#reader x phobos

[cosmica-galaxy]

Yan!Phobos x a madman!reader who always gets around of his rules just to get back at him with a smile or laugh in their face.

Tw: Soft Yandere -- Why are you always so FRUSTRATING?! No matter what the Director tries to do to keep you well behaved, you always seem to find SOME loophole somewhere in his rules! It has been driving him nuts for the past few attempts. No matter what type of guideline he tries to get you to follow, it always seems to come back and bite him in the ass! In all honesty, if he didn't love you like he does now, you would've been killed off at the first sign of insubordination. That...and the fact that you are a total wack-job. He's not surprised with your current insanity, since you did work with dissonance before your eventual erosion into madness, but you still seem to have some form of understanding about your surroundings and the world. Even himself! Since you tend to recognize him through your maddened-influenced haze. Yet, despite this, you always take the opportunity to get under his skin. Knowingly leveraging his feelings for you to get away with something or to work around his guidelines. It's one of the most bothersome things about you. Oh...but everything else he can't help but adore. Your insane cackle...your remorseless ferocity...your disregard for orders...and when you come back to the Nexus Tower covered in the blood of your adversaries, Phobos finds himself swooning for you all over again. He can't help the warmth that fills his being when when sees you tear apart a victim and slather their blood all over the room you're in. You're a heartthrob in his eye and that's what makes you so special to him. He would even argue that you became BETTER once you became afflicted with insanity. You just seem so much more lively and alluring than you did before and he can't help himself but to wonder why. Any grunt worth their salt in his tower knows better than to talk about sending you to the asylum. The last grunt that suggested such an idea was violently beheaded by the Director himself. Hm. Maybe you and him weren't so different after all. He would be a top tier hypocrite if he didn't admit that he was no longer following the orders of the employer's charter, as he too was defying orders. So maybe that's why he finds you endearing, even when you defy his orders. You both are just merely defying those around you and you both seem to have your own sense of judgement and insanity. That just makes Phobos fall for you even harder. You both are pretty much the same brand of horrible grunts. And Phobos loves it more than anything.

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Could you do some soft yandere phobos? him just spoiling the reader every chance he gets 🥺

Tw: Soft Yandere -- It came as a big surprise to everyone in the Nexus Tower when it was revealed that Phobos, their hardened god-emperor of Nevada and current dictator, had a soft spot for someone that worked in his tower. Many have heard the rumors and many didn't believe them at first, but the moment Phobos is seen walking around with the recruit in question, their visual crosses nearly bug out of their head from surprise. Phobos could care less for those that stare at him and his precious darling worker. One strong glare is enough to make his other lesser workers look away and mind their own business. You were invaluable to his empire and you are easily the most interesting worker he has ever had in this tower. What he and you do together is nobody else's business. "Another gift? You didn't have to, Director--" "I have told you once before, my little worker. Call me Phobos." "Y-Yes, sir--I mean! Yes, Phobos." Phobos could barely repress the feeling of elation that shoots down his spine when his name is uttered from you. It was almost euphoric...yet he simply holds out his gift to you adamantly. The smaller being in his presence could only look at the shiny gemstone with a mixed expression of shyness and surprise. Which would only fuel Phobos's desire for them as they take his gift and hold it close to their body. He feels his chest swell up with pride as he watches them admire the gift with a curious and enthralled gaze, making him swoon even more as the gemstone reflects light onto your being, already making you look much more angelic than you did before in his eye. This is typically how your meetings between one another would go. He would strip you off of your duties to keep you to himself for a while and he would spoil you with surprises. From gifts, to artwork, to even monetary bonuses. He wanted nothing more than to spoil you. He always makes sure that his little worker isn't placed in harmful situations or in any danger whatsoever. He just simply can't imagine holding the body of his beloved in his arms, so he does everything in his power (which is a lot) to prevent you from ever having a risk to your life. Even when you stand there next to him, he finds his eye trailing away from the tasks in his hand, even for project Gestalt, in favor of soaking up your appearance and presence. He just seems so powerless when it comes to you that it is almost jarring to anyone that witnesses it. Again, the other workers should hold their tongues and watch their attitudes toward his favorite little worker. Should any of them utter a single disrespectful sentence about you, he will cut their head off without any words. His little worker is far more precious than anyone else in this tower. He will spoil them, care for them, talk to them, and admire them. Maybe he would even gain the courage to finally ask them out and maybe even make him theirs for all eternity. He couldn't imagine a more fitting co-ruler for Nevada. It's enough to make him sigh in bliss. He'll make it a reality soon enough. He's sure of it.

[cosmica-galaxy]

Hcs of Yan! Phobos and reader kissing esch other, please.

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I think you may have accidentally did this as a submission, but I will continue on with your request none the less, @ijumpbridgesges!! Sorry for the lack of responding! Little suggestiveness and yandere warning, but it's just love nips! -- + Phobos is very possessive of his precious worker, and he isn't afraid to show others that surround you both just how much you belong to him. One of his most various ways of affection is to kiss you in a variety of ways and manners when a situation calls for it. + The sudden kiss: The sudden kiss follows true to it's title. It happens suddenly. It usually occurs when Phobos takes notice of his precious lover worker talking to other lesser coworkers. Typically about projects and multiple various forms of topics. Phobos is a very jealous type and will quickly approach, usually from behind, and turn you around quickly before entrapping you in a deep kiss. Once it is done, he glares at the opposing party before leaving just as quickly. Leaving you breathless and your shared company stunned into silence. + The territorial kiss: If Phobos ever has the misfortune to run across you being hit on by some lesser being, such as another worker, Phobos will hurry over once he takes notice of your discomfort. The moment his presence is recognized by the interloper, his single eye fixates on the dead-grunt-walking before he grabs you and kisses you deeply while in front of his pathetic rival. You are stunned into silence, but don't hesitate to kiss your much bigger lover back. While you two do so, the rival slinks away and Phobos takes in the glory of knowing that he was in a position that will never be challenge by the common rabble. Once he's finished marking his territory, he'll go after that worker to make sure they won't become a problem in the future. + The marking kiss: Even if you're in public, Phobos is not shy about making sure his favorite little grunt is marked to let others know that you're already taken. It doesn't matter if you're in the office, hallway, break room, or even on the roof in the rain. Phobos gently coddles you while he nuzzles your neck affectionately. You can't really deny the presence of the director, but you don't mind being in his embrace while he rubs at your neck. With a free hand, he'll pull his bandages down from around his sharp-toothed maw and gently sink them into the flesh your neck and collar bone. Only hard enough to make you tremble in slight anticipation before he pulls away and admires his work. A little ring of teeth marks is enough to make sure other workers watch their tone while addressing you. You ARE the directors favorite, after all. If they disrespect you, it's most likely a death sentence. + The passionate kiss: The moment when you two are alone is when both parties are at their most comfortable. You two steep in one another's presence while you hold each other closely. This is usually the time where you both are heading to bed, whether or not you sleep in a shared room is entirely up to preference, and Phobos couldn't be a happier grunt. His kisses are soft and tender, almost uncharacteristically so. Phobos having a soft side almost seemed impossible, but for you, he'll make such an exception. You both simply stay in each other's arms, kissing in the pleasant darkness of the room. His teeth, despite being sharp and vicious, dance around your softer lips so carefully and delicately. With an unusual gentleness, his lips lock with yours and intertwine in such an act of passion. It's deep, it's slow, and it takes your breath away. If you both had no need for sleep or oxygen, you would probably kiss each other until the early morning sunrise.

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Marriage headcanons for Phobos and the Auditor (separately ofc) and the player? I love evil men ough

+Player is gender neutral

+Set in Salty's AU

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~ PHOBOS ~

+ Oh man, you never thought you would see the day that you would be wedded to the god-complex tyrant that ruled over Nexus City with an iron fist. It was astonishing that you two were getting married in the first place with how Phobos proposed after just a few months of being together. Despite the short time, you both almost know everything about one another...until now. Finding out that Phobos is an ultimate groomzilla was certainly not unexpected, but it still held some level of surprise. He wants everything absolutely perfect for your special ceremony.

+ You can practically hear him yelling at his staff to perfect everything while you get dressed up in your wedding garments. His shouting is firm and sharp as the staff runs around to get what he wants done just the way he likes it. "Hang those red ribbons HIGH and tie them down with a GOLD thread! Not a YELLOW thread!! GET THE CAKE STAND READY! Where is the flower display I ordered 3 minutes ago?!"

+ You can only apologize to the staff and underlings for Phobo's behavior. He's been looking forward to being married to a "higher god" ever since you accepted his proposal. He ordered everything that same day and sent out the announcement the day after that. To say he was excited would be an understatement. He's just trying to make this day as perfect as possible.

+ Phobos even had new clothes and special garments made for the both of you. Your wedding gown was as iridescent as your strings are and glitters with sparkles whenever you walked. Quite a surprise to find out where all of those strings the tailors asked you to supply went towards. It really was an elegant outfit.

+ Phobo's outfit really did make him look rather handsome. Instead of his typical gray garments and red cape, Phobo's had a unique crimson suit made for his wedding. Tailored with a long flowing red cape that touched the floor wherever he walked. his helmet was fitted with much more regal markings and his face was sporting new pairs of pristine white bandages. His gloves were leathery and black and his dark boots were shined to perfection. He looked like an emperor alright.

+ By the time all of the underlings were seated and the musicians were preparing to play the wedding march, which you had to supply to them, the long hall in the science tower was finished and decorated. The large crowds of grunts filled out numerous booths on both sides of the isle, with Phobos standing at his place on the altar. Crackpot his best madman and Hoffnar as yours. Jeb was dressed up in attire fit for a holy man, but with much more regal tones added to his outfit. The reason being, in Phobos's words: "Something much more worthy of marrying a pair of gods." + The crowd was excited and Phobos, despite all of his own excitement, was nervous. Anxious, even. As he moved about on his feet and held his hands together. Then, the music changes and the wedding officially begins. The doors at the end of the room are opened by two Blackguards, a bit much on the security but it makes Phobos feel more comfortable, revealing his beloved in their glittering wedding outfit. The crowds watch in awe as the Player walks down the aisle and towards Phobos who is just lovestruck.

+ The moment you get up there, the ceremony continues. Jeb goes into the typical speech about why they were all there and who was being wedded. (Like the announcement from Phobos himself didn't let them know that.) But he continues on about uniting Phobos and his Player in "holier matrimony. (Yes, the sheet tells him to say this.)

+ "Do you, Player, take Phobos to be your...ahem..."lawfully empowered godly emperor lover"?" In sanity and insanity? In sickness and in health? Until death do you part?" You nod earnestly, despite trying not to laugh. "I do." You say and Jeb turns to Phobos.

+ "And do you, Director Phobos, take Player to be your...uhh..."lawfully empowered god-amongst-gods holy lover"?", Phobos merely nods in response. "I do." He finalizes.

+ "Then by the power given to me and to all who bear witness to this ceremony, I declare these two 'gods' officially wedded. You may now seal it with a kiss." Jeb finishes as he steps down from the podium, placing their respective wedding rings upon their fingers, and allowing the two lovers to lean in and kiss each other. A thunderous applause rings out in the crowd as you both kiss under the altar.

+ Phobos then picks you up bridal-style and begins to head towards the exit as the after-wedding party begins to kick into gear. The cake needed to be cut, photos needed to be taken, and guests needed to be visited.

+ After the drinks, fun, and party...maybe you and Phobos can celebrate being newly wedded...alone later on tonight~ ~ AUDITOR ~

+ In all honesty, you were quite surprised when the Auditor himself decided to propose to you. He had read up about special ceremonies from your world and he was looking for a way to up your relationship to the ‘next level’. In which, he discovered weddings. You both have been together for months now, and he felt it was time to bind you both to one another. + Obviously, you said yes in response to his proposal and he was elated to announce the news to his other Employers. Whether it was from genuine happiness or he simply took the opportunity to gloat on his fellow employers is a mystery to you. But regardless, you can’t help but smile as he nuzzles you affectionately. + The employers as a whole are very private beings, so don’t really expect a big wedding. If anything, it’s something more of a private wedding that only a select few outsiders would attend. The other employers were a given, but it seemed that Jeb, Hoffnar, Sheriff, and a few A.T.P units were invited to help set up the wedding and attend the ceremony. + The Auditor assists in the displays and decorations while you go off to get dressed up in your wedding outfit. The garments were fitted in a unique style and glittered like an ocean at sunset. With the help of an A.T.P engineer, you were fitted up in the unique outfit and took a nice long look at yourself in the mirror. It was so strange…the patterned themselves reminded you of flames. You spin around and sure enough, the tail of your outfit seems to flutter about like iridescent flames. You wonder if the Auditor had any influence when the garments were being tailored…you wouldn’t be all that surprised. + The Auditor didn’t really have a need for clothes. He was made of shadow and flames, what purpose would wearing clothes fulfill? Still…he guesses he should look a little bit more…’formal’, it IS his wedding day, after all. So, his body simply morphs around until a much more fitting suit is applied to his malleable form. A crimson red tie, a blood red broach, and a faint red outline shows up in his form as he brushes himself off and checks his fit in a nearby reflective surface. Making adjustments and final preparations for his eventual eloping. + There weren't many guests, but the sheer amount of decorations that were set up in this specific dimension that they frequent was staggering. Each one unique and alien as the employer that put them up. The Deliberator was finishing setting up the cake stand and the dinner table, Stygian was finishing up decorating the parlor, and the Conductor was preparing to play the tunes that the Auditor gave him (the wedding march tune, specifically.). Everything was in order and the unification of him and his precious player was underway. Pretty soon…he and his Player would be together. Truly together. + Jeb was appointed as the unifier, Hoffnar as your best man, Sheriff as security, and Torture was pretty much Audi’s “support”. The altar that they surrounded was encrusted in ruby-like gems and held up on familiar black spikes. An obvious token of the Auditor's influence on the importance of the altar. Once all were present and accounted for, the Auditor takes his place at the altar and his kin stand at the sides, watching as the Conductor begins to play the wedding march. + The two engineers next to the door that led into the special room finally opened, revealing his Player to the small gathering of trusted individuals. The Auditor could feel the heat of his flames rise as he took in your regal appearance as you walked toward the altar. Once you arrive at the altar, he takes his place by your side and Jeb clears his throat. He didn’t need to go into the whole speech, he merely took a moment to welcome those that were present before announcing that the Auditor and Player would be wedded on this day. + “Do you, Player, take The Auditor as your lawfully unified lover? In sanity and insanity? In sickness and in health? Until death do you part?” You could only smile and nod, holding your flowers closer to your body in response. “I do.” You say. + “And do you, Auditor, take Player as your lawfully unified lover? In sanity and insanity? In sickness and in health? Until death do you part?” The Auditor simply nods in confirmation. “I do.” + “Then by the power bestowed upon me and with the guests as our witnesses, I declare you both wedded! You may now seal it with a kiss.” You both wasted no time in slipping your rings onto your fingers and leaning into one another. Giving each other a slow and meaningful kiss. The onlookers clap in earnest as you both hold onto one another and pull away. You let out a puff of inky black smoke in response to the kiss. The Auditor could only nuzzle you affectionately in response, chuckling under his smoky breath. + The rest of the day was spent eating cake, sharing drinks, and enjoying your new status as the Auditor’s significant other. As he too, takes pride in becoming your official husband. You both would embrace one another, cuddle, and nuzzle each other lovingly as the wedding slowly concluded and the guests began to dispatch back to their routines. + Later that evening, you both would cuddle in your bed and call one another your newly wedded titles and feel the shared warmth that spread between you both. Now nothing stood in the way of furthering your relationship…and the Auditor has a rather interesting plan in mind.

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I was looking at the player x Phobos list and I was wondering… Maybe the player would have a talk with him about their world, like about how it looks there, all the interesting places, foods, holidays ect. Could I maybe get some hcs about that? 👉👈

Sure thing, moonamite!

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+ Phobos had come to you one day to ask you about your world of the 'higher gods' and you were more than happy to indulge in Phobos's curiosity about your world.

+ You told him about the weather and how your world's sky would change depending on the time of day and what type of weather was coming through. Phobos listens intently as you tell him about the colors of the sky and the twinkling stars that would illuminate at nightfall. You would even tell him about rain, snow, sleet, and hail. But mostly about the sunny days and how you would sit out under the light and soak it all up into your skin. You made it all sound so beautiful to Phobos.

+ You told him all about the cities you have visited and the sheer amount of them that dotted the world. The types of culture one city would have over another and how differences in biomes were common when you would visit those places or see them on TV. Phobos listened with his head resting on his hands as your eyes sparkled when you talked about the cities in your home country and all the people that lived there.

+ Then you tell him about one of your favorite topics, the food. You got into details about your favorite dishes and what they were made from. Phobos obviously listens, even if he doesn't know what a 'cow' is, but just listening to you ramble on and on about how your people had so many delicious foods made his hidden mouth water. Oh how he longed to eat what the gods eat.

+ Which lead into your next topic, holidays. You told him about numerous holidays that you knew of. Mostly the biggest ones and the culturally celebrated ones. Phobos pays attention intensely as you tell him about holidays of feasting, of generosity, of appreciation, of celebration, of remembrance, of love, and of pride. You go into meticulous details about which holiday celebrated what and Phobos wondered if he could make some holidays fit into Nexus City...if the greater gods celebrate, why not him?

+ Finally, you conclude about your world to him with what your planet was called and with a quick drawing of where you lived looked like. Phobos is paying attention...but not to just the picture. In your eyes he can see a lingering pain...you miss your god realm and he can tell from how passionately you spoke about it.

+ "It's nothing like Nevada...it's beautiful and colorful with a bright sun and glowing moon and...and so many people that coexist and...there's no rampant violence and..." Phobos sees you struggling to smile and he says nothing as he wraps his crimson cape around you as some tears begin to fall.

+ "You miss your realm...and I don't blame you. It sounds heavenly, my dearest Player." He says as he holds you close and you nod into his chest, holding onto him in return.

+ "Maybe one day I'll find a way to get us there and we can experience it...together."

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*crawl out of your bed*

Heya, its me again mutual !

I'm just gonna give you my ideal of how pick me Phobos would act around God!Players =)

-no doubt try to steal War-grandpa's helmet but fail everytime

-randomly hug or touch God!Player's wings and ended up got slapped by it rapidly

-properly pretend to trip then land his face or his hands right onto Devil!Player's bahonkazonkazonkermilkers

Yeah that's all i could think of, feel free to add more

*crawl back in your bed*

~~Pick Me!Phobos with the God!Players~~ - Phobos would not only just touch God!Players wings, but he would also collect the feathers that fall off of them. There's so many feathers that he has managed to collect that it looks like he slayed a duck and placed it on the shrine. - Phobos would also do this with Mermaid Player, looking for places they frequent in hopes of finding scales to add to his collection. He does find some, but unbeknownst to Phobos, Mermaid Player does not have any scales. - Devil!Player would be his version of an idol. Just so seductive, sexy, and regal. Just like him! So he would have photos of them and would probably make a private calendar out of them. - God!Soldier is a hottie in himself. Phobos collects God!Soldier's used bullets and such from the volcano they reside in. Phobos even took a few rocks from the mountain, believing they hold the essence of the god of battle. (They're literally just rocks.) - Phobos makes some 'tonics' out of some fragments of essences he's managed to swipe from 'holy areas'. Nothing overly important to the gods, he doesn't want to make his fellow gods hate him, but he does make off with liquids, fruits, rocks, and even items that were dropped by the gods. He makes them into liquids (mostly the fruits and liquids), making them into some 'holy water variations'. They surprisingly work, as throwing one tonic bottle filled with spring water from The Goddess's Spring from the north and a feather from God!Player made a Vampire and Zed combust into flames. - Phobos experiments with his tonics, believing if he collected enough ingredients and using the correct formula, he can create a potion of everlasting life. Or better yet, a tonic that will make him irresistible to the gods. - Phobos also carves and makes figurines and effigies of the God!Players. In which they look similar to this-

Phobos also plays with them...because of course he would. - Phobos constantly draws himself with the GodPlayers as his lovers, which is hidden in his secret drawing journal. He knows it's shameful, but he can't help it. - Phobos makes food items that are themed after the God!Players and names them similar to the god they represent. - There are designated holidays that celebrate certain godplayers. Phobos was the first grunt to start making their holidays a thing in Nexus City.

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Phobos reaction to not being able to go inside player because it turns out they r their actual spirit?

Even if that was the case, Phobos is nothing short of determined. He would probably sneakily hide on their body to escape the Other Place and maybe he'll bounce around and possess someone else from time to time. Anyone that he can slip inside of and puppet around would be essential to his survival until he finds out how to slip into the body of HIS god. It's just another hurdle and Phobos is familiar with challenges like these.