#really ouch

[annabelle0709]

If I were Bryson I'll wanna kms after taking these words

[awwhawkeye]

Oooh shit! Look, I am thrilled Moonlight won (such a beautiful film), but I feel so bad for the La La Land people

[purelyexistence]

Dental nerves vs i

[stealthflower]

I'm in horrendous amounts of pain, and am stuck at work hoping my stomach settles enough to take more meds without throwing them straight back up. So as a distraction, here's Fred's belly. Reblog with your own pets please - or other people's if you prefer!

[oviids]

re: your ? concerning the hymen, there are conditions where the hymen entirely covers the vaginal opening (hymen imperforatus) or covers most of it (hymen microperforatus) instead of simply lining it. hymen imperforatus absolutely needs to be resolved through surgery before puberty for health reasons, and hymen microperforatus usually requires a light surgical intervention.

^^

[theladyjojogrant]

OUCH. THE SNEAK PEEK.

As soon as Rumple started talking about Bae I bit my fingernails and said “OUCH” over and over again. My heart. Ouch. All he wanted was to be a good father to him. 

[sueanoi]

Future vision

ouch. Garnet.

[xmerifri-archive-blog]

OH YEAH. IF I'M SO GOD AWFUL AT WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP EYEING MY CROTCH HALF THE TIME. YOU SO JEALOUS YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO HALF ASSED INSULTS ABOUT MY DICK? OR ARE YOU STILL IN MAN PAIN BECAUSE THE ONE TIME YOU GOT LAID YOU ROYALLY FUCKED IT UP? WHICH, BTW MAN, GOOD JOB. I'M SURE YOU'RE A REAL PRO WITH THE LADIES.

THAT WOULD BE BECAUSE I AM WONDERING WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE BURDENED WITH A LAUGHABLY SMALL TROUSER-SNAKE. BITCH PLEASE, I DIDN'T FUCK ANYTHING UP. I SEXED LIKE A PRO. IT WAS THE MORNING AFTER THAT DIDN'T GO WELL. NOT MY FAULT I ROCKED HER WORLD SO HARD SHE DECIDED THAT I HAD TO DIE. TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, YOU KNOW? 

OH WAIT. 

YOU DON'T. 

BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU.