effects.

I FORGOT I HAVE RESTORATION DAMMIT PARSLEY-

[torieloftheruins]

Ms.Toriel can tell me the swear words so I may avoid saying them?

[am-i-sans]

dnd adventures 24

EPISODE CROSSOVER!

cam comes out of eeby deeby and we explain what happaned and that suzy got eaten and that undyne jumped in to save her. undyne says we gotta keep getting stronger but doesnt know where to go. suzy looks at her like shes dumb lol.

frog says to go from town to town like we used to do. we get on soupnik and fly off randomely. we see a rift in the sky?! dans tells undyne to toss him through the rift. undyne pauses cause dans says he might die and cam also is concerned. dans casts fly and tries to go but everyone fucking grabs onto him but suzy.

another rift opens up and its even bigger!

MEANWHILE ON THE OTHERSIDE OF THE RIFT-

Its Oktober fest! Spingledorf is outside of town ready to cast a spell! Senna walks over pointing out spingledorf to the gang. teya says they needed to destress. wheatley and parsely tell him they fought android lol. senna asks dorf what hes working on.

he says hes working on the spell that brought him to this world cause he left some valuable books back home. he promises he would return here as this is his home now. time for the spell! the ground rumbles! a shockwave! portal! like a swirly mist. senna asks if its stable. parsley wants to poke it and senna yanks onto him. dorf touches it and his hand goes through.

MEANWHILE-

Cam sees a hand go through! They grab it! They pulled out dorf! Senna charges through and grabs dorf! Parsley sticks his head through! Senna does a superhero landing by dorf. Dans lowers everyone to the dragon! Spacecore leapt after senna and wheately jumped after SP and senna caught them.

Dans clasps his shoulders and calls dorf a crazy son of a bitch and asks where he's been! Dans introduces him to everyone! Their cousins! Dorf says we met before but no one knows him yet hmmm. Time travel? (not dess tho lol) Dorf points out parsley whos head is sticking out from the hole. Dess calls him baby bones and he gets so offended lol. he flies down all mad lol.

Teya jumps in! Senna catches her wink wink. Toriel whips around like holy shit. Dorf points out there should be another version of him here. Dans goes oh no. Undyne makes us land cause the dragon is having a hard time. Android and Zen go after them cause god said so lol. Soupnik said fuck this and goes to the ground.

Zen is confused and dorf explains this is a different world. Wheatley tries to talk to robot god and hears nothing. Zen is concerned at how high up the portal is. Dorf points out that this is the tori that he was talking about. Their just....staring at each other. Cam points out they look similiar. Dorf says they are sisters from different dimensions!

Frog asks if that makes Teya their auntie. 'i guess so!' Cam looks at the ring on their finger and asks if hes heard of their villiage. Nope! 'Oh did you mean bird noises villiage' they can speak bird lol. They were all alive there lol. Cam needs a minute lol.

Dans points out that dorf looks younger and he explains the clone. Dess calls him evil lol. Dans is impressed he perfected cloning. He says he has to make one for teya but realizes he shouldnt have said that lol.

Undyne is lost lol. Tori straightens up and goes to introduce teya to people. Suzy is confused that tori called her her child. Tori apologizes for being so lost its been 40 years since she saw her. Teya says its been 6 years for her. The shockwave also broke up her device oh no.

zen and android look really worried. wheatley too. parsley notices and asks wtf is going on. they cant feel their god F. parsely shrugs not caring and senna yells at him. wheatley calls him a dick. dorf walks up to dans. dans calls timeline shennagins. they hug cause their happy cousins.

dorf decides not to say anything more or else the timeline might suffer. dess is uncomfortable lol. dorf doesnt know her and wonders why. he introduces himself anyway! dess knows about clones and thinks dorf is evil anyway lol.

senna says dorf exploded/crushed. parsley elbows senna. dorf summons the mansion! undyne is sus but dans says its ok its his cousin! undyne is gonna go get cam. dans tries to stop her and offers to go instead cause undyne is bad with directions. dess went eeby deeby. zen and android are concerned about the eeby deeby! dans explains eeby deeby and the eggs. zen explains wheatley and parsley going unconscious.

dans asks about their god. god of constructs! wheatley says he was made by an ancient race. spacecore runs up to dans and screams space! dans pats him on the head aww. frog says they can make stars and SP runs over! undyne wanders off so dans goes after her. dorf is happy to see frog practicing magic! showoff lol.

undyne asks how dans and dorf are related and stuff. he says his family is an offshoot. he explains hes not sure if his magic came from that family or not. undyne asks if his magic would work in the otherworld and dans isnt sure.

we find cam! they have been crying :( they took the ring off. they say theres a world that their family is alive and they want them so badly to be alive here too. dans walks over and hugs them and tries to reassure them. cam is distressed. they cant speak. they want to be on the otherside even though they know its wrong. dans nods sadly cause he understands. 'dont you think seeing them like that would be more painful?' undyne agrees they arent really their family and it would hurt more and they should take solice that their happy over there. cam wonders what their kid looks like all grown. dans hugs them and undyne puts a hand on their shoulder.

dorf ruins the moment again lol. dans yells back that their having a moment so dorf leaves. cam smushes their face against undyne lol. dans steps back and gives cam a knowing look lol. cam yells that hair touching is important! undyne tries to let go but cam puts it back lol. cam looks at dans and grabs his hand so he hugs them. undyne joins in! (a robotic eye comes out of the portal but dies upon leaving)

undyne heads back. dans stands by cam for a moment and says they need to live on for their kids sakes and then goes after undyne. cam goes wait you have a kid? you HAD a kid?! dans looks back like 'yes?' cam remembers the soul of screams and thinks dans did that to their kid?! dans is in angry disbelief and yells at cam that his family was MURDERED. dans is staring at cam like the dumbass they are.

cam startled laughs and says this is all so bad and sit on the ground. dans sits with them and asks them what they thought happaned? cam thought their parents tortured him and he says 'yeah but that was way before' dans slowly explains the timeline of events. cam is the tails wut face lol. then they tackle dans in a hug lol. (teya gets 2 points lol) cam is wailing lol. dans laughs and says their gonna kill that dragon for them. they begin preening his beard lol.

undyne is back and talks to parsley that she met a fairy once. she walks up to teya an tori and is like 'so sister then wheres the other one' teya has realized her device is broken and she puts on her hat of disguise. (1 more point) undyne wants to know if anyone knows her from the other world. parsley says they met an undyne and she was a bitch lol she was feral like suzy lol. suzy thinks thats awesome!

tori tells undyne her brother wrote a book about the family tragedy and thats why shes mad. senna offers to punch him in the face. senna lies about not wanting to push teya for answers why she wants to hit him too. cam and dans are back. teya comes back. (minus 2 points for healing potions)

senna waves at teya. parsley tells tori that their totally gay. wheatley laughs and tori smirks. senna looks at teya and is like 'you didnt tell me your sister is so pretty' undyne is like 'are you sure?' cam is fucking wild. senna also compliments undyne and says her muscles could break a tree. undyne breaks the tree! cam is glaring at senna lol. frog yells at undyne for ripping trees lol. senna is clapping lol.

undyne is so excited that senna is a cleric! (android wishes to zen that undyne was one of their champions lol) senna and undyne are pals now! wheatley is confused about the plant moss. senna asks to exchange info about gods. cam walks over and says that undynes god is a trickster god. senna leans down and asks who they are and cam is so glad that senna sees them as an adult. senna urges tori to lift them up but undyne lifts senna up instead.

senna looks at tori like 'you come here often?' cam is so distressed and teya is like 'oh she flirts with everyone'. senna looks down and asks cam whats wrong? senna tells undyne that cam also wants uppies lol. senna winks at cam lol. cam whispers thank you to senna. undyne is trying to lift tori and she goes nope and goes bear mode. senna and cam casually talking about how hot undyne is lol.

teya is so excited that tori has wildshape. undyne tries to lift tori anyway lol. tori runs away lol. undyne tells teya that tori is a killjoy. she explains that tori is a druid. teya has no idea if her tori is a druid cause she hasnt seen her in years. dorf says that the other dans isnt adventuring but is living a happy life. he couldnt find tori though. it makes teya laugh. undyne travels with orc raiders and suzy is excited about that. senna wonders if shes as muscily as this undyne lol.

The rift grows bigger! some of notice and its concerning. dorf is going to check on that quick lol and it seems stable for now. senna yells up at tori to come down and that teya is a badass. dans suddenly reminds everyone that they are cursed and everyone gets stuck. teya is confused why kids are here and undyne and dans start arguing again.

undyne goes to shake teyas hand and tells her how tori tried to kill her a few times. dans says that frog charmed her once. zen notices the robot eye. undyne asks teya what her tori was like. teya calls her a brat lol. spacecore walks up to tori and pets her skirt. wheatley says thats his son lol. senna explains a little. time for kid tori stories lol. tori used to sneak out all the time! tori says she was respectable lol. frog is amused. everyone laughs at her a little lol. dans and undyne plead that this is vital info lol. teya pauses cause she doesnt know if tori will shock her so undyne tells teya to hide behind her lol.

tori curses in sylvain so parsley and teya understand. (also 1 point for teya) teya says shes a necromancer! frog says they died once. senna and teya both jump like what?! undyne: frog what the hell? frog: i did!

teya is yelling at tori in sylvain. tori is trying to ignore her to look after frog and SP. undyne says she rezzed them. undyne asks if teya can make zombies, and warns her not to be evil. senna calls undyne out and says their powers to rez people are necromancy powers, so were half necromancers. frog jokes they eat brains all the time lol.

dans jokes that while frog might not eat brains, but suzy...we also mention inferno and how much we hate him lol. dans and senna are having a stare down. (cam and SP and wheatley goes eeby deeby F) whealtey also gets sent to eeby deeby lol. we have to explain eeby deeby to them lol.

undyne notices dans and senna having a stare down. senna comments that dans got old lol. senna blue screens an answer so dans says that this is his sister in law (in his world anyway) dans is like 'why are you a cleric' senna goes 'shut up dans' undyne asks how senna knows dans and she says its complicated. (another point on teya)

undyne goes to tori and asks her what teya is like from this world. tori says she was very young so shes not sure. frog wants to hear about otherworld undyne. dorf says everything is going fine, but then everything goes to shit and the rift gets bigger. the rift becomes clear and the ground merges!? its unstable and the worlds are merging! dorf tells us to keep whatever comes out at bay.

dans starts having conflicting memories of BOTH dans and drops to his knees. teya has nothing happen lol. everyone else is having fucked up memory conflicts and emotional fucked up shit. suddenly the pain stops and their ok but they still have lingering bits of the other memories.

undyne feels disgusted at all the murders. dans and senna reach for their weapons but undyne stops them. senna turns around and walks away. tori is trying to process. undyne asks why teya wasnt affected and she suspects shes dead. tori goes 'what'. the drone comes back online and the robots can feel god again. god speaks through zen like wtf.

moss also shows up like wtf. moss and god are like wtf. B TEAM SHOWS UP! dans asks if the other dorf was a clone and says the other dorf is in the mansion. dans asks why shades is blue. undyne forgot shades F. shades explains a little briefly. then she realizes dans and dorf are cousins lol. dorf explains the dirt thing lol. he also warns about nana's frying pan. shades goes after dorf. dorf doesnt know about the dead family thing so shades has to explain it. dorf runs out and tackles dans into a hug. dans is so lost lol and tries to explain shit.

the worlds are merging again! our perspective changes for a few minutes! switched places with our other selves! 'tori' goes teya? but gets attacked by the other undyne. dans is having a bad time lol. nana was a baby lol. back to normal. both dorfs run out. the gods are arguing.

both dorfs go to dans. dans swears at them to close the portal. older dorf says he doesnt remember any of this happening lol. dorf says when they start to close it we will attract attention so be prepared. the gods notice this is dorfs fault lol. (teya gets 4 points lol)

senna notices a clump of flesh fall off and snaps out of it and goes to teya. teya responds to her with message that shes rotting and grateful for the hat. senna leans close and asks if she needs her to do anything or if she wants some incense. she does and also presti's away the flesh clump.

tori asks if suzy and frog will stay out of the fight. suzy gives her a look. frog makes no promises. tori threatens to wall them. frog says they will fireball if they do. the portal gets bigger and the head hurts again!

other dans babysits other frog and suzy cause their freaking. tori sees other tori's house and its sad. other tori sees teya on the ground and tries to scoop her up. she can feel how baggy she is. (plus 4 points) other senna speaks in orcish and tells other undyne to calm down while snapping her fingers suspiciously. other tori notices black gunk on her hands and arms. then we switch black.

tori has tears in her eyes and goes to wipe it and notices how gross her arm is. teya has a bunch of flesh fall off oh no. shes trying to lie her way out of this cause teya should be dead from this world. tori accepts this and is sad. dans lets suzy and frog go, he left a note for the other dans. senna is like 'fuck you portal' TIME TO KICK ASS.

(theres a lot of names so this is gonna be pretty shortened) some constructs are on the way and their acting strange huh. im sure thats ok. zen and android distract the robots for us.

Veve, moss, aderall, kay, baby 1, raz, baby 2

all of mine hit. suzy missed one but hit the other. parsley got some acid damage from hitting baby 1 and missed the other. suzy gets bit. parsley gets grapled and then hit again poor guy. nana tries to save parsley and fails. tori hits. teya hits but not the save. frog gets fucked up. nana gets hit. (parsley is still swearing) undyne does big damage to aderall. senna gets hit below half. nana dodges.

dans hits. senna hits and kills baby 1. shades shoots baby 2. parsley is still stuck. suzy crit and cuts off the tentacle and frees parsley. frog heals everyone. aderall misses senna twice. shades gets hit and grappled. nana misses. teya misses. tori kills baby 2 with lightning. undyne hits big damage.

shades manages to break free yay. senna hits with firebolt. dans hits. parsley hits once and enters frenzy. suzy hits both. frog fireball'd it! aderall makes everyone wisdom save throw! senna, undyne, and dans take some psycic damage. everyone else takes BIG damage and hear whispering. so many people are down and teya got 5 points shes at 18 total. FROG DIED AGAIN. nana kills it thank god. undyne heals frog. dans group and shades group go up 2 levels but we will wait for champion group for later. teya's hat fell off so we see how fallen apart she is. the dorfs stabilize the portal.

were stopping here but theres more chaos next time!

[mewtwoandme]

Mew:😱

I hate really loud noises, gives me a heart attack when I least expect it. Especially when things are quiet and peaceful before it happens

[krisunofficial]

I've only seen bits and pieces of what's going on in here. So are you like trapped in the void or something? Man lots of people trapped in the void these days.

computer

[theworlds3rdeverchara-ty]

Oh my god spamton I didn't do anything to the beans! They're still in the can! Just eat them.

yo...ur... ni...ce...guy... act... is...n't... go...ing... to wor...k... on me... ja...ck...ass...

[thecoolerbetterdoctorergasterer]

Ok well if you find the file on what "here" is please let me know. Also can I know your name dear assistant?

*...

*That's... That's not impor-

*DESS, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH.

*THANK YOU FOR HANDLING THE CALLS WHILE I WAS IN A MEETING.

*I KNOW YOU FIND THE MECHANICS OF HOW ALL THIS WORKS MORE THAN A LITTLE... BORING.

*AND I KNOW YOU FIND MY MEETINGS... TROUBLING.

*...

*I WILL TAKE OVER THE PHONE DUTIES FOR NOW, I WILL ALSO FIND THAT FILE ON THE STATIC, THIS "PLACE" WHERE WE... ARE, WHEN I GET THE CHANCE.

*As you wish... doctor. Thank you...

*... I believe there is a call here for you.

*... I KNOW...