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rdr2 stuff I'm stealing from pinterest pt1
RDR2 in skirts
People on TikTok didn’t understand that this was a joke, so…it’s a joke!
Sorry, I was too tired to do John Marston..😔
Big crack stuff because I was shown crack videos by a friend where people replace Abigail by Micah and John by Dutch or Arthur and it’s... just ridiculously weird and stupidly funny.
This is a tribute to all the comments below these videos
Red Dead Redemption 2 || Characters as Vines pt. 1
Hosea: I’m over 50 *Jumps* and I feel great! *Thumbs up*
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Pearson: Love… Is… A baked sweet potato.
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John: What if I wanna have sex before I get married?
Mrs. Grimshaw: Well I guess you’ll just have to be prepared to die.
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Abigail: John, I want a divorce.
John:...Divorce… *Laughs*
Abigail: It’s not funny john, and you know It’s been coming for a long ti-
John: *more laughter*
Abigail: Why do you always laugh when I’m upset?
*both are silent*
Abigail: I’m absolutely seri-
*MORE LAUGHTER*
Abigail: I’m serious this ti-
*M O RE L AU GJHTER*
Abigail: STOP LAUGHING!
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*John falls through roof*
Arthur: Hey John.
John: Hey Arthur.
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Hosea: Arthur you’ve got a mushroom on your shirt.
Arthur: Aww I’m a failure
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Swanson: You're all going to hell *Starts waving* Goodbye!
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Abigail: John, go put those corn dog's back!
John: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!
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Swanson: Sure, you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?
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Swanson: I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?!
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Swanson: Welcome to bible study were all children of Jesus!
*John Snorts cocaine while Sean is drunkenly singing “kumbaya (idk how to spell it lmao) my lord” and Javier is playing his guitar”
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Jack to a bee: Ya like jazz?
*Micah fucking smashes the bee*
Jack: ahhh micah why did you aaHAHAHAHHHAAAHHHHH YOU CRUSHED HIM AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Karen: Ah I would I just got to much to do tonight
*Later*
*Plays spongebag music on piano while chuging a beer*
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Charles: *Screams into jar and closes it* Everythings fine.
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Dutch Van der Linde, Chapter 6:
RDR2: Modern!Reader is a Little Shit
Exhibit A
Reader, following John: “You better watch out. You better watch out! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!” John, legitimately scared for his life: “Stop followin’ me!”
Exhibit B
Reader, to Javier: “Can I borrow your guitar?” Javier, remembering the other times: “Absolutely not.” Reader, calling after him as he walks away: “Fine! I guess I won’t show you how to play Hotel California!” Javier, backpedaling: “Such a lovely place?” Reader, smiling, knowing they have him: “Such a lovely face.”
Exhibit C
Jack: “Y/N, Micah called me ‘annoying...’ What does that mean?” Reader: *eye twitch* “I’ll be right back, kiddo.” *A few moments later* Reader: “Hey Micah!” Micah, turning: “Wh--” Reader, chucking a rock at him: “YEET, MOTHERFUCKER!”
Exhibit D
Reader, to Arthur and dead serious: “Can I ask you a question?” Arthur, worried: “Sure...” Reader: “Do you like me?” Arthur: “... Y/N, we’re married.” Reader, bursting into tears: “I KNEW IT! YOU HATE ME!” Hosea, probably: “Arthur what did you do?”
These are dedicated to @fearlessxlaurin (to help with RDR2 feels), and to the Anon who’s having a depression night. I hope you both got a bit of a laugh out of these! Feel better! 💖
Next up: ANGST
If you do the high honor run your fursona is a deer, if you do the low honor run your fursona is a wolf
Arthur: Quit damn kinkshaming me!
Micah: Kinkshaming IS my kink.
Arthur: *high-pitched screaming*