❝ 𝐁𝐄𝐓'𝐂𝐇𝐀 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐀 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 ❝
𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐀𝐇𝐎𝐋 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐓
COULD BE READ AS PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC|| NB!READER
WARNINGS: talk of drinking and alcohol, swearing, implications of murder/ violence, ragbros
🕊 Ah, Mondstadt. Nation of freedom and wine. Can't forget wine
🕊So, with all that alcohol who reigns Supreme as the most immune to its hilarious effects?
🕊Well. Let's see.
𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀
💫 Honestly she would be higher if she actually had the money to afford a drink in the first place.
💫but since she never gets the chance, the few times people pay for her bill she passes out after a drop
💫You take her out to a bar, prepare to haul her back to her cheap apartment
𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍
🌼 Jean doesn't drink, not alcohol at least.
🌼She drinks like eighteen espressos per day to keep her awake after pulling another all-nighter, but she doesn't like alcahol
🌼Since she doesn't spend much time with Barbara she doesn't want the few times they can spend together to be her drunk.
🌼So yeah. When she does have alcohol she is out like a light. Will straight up just fall over like she died.
𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂
🍷 He will never admit he's a lightweight. Ever.
🍷sure he hates alcohol and its taste but he's too embarrassed to admit he can't stomach it.
🍷Kaeya makes fun of him. Alot.
🍷which is rich coming from Kaeya since he's a sad drunk and just starts crying and apologizing to Diluc when he's drunk.
🍷yeah it gets real awkward.
🍷but let's just say he did get drunk. He gets...happy? Like he breaks into fits of giggles.
🍷It is genuinely unsettling.
𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐃𝐎
🧪Ah chalk boy.
🧪He's not that bad tbh
🧪Like it takes maybe three glasses to knock him out
🧪He's a weird drunk.
🧪Like oddly honest.
🧪He will speak his mind when he's drunk no matter how uncalled for those thoughts are
🧪So yeah, avoid him if he's drunk. Unless you have an unbreakably high self-esteem, it's for your own good.
𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
🐰Il be perfectly honest I don't know much about Amber's character so I just put her as the middle.
🐰But what from I can gather she would be a happy and loud drunk
𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈
🪈you might be surprised to see him this high and I don't blame you-
🪈Like we see this fucker drunk constantly!
🪈but in my mind heactually has an above average tolerance.
🪈he's just drunk. Alot.
🪈Also, he's another sad drunk. But he has to get really drunk to become sad. If he's not absurdly drunk, he's just absurdly clumsy and loud
𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐀
🔮This woman doesn't drink much
🔮but she is a menace when it comes to appearances
🔮you'd think at first glance she's a lightweight but no.
🔮she can down whiskey like it's no problem
🔮Also she doesn't really change when she's drunk
🔮just a bit more tired.
𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀
❄️Okay so we already talked a bit about Kaeya in Dilucs section.
❄️This fucker can down so much alcohol that his blood content is more wine than water.
❄️He's such a prick about it too.
❄️if you are a lightweight he will rub it in your face that he can drink you under the table.
❄️But when all is said and done and he gets drunk shit gets sad.
❄️He just starts crying- and apologizing to everyone.
❄️like mostly Diluc but he will apologize for everything he can. It's just sad.
❄️nobody tells him he gets like this because they're sorta scared of dealing with the aftermath of telling Kaeya he's trauma dumped on an entire bar at least four times
𝐄𝐔𝐋𝐀
⚔️THIS WOMAN CAN DOWN SO MUCH BEER
⚔️like it's scary how immune to alcohol she is.
⚔️she doesn't even drink that much. She just has this natural alcohol immunity.
⚔️Nobody has ever seen her drunk.
⚔️well, some treasure hordes did. But they didn't lice to tell the tale.
𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀
✝️ We all knew this was coming
✝️ Homrgirl could drink god under a table
✝️I mean, she technically did with Venti, but that's not what I mean
✝️ She might as well be drinking water.
✝️girl drinks hard-core vodka too.
✝️Rosaria is scary. But in a hot way.
@𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈











