#redneck problems

[neon-mooni]

“Don’t call me darling, honey, sweetie, etc. It’s demeaning!!!!”

Don’t come to the south then because that’s just how we talk.

[bettername2come]

Dad got something in his eye while using the grinder. Sis says he needs to go to eye doctor. Dad says the mechanic he was working with checked to see if anything was in it. Yes, because a mechanic is an acceptable substitution for an ophthalmologist.

[endsbreednewbeginnings]

This is why I need to move, guys.

[mb24jg]

Sorry not sorry?

iamlittlei did an excellent job at concealing her horror at learning that nascar is back.

[the-hottest-ramen]

Redneck Problems

While most girls are getting into a fist fight because they both wore the same skirt, you and your friend are making arrangements to go hunting after school cause you both wore camo

[lost-and-wondering94]

I bought my boyfriend seeds and I kinda ate them all Oops

[khonshusavatar]

So I just cleaned out my backpack and I found a .223 and 12ga shotgun shell (both unfired and most likely live) in one of the compartments.