#red nose

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Red Nose

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That perfect blow!

You’re on day 3 of the worst head cold ever. Your throat is still scratchy, the sneezing is endless but you’re at that stage where your nose is just loaded with your cold. You know the type - The thick green snot that only a good cold in the nose can produce.

Sadly, at work, your meeting ran over and your last tissue box is empty. The one you brought from home 6 hours ago… the blowing has been copious.

But now what? Nothing to use just a sniffle and another and another. The sneeze really sets you off as you feel the thick goop of green filling both holes.

Time for that long walk to the bathroom… Where hard … work-issue napkins awaits.

….but the blow…oh such a blow. Thick and unwavering… Crackling and seemingly endless. You can feel the warm dampness in your hand as the napkin fills with your thick sebaceous cold. Now the second nostril… also filled with goop, now pours out the side of the tissue down your hand. You throw it out and reach for a second the blow is just as endless… But you’re still plugged. How is that possible. How can one nose load so heavily and endlessly?

You drop the second napkin in the trashcan; reach for a third and start the blow again… Still soaking wet but a little bit drier… You’re finally making headway when the right nostril lets out the longest thickest honk- signaling the stuffy end of a very snotty nose.

The tissues are in the trashcan and your nose is a lovely only-when-you-have-a-major-cold magenta red. If you’re me, such a nasal eruption leads to another sneeze attack… But if you’re lucky just a quick one, another blow and back to your desk.

Wow…a blow to remember!

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red red RED nose today 😮‍💨