The Texas chainsaw reboot for the recasting meme?? :-) the one with Matt bommer
Hmmmmm. Okay *cracks knuckles* here we go.
For our final girl, Chrissie, originally played by Jordana Brewster, I’d pick: Alicia Vikander.
For her boyfriend, Eric, originally played by Matt Bomer, I’d pick: Josh Hartnett
For the other girl, Bailey, originally played by Diora Baird, I’d pick: Katheryn Winnick.
For the other guy, Dean, originally played by Taylor Handley, I’d pick: Garrett Hedlund
*sweats nervously* R. Lee Ermey is so fucking good as Hoyt that I don’t know if I can recast him. Possibly Vincent D’Onofrio (have you seen him on the Daredevil show. He’s terrifyingly good).
For Luda Mae, originally played by Mariette Marich, I’d pick: Helena Bonham Carter (I know she’s not that old, but with some sfx makeup she’d kill it).
For the man himself, Thomas Hewitt, originally played by Andrew Bryniarski, I’d pick Kane Hodder.
And because I adore Lew Temple, who played the actual Sheriff at the beginning of the movie, he’s going on here too. I’d pick DJ Qualls.
