[Y/N cookie and his group of friends are walking together. His friends suddenly talks about they're girlfriends, making Y/N cookie chokes on his drink]
"She got a small plushie as a gift, it's adorable!"
"Mine made me lunch!"
"What about you, Y/N?"
[All eyes turn toward Y/N cookie]
"Yeah! We've never actually met your girlfriend before"
M!Reader cookie : I–Uhh... It's–uh–complicated...
———
[At night, underneath the beautiful moonlight, Y/N cookie sits at the edge of a wooden platform on the ocean. Y/N cookie having a smile on his face as he swings his feet back and forth above the sea]
[The ocean begins to stir. Waves rise and most importantly, water spirals upward. Black pearl cookie emerges from the ocean]
Massive.
Terrifying.
Beautiful.
[As usual, her half lidded eyes and smirk appears on her face find him immediately]
Black pearl : There you are, my little surface dweller~
[Y/N cookie stands up and greets her by waving his arms up at her]
M!Reader cookie : Hi pearlie!✨
[Black pearl cookie lowers herself down, crossing her arms on the platform]
Black pearl : My cute, petite cookie, misses me that much?~
[Black pearl cookie places a hand on Y/N cookie's chin, lifting his head up to make the eye contact better. A rush of red blush spreads across his face in an instant]
M!Reader cookie blushing : Uh–Ahem, V-Very...
Black pearl : Before we continue, I got a little gift for you that I think you'd find absolutely endearing~
M!Reader cookie : Chuckles, considering it's you, I'm guessing it's most likely a trinket...
Black pearl : it's more endearing than a trinket, my cookie~
...
[Everything goes silent. Y/N cookie stands before a body of his toxic boss split in many pieces, clearly... Let's just say, "Not with us anymore"]
M!Reader cookie : ...Is that my boss?!
[Black pearl cookie giggles]
Black pearl : Aren't you just lucky that he was going night fishing yesterday~ you've said countless times how he had always mistreated you and Chuckles, I do not like that~














