#cammercial

[am-i-sans-2]

Hey sans do you think cam is british?

i dunno who cam is but probably

[officialancer]

Okay, let’s settle this! Which of the Dads are you clowns talking about?!

Dad Collection

Lesser Dad/Vice Dad (Rouxls Kaard)

Greydad (aka Graydad)

Girldad (Queen)

Clown Dad/Weird Uncle (Jevil)

Pinkdad (Cammercial)

Mystery Dad (???)

the other guy

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

@imaketherouxls @officialgreydad @official-potassium @officialjevil @pinkaddiofficial @who-is-shades may the Daddest Of Them All win!

[officialambassadorfrisk]

Good afternoon, Suzy! I have a question for you!

What is a tree? I know that you get tea from them, but what are they?

(@pinkaddiofficial)

PINGK GUY!!!!!! WGATSUP!?!?!?

uuuuhhhhh..... plants???? theh come otj of yhe fround??? big wood parts wihth lwaves??? yuove nwver seen a tree bfrore????

[officialancer]

Oh, Lancer! You are in Cyber City? You'll be meeting your version of me very soon. (pinkaddiofficial)

I did meet you! You were nice and gave us free shoe samples!

[officialancer]

hey lancer what do you think abt all your dads. idivifual ppinions. SORRY i cant sprll

That’s a big question, gray person! SORRY it took me so long to answer it! Um…

Well, Vice Dad, also known as Lesser Dad, is Rouxls! He gives me worms to eat and sometimes he gets beat up a lot! And there’s some others of him also on here! Like @imaketherouxls!

Then there’s @officialgreydad, my Greydad! We met on here! Greydad is super good at the decisive words of kindness thing that Kris and Ralsei like!!

There’s also @pinkaddiofficial, and they’re my Pinkdad! They knew me from another one of the time thingies, and I met other Pink Peoples here, but we can still be friends anyway! Pinkdad gave me delicious shoes!

Um… and my Clown Dad! I haven’t seen him in a while except for during his interrogation, because he turned into a scythe. :P He’s my weird uncle too! We played lots of games together and all of you thought he killed me but that didn’t really happpen! There’s one of him on here too as @officialjevil but that one is slightly different! Because time thingies!

And there’s also my Girldad! I met her on here as before I met her in real life, as @official-potassium! She’s VERY cool! Like a wild mom! And, she gives me and my friends POTASSIUM, and also battery acid, which are very necessary for a balanced diet. This is brought to you by LANCER HEALTH INCORPORATED, a very real team of nutritional experts!

And that’s all the Dads I can think of! If you’re a Dad and I forgot you, let me know today to receive your EXCLUSIVE D$50 OFF ALL FUTURE DAD PURCHASES! Brought to you by Lancer Finances.

[officialancer]

How many dads do you have? How many dads is too many dads, and how many dads is not enough dads? Where do you fall in the spectrum of dad-needing to dad-excess?

A fine question, gray person! Let’s see. There’s my Vice Dad, my Clown Dad, Girldad, Pinkdad (@pinkaddiofficial), and Greydad (@officialgreydad), and Mystery Dad (@who-is-shades). Going by most known laws of mathematicians, that makes six!

Hey, wait. I think I missed one…

[officialancer]

Hello, my charge!

* The Addison is clearly hiding something behind their back. (pinkaddiofficial)

Pinkdad! What brings you here? We’re still trying to figure out who made the graffiti.

[officialancer]

Bravo, my precious child!

(@pinkaddiofficial)

Thanks, Pinkdad! I did it for you! :P Also to stop Lamcer from mustaching the whole Castle Town. Haha!

It’s strange, though… it was almost like you were right there with me! I felt the same warm fuzziness then that I do now!