Hi! Could you do something involving Deadpool and Wolverine with a male reader who has CIPA (Congenital Insensitivity to Pain with Anhidrosis.
It is a rare genetic disease that causes the inability to feel pain)
YES YES YESSSSS im literally so interested in this disease coz it was in an episode of house and i was like woahhh, thats crazy so YES
also not sure if you wanted dating them but im just gonna do that and please send in another ask saying you didn’t if you don’t and ill fix it 👍
DATING THEM AS M!READER WITH CIPA
wade gets really confused when he accidentally steps on your foot and you don’t notice
logan notices that you keep walking into things and accidentally hurting yourself and not even paying attention
they talk to each other about it and decide to test ya (coz they weird guys)
wade “accidentally” slams you into the wall and when you just get annoyed because he’s being irritating and not because he hurt you, they bring it up
you already know about CIPA and that you have it but people haven’t cared besides thinking you’re weird
they get cautious about you getting hurt because they can heal and you can’t even though you can’t feel it
wade becomes a very sweet helicopter partner who will stand nearby and yap so you don’t feel awkward but he’s also making sure ya don’t get hurt
logans not too bad because he doesn’t wanna smother you but he makes you promise that you’ll come to him if you see like a bruise or a cut or blood on you so he can assess the damage
wade loves hello kitty band-aids and you’ve always got at least three on you because he sees you get a boo boo and boom, hello kitty saves the day
sometimes you get insecure about being a burden and taking their time and they make sure to reassure you that you are the best boyfriend and you’re not a burden and they love you and want to keep you safe
logan somehow ends up with like a sense for when you’re hurt, usually seems to be based on that he can smell your blood or something else being wrong, and he always makes sure to check you out himself or take you to a doctor when he can sense it
wade calls you oopsie daisy and logan calls you his tough boy or just tough even when you don’t feel like it
they both make sure that medical professionals listen to you and if they don’t, maybe they get very unnerving letters or phone calls until they do (they’re very protective boyfriends)
wade can never say the full name of cipa so he’s always calling you or logan to say it when he’s telling someone about it
