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@jujuonthatbee i’m following y’all what’s the @ ned

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do u have any public playlists on spotify

my spotify has been private for like four years 😩 I definitely have thought about making playlists though

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readtube a réagi à votre billet: readtube a réagi à votre billet audio: 

   and i’m ENJOYING it   

FUCK

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and i’m ENJOYING it

YOU

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readtube a réagi à votre billet audio: Car Seat Headrest - Something Soon

too late i already listened before the tags

blocked, unfollowed, reported

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readtube a réagi à votre billet :like i should probably go to bed but i just spent...

enjoying beer is a social construct

i cant believe that you all are questioning how much i, a certified beer-hater, hate beer

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odd numbers

2. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Whatever low-pressure or high-pressure weather bullshit made me wake up with a splitting headache. Fuck that.

4. Who's getting on your nerves right now

The assholes outside my window who are using leafblowers. Leafblowers. Is there anything more futile.

6. Who's getting on your nerves right now

People with no spacial awareness. I have a theory that when people with no spacial awareness die they’re sent to a special Hell. It’s a crowded cafeteria full of other people with no spacial awareness. To get out and go to heaven or purgatory or whatever they have to find a table, get a bowl of soup, and carry it back to their table without spilling a drop or taking so long that it gets cold. They’re all in there for eternity because everyone else keeps suddenly stopping in front of them or cutting them off to go talk to their friends. They suffer indefinitely.

It’s the closest thing I have to a faith.

8. Who's getting on your nerves right now

No, yelling shit at a movie screen is not “just like MST3K.” No one who has ever said anything along the lines of “we’re going to MST3K [movie]” has ever said anything funny.

10. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Troye Sivan’s name still pisses me off.

12. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Why do people pretend that Bradley Cooper is a good actor? He has only one character, "slimy guy who takes himself way too seriously.”

14. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I saw someone talking about the “Tintin fandom.” Why does everything need a fandom. Can people not like things without making it into an identity?

16. Who's getting on your nerves right now

There’s a girl in my English class who clearly gets all her talking points from her Tumblr. I loathe her.

18. Who's getting on your nerves right now

There’s also a guy in that same English class who never wears shoes. Or socks. It can be rainy or sunny but he just strolls in, bare feet covered in mud. I want to step on his toes for being so goddamn disgusting. God. I bet he’s got some asinine concept that it’s good for his arches or something. Wearing shoes is not bourgeoisie, guys, calm down.

20. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I’m still residually pissed off from that “steal yo girl haircuts” post from a month ago. Manbuns are only nice in that they broadcast which guys are so insecure about their total lack of personality that they feel the need to supplement it. Like mullets, except for basicness instead of white-trashiness.

22. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Tag your Cartoon Network IPs because words cannot express how viscerally I don’t want to see them.

24. Who's getting on your nerves right now

This isn’t really a confession because I’ve made my opinions clear on it before but I never liked Spongebob. I hated him when I was five and I hate him now. I hate that people just reblog jokes from the show because I can’t blacklist "stupid early-2000s cartoon references.” Someone suggest that xkit extension.

26. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Someone on one of the quads here has a guitar and really wants everyone else to know he can play it. I’d just like him to know that I really hate him.

28. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Why are there so many tour groups? They keep clogging all the archways and not fucking moving. And it’s mostly parents who presumably have some concept of spacial awareness. Do you not see the cluster of students you’re blocking? Jesus.

30. Who's getting on your nerves right now

This guy in my astronomy class last semester had a beard and was trying to hold some beard competition. He put up a poster right outside the exit to my dorm and I had to see it every time I left the building. It felt so violating.

32. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Whoever’s in the room above me really loves to throw fucking furniture-rearranging parties or whatever the fuck. There’s just constant scraping noises coming from the ceiling.

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

answered.

36. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Some movies warrant being three hours long but Blue Is the Warmest Color is not one of those movies.

38. Who's getting on your nerves right now

What was the tipping point that finally shut down widespread yellow journalism? was it when they started a war because of their bullshit rumors? Can clickbait start instigating some war crimes so we have a moral imperative to regulate it? 10 things you won’t believe the human spine can withstand, This one amazing video shows you what you can do with all those skulls of the innocent you have lying around, 14 mind-blowing atrocities (that you can do at home)--number 6 will shock you!

40. Who's getting on your nerves right now

How are there so many shitty TV shows? Why do people continue to accept laugh tracks on said TV shows? Is it because canned laughter is honestly preferable to having to endure more of HIMYM’s writing? Why do people hate themselves enough to watch bad television?

42. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Are twinks human? I feel like in order to be considered human you need at least rudimentary self-awareness and at least a suggestion of a moral compass.

44. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Related: Why is Jake Bass so popular? Why do white girls like hideous twinks so much?

46. Who's getting on your nerves right now

What’s with the trend of car advertisements where they just show you thirty seconds of things completely unrelated to cars or their company and then end with a glimpse of whatever car they’re selling? Why is every single model of car “completely reengineered”? Did all the other ones suck? What on God’s green earth does Bruce Lee have to do with Mazda?

48. Who's getting on your nerves right now

All the GameFAQs guides for Battle Network insist on using the Japanese names for everything. Like, whatever, you think that some of the English names are dumb, but a) half of them are the same thing, like what kind of superiority do you get from writing “Maylu” instead of “Mayl” it’s the exact same fucking name and b) who the shit is your audience? Your guide is in English, so presumably your readers are playing the English version. No one’s like “gosh I can read and understand Japanese perfectly, better use the English GameFAQs guide--oh good they use all the transliterated Japanese names. Thank god. I was worried I’d have to use something written in my primary language.”

50. Who's getting on your nerves right now

It’s pronounced “jif” like the peanut butter this is not a debate you are just wrong

52. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Seriously if you try to pull that “it stands for graphic not jraphic” shit i really hope you pronounce jpeg like jfeg because it stands for “photographer” oh wait what’s that? oh yeah that’s the sound of you being full of shit

54. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Yall realize that nothing’s stopping you from just buying the cheaper “male” product right? Like this is literally capitalism in action if things don’t need to be gendered then just buy the cheaper shit like i cannot believe this is a problem. Can you not bear to use men’s shampoo? Such fragile femininity etc etc

56. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Stop acting like puns are a war crime jesus fuck. your “omFG GET OUT” is not needed you are not funny for pretending to overreact to them

58. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I love the people who got all righteous over tumblr mobile allowing you to delete captions like yeah that’s really going to be the tipping point that leads to people removing artist credit, that wasn’t a problem at all before they made that update. also stop acting like it wasn’t specifically to let people remove those godawful //pale blog// tags

60. Who's getting on your nerves right now

If I see one more YikYak post that goes “ngl I just really wanna cuddle with someone and watch Netflix” i will scream

62. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Bob’s Burgers is not that funny you guys can chill

64. Who's getting on your nerves right now

put up the toilet seat if you can’t control your piss. you are disgusting.

66. Who's getting on your nerves right now

How do boring people live with themselves? If I had to listen to 30 seconds to mars and modest mouse all day I think I would die.

68. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Prisoners probably isn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen but I hate it enough that I feel like it’s OK to cite it as such. It’s two hours longer than it has any right to be and the moral message is “it’s ok to literally torture mentally disabled people so long as you’re pretty sure they did something wrong.” Like did no one else catch on to that? Did no one think it was kind of fucked up that we were supposed to be OK with the main character putting Paul Dano in a sensory deprivation chamber?

70. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I hate people who say shit like “you don’t have to actually have written anything to call yourself a writer” like actually yeah? like that’s one of the only requirements? can we stop with this bullshit

72. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I hate how there’s no Ultimate Slur for guys. Like black people and women and gays each have their Unforgivable Curse but like what if I want to offend a straight white guy? i just can’t do it. the worst thing i can call him is like a motherfucker or a douchebag or something and that does not come close to conveying enough hatred. or if i want to insult a gay guy but not his homosexuality.

74. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I’m still not over how people tried to drag Meghan Trainor over “ripping off” some obscure kpop song from 2006 like what kind of reach.....kpop fans vastly overestimate how much literally anyone cares about kpop

76. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Can there be a decent PMD sequel at some point? It’s been like five years and two generations since the last playable one was released. Gates to Infinity certainly does not count.

78. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Do people who use the phrase “original 151″ realize how awful they are? Here’s a PSA: your life is never so bad that you deserve to associate with people who only acknowledge RBY. Show some self-respect.

80. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I hate people who try to insist that music was better in the ‘70s. Go listen to some antiquated party rock and realize how completely and unambiguously wrong you are.

82. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Nouvelle Vague’s cover of Love Will Tear Us Apart is the worst song I’ve ever heard and it combines every single musical habit I hate.

84. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Why does every cover of Let It Go modulate the last chorus? Literally the only reason that song isn’t shit is because it doesn’t do that.

86. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I feel like acapella is like jazz: everyone pretends to like it even though listening to it makes you die a little inside.

88. Who's getting on your nerves right now

Quentin Tarentino is only making movies because he wants a publicly acceptable excuse to pretend to be friends with black people. Do people not realize this?

90. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I’m so tired of Buzzfeed existing. I’m also tired of people who are like “ugh i hate buzzfeed so much I spend all my time taking quizzes” like there are a number of things more interesting than taking buzzfeed quizzes for eg watching a clock tick away the minutes until you die a boring death

92. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I really hate white gays

94. Who's getting on your nerves right now

The box set for Community is full of really awful jokes. They really should not have tried if they weren’t willing to hire someone who understood the concept of humor.

96. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I hate that I can’t call a joke “awful” without the implication being that it’s a dadjoke and I’m mocking it. Most of the humor on this website is awful ie bad atrocious disgusting dreadful horrible nasty ugly unpleasant deplorable

98. Who's getting on your nerves right now

I hate that thing that happens in every single aaron sorken ip where someone gets a phone call and goes “sorry i really gotta take this” and they run away from their fucking birthday party or award ceremony or open heart surgery or whatever the fuck way to artificially raise the stakes a-dog

100. Who's getting on your nerves right now

YOU CANNOT EXPECT A CHANGE.ORG PETITION TO FIND SOMEONE GUILTY TO DO FUCKING ANYTHING!!! WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW HOW ANY PART OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM WORKS

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but that’s not even funny or anything what the hell

it's cute