#reader au ideas

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Sakura: Wow, you’re so good at all this fighting stuff and ninjutsu. Where didn’t you become a shinobi?

You: Oh I wasn’t allowed to.

Sasuke: Wh…what?

You: Yeah, I’m not allowed to, I’m banned.

Sakura: …why?

Kakashi: how do you get banned from being a ninja?

You: Apparently I bring a very “let’s start a rebellion, burn unfair governments and destroy the rich” vibe to groups of people that the elders aren’t cool with.

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Can I request a bakugou x reader quirkless au were bakugou is a teacher and one day reader comes to pick up her brother from school and they meet. Katsuki is instantly in love! ( hes lowkey pinning but at the same time trying to keep it professional lmao) After meeting a couple time reader starts feeling the same way and shes blunt so she's just like, " let's go out" or " you have a thing for me don't you?" and baku gets mad flustered?

YES. here omg....

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He prayed he’d get to see you everyday; once a week was nowhere near enough. 3 o’clock on the dot, walking through front doors of the school with your work attire that fitted your figure like a doll, he was start-struck.

Sending the middle schoolers off at the end of the day to their busses was more or less a relief for eighth grade math teacher Mr. Bakugo, who let out a happy sigh, rolling his shoulders back as he watched the kids run out of the exits to leave the hell hole.

Then, like it was Bakugo’s dream had come true, here you are; first having to pick your little brother up on what used to be only Thursday’s, now became three days out of the week. Walking towards the office to see your little brother with his friends jumping around and acting a fool. Bakugo watched you grab your little brother by the ear and drag him away to your car. He seriously could not get you out of his mind, driving home, grading papers, you felt an obligation to make sure your little brother was doing well in school, like he owed it to you, to make you happy.

Today was a normal day, you drove slowly up the the parking lot and got out of the car, walking to pick up your runt of a brother, grabbing ahold of the metal doors and letting yourself in; you walk down the hallway littered with few students. Reaching the main corridor, you see the little brat, “oi! C’mon! I don’t have all day!” You shout, waiting with your arms crossed as the brat runs down the hallway after saying his farewells to his buddies.

You turn your head and see a man leaned up against the wall, making eye contact instantly, you smile cheerfully and wave at him, he blushes and looks away. He was very attractive. Buff shoulders, dark maroon button up with black slacks and he filled out every inch of that fabric incredibly, “hey! Don’t gawk at my math teacher, you perv!” You gasp and blush madly as you shove your brother. Slapping him upside the head, he laughs and pokes your shoulder teasingly. You couldn’t bare to look at the man.

“Hey! L/n, don’t give your sister a hard time.” The teacher ruffles my little siblings hair and chuckles, “I’m Mr. Bakugo, I’m this runts math teacher.” I laugh and we begin chatting a little more.

He and I stood there for maybe ten minutes, talking about everything under the sun. He knew how to control the conversation, how to take lead yet always had me reciprocate, he was a lovely person to talk to. But this was a school, I couldn’t flirt with my brothers teacher. I take a deep breath in, gathering confidence, about to speak my mind. Just as I’m about to ask him out, he’s scurrying away, saying he’d talk to me later and that he was late for a meeting.

How embarrassing. You totally just got rejected.

Me and my brother walk out of the school, I slide into the seat and shake my head, “you’ll see him tomorrow. I always see him looking at you, it’s weird.” B/n rumbles, you look at him, eyebrow raised.

“Is that so? What’s his quirk?” You ask out of curiosity; mind reading? Could he tell I found him cute today? Driving away and off school property, your brother fiddling with the aux cord connected to your car.

“Fire or something- hey! I wouldn’t talk to him if I were you. You wouldn’t even be able to defend yourself!” I roll my eyes, he didn’t have to point it out every chance he got. It’s not my fault I’m the odd one out in this family.

“You act like being a normal person is bad. And I can hold my own.” You growl, scowl on your face. Your brother laughs and taunts you. “I’ll crash this car right now!” You shout angrily.

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You find yourself walking faster into the school than yesterday, subtly excited to talk to the man again. Heals clicking as you strut down the hall to snag your sibling. Your heart flutters, nerves kicking in, he was walking down the hall opposite of you.

You had to do something.

Quickly thinking, as he passes you, head in his phone, you place your hand lightly over his as he walks by, he jumps out of his skin. ‘Great going y/n, you scared the shit out of him instead.’

Bakugo was thrilled. You had touching him. His soul mate had graced him with your presence and touch? Had he died and gone to heaven? “I- I didn’t mean to.” You blush, looking at your feet in embarrassment.

“No! No it’s fine. I wasn’t paying, uh- attention.” You look at him confused, he was beyond flustered. Maybe he wouldn’t mind getting closer with you?

Forgetting about your brat of a brother, you bite your lip out of anxiousness.

“Listen, I know a school isn’t the most appropriate place to ask,” you start, Bakugos heart leaps, knees weak, he was dizzy from happiness yet maintained to remain calm, but on the inside he was falling apart at the seams, “but, would you maybe- maybe wanna go out or something?” You stutter, you blew it. What an idiot, you just humiliated yourself.

“Of course I would.”

Bakugo was head over heals at your initiative, even before you had any slight idea, had already entrusted himself in you even before you knew he existed. He had to have to.

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I’m still thinking about tsugikuni reader because they’d be absolutely terrifying in the chunin exams

This would also mean Kabuto can’t drop out due to how lopsided it would make the battles and all I can think about is Kabuto facing this fucking powerhouse of a swordsman and thinking “fuuuuck I’m so fuuuucked”

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Naruto: Hey, hey! You trained way different than us right? What was that like?

You, a demon slayer: Well it’s not something you could survive, Naruto.

Naruto: What?! Why do you say that?

You, remembering the final selections and hashira training: Oh…it’s uh… physically intensive.

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Thinking about a Shinobu reader again and then being small but definitely not helpless with a butterfly hairclip in their hair, and is 37 kg of pure poison.

Orochimaru goes to bite you? He stops and goes “why is it spicy???” And his face scrunches up like he ate a sour lemon.

He doesn’t feel it until days later when he’s in that battle with Hiruzen, and then he’s like keeling over behind the two resurrected Hokage

“Oh my god that butterfly brat is poisonous.”

“Butterfly brat???”

“The purple one with the blonde brat! …I can’t feel my lips…”

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Reader au idea: Makima powers reader, isekai or not. But they can have absolutely control over anyone they deem inferior, which would be basically anyone with that kind of power

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Hmm…imagine being on team 7 and close with your teammates after much trouble and work, and then suddenly Sasuke is leaving and you’re one of the ones chasing after him.

You get as far as Kimmimaru with Lee and Gaara to help but as he’s dying into a forest of bones, one gets you deep in the neck and you’re immediately rushed off back to the village.

Tsunade heals what she can to keep you from dying but your vocal cords are broken, shredded, rendered mute. Maybe it’ll heal in a few years but you won’t be able to talk without harming yourself.

Your sensei is by your side when you wake up, telling you the bad news of Sasuke leaving completely, and Naruto is leaving to train with Jiraiya. And all he can do is apologize to you. Over and over again. For being too late.

You reassure him with what you have, your hands and paper.

With Naruto with Jiraiya, Sasuke with Orochimaru and Sakura training under Tsunade, you’re his only student.

Jokes on all of them though, you’re the first of the entire team to make Chunin.

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Imagine being isekai’d or just born into the Naruto world and you have the ability to copy someone’s bloodline limit. Sharingan? Yoink. Byakugan? Mine. Rinnegan? Chomp. Whatever Haku’s ability was called? Omnomnom.

The drawback is that you have to make skin to skin contact with that person, a handshake, a high-five, a touch. Whatever.

The upside is that the more you copy an ability the greater the chance that ability just becomes permanent as your body will have adapted to it. Though I do not recommend doing all Rinnegan, Sharingan and Byakugan, that sounds like the worst headache imaginable.