#readmyicecream

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1. The Blood Thirsty Mallard of Malice You played “Duck Hunt” as a child, this omen says it all. When you played, were you merciful in your “innocent”, animated duck hunts? Your ice cream doesn’t seem to think so, and neither do all the surviving digital ducks, they’re coming for you…in all their 8-bit terror. How can you prevent this 80’s throwback horror? I recommend you call the video game raters (ESRB) and demand that they change the Duck Hunt rating from E to M (for intense duck violence and suggestive themes). Good luck my friend.

Flavor: Vanilla with hot fudge and berries. Photo credit: 1903_tekask

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1. The Spinning Dolphin of Danger - Somehow you have made it on a notorious dolphin’s hit list. Maybe you have been eating non-dolphin safe tunafish, or perhaps you made a shady deal with a sea lion. Whatever you may have done I would lay low for awhile and avoid dolphin shows, especially shows featuring a dolphin named Dolly…

2. The Proposing Mullet Man and The Easter Bunny of Disapproval -  You have been contemplating growing a mullet. There is nothing wrong with this, except that clearly Easter Bunny does not approve. However, this bunny can be swayed. Try sleeping with two carrots under your pillow at night, not only will this provide you additional neck support, but the Easter Bunny will also forgive your mullet.

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1.The Symbol of The Blue, Licking Panda - This omen is very common, and it’s not complicated. It means you are about to be licked by a panda bear. This could be life changing, as pandas only do this when they are adopting someone into their tribe…so expect to spend the rest of your days chewing on bamboo and communicating in high pitch squeaks.

2. The Old Woman in The Shower Cap - Tomorrow morning you will wake up with a very intense craving for a long shower…like a REALLY long shower. You’ll stay in theret until not only will your fingers look like prunes but also your face and elbows. Mmmm sounds relaxing.

Flavor: Cotton Candy and Strawberry

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