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Avengers: Infinity War (2018), dir. Russo brothers
Red Skull possessing Johnny and threatening Peter with Johnny's death feels like something out of a spideytorch fanfic. Not that I'm complaining.
Ah yes, America, democracy, law etc
We don't need any Super Soldier Serum since we have GIRL POWER!
It looks like we have some troubles here at Muppet labs, where the future is made today...
Bring on the Bad Guys by Alex Ross
Vormir if Natasha had any sense of boundaries
Red Skull: A soul for a soul
Clint: Well I guess we both know who it’s gotta be
Natasha: Yup…
Clint: I’m starting to think we mean different people here, Natasha
Natasha: It has to be me, though
Clint: Natasha you know what I’ve-
Natasha: Clint you’re not listening. It has to be me otherwise it won’t work
Clint: …
Clint: Why?
Natasha: …
Red Skull: *sips tea*
Natasha: This is awkward. Um. Clint you’re not my favorite person anymore
Clint: WHAT???
Natasha: Yeah, you left me for five years to go on a murder rampage!
Clint: My whole family died!
Natasha: Billions of people lost their families, on every planet, Clint, I did too. And then I lost all of my friends because you all stopped visiting me—
Red Skull: Wait. Billions of people died on every planet???
Natasha: …
Clint: …
Red Skull: I don’t get out much. Sorry, continue.
Clint: So if I’m not your best friend then who the hell should you push off the cliff? Steve???
Natasha: Oh no, Steve only ever visited to do his laundry. Probably Rocket.
Clint: THE RACCOON????
Natasha: Yeah! We actually have a lot in common, he was also experimented on and groomed as a child, and he has really cool weapons
Clint: I’VE BEEN YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR 15 YEARS AND WHEN MY FAMILY DIES YOU REPLACE ME WITH A HYPER-VIOLENT TALKING ADHD RACCOON????
Natasha: He also has autism
Red Skull: *sips tea*
Clint: You know what, you’re not my favorite person anymore either.
Natasha: …
Clint: …
Clint: How the fuck are we gonna get this stone?
Alex Ross
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