#regulus is crazy

[rosiejunie]

Regulus: I hate you.

James: I love you too babe!

Regulus: I burned your house down.

James: We all make mistakes!

Regulus: I’ll burn you next.

James: I’ll happily let you!

Regulus, to Evan and Barty: See? He’s crazy. Absolutely insane, I told you

[lvlovesstories]

MoonWater Regulus raised as an Addams (Fic Idea)

As with my previous one you may use this idea for a fic just please give proper credit & send it to me so I can read your wonderful work of art 😍

Walburga goes too far one day and 6yo Regulus, afraid for his life, pulls on his magic to protect him killing Walburga & Orion by accident. Arcturus decides he only has enough energy to raise one child and chooses to take in Sirius and raise him as a proper heir. Regulus on the other hand is sent to live with his recluse of a cousin Cassiopeia.

What Arcturus doesn’t know at the time is that Cassi recently moved to America to get married and renamed herself Morticia Addams. Morticia and Gomez are overjoyed to be given Regulus as their first child and immediately begin teaching him the ways of the Addams Family as they’re already 6 years behind schedule.

Fast forward to Hogwarts. Sirius is still a Gryffindor and in the marauders, he has Arcturus’ support even if the old man doesn’t agree with his views. Andromeda was never disowned bc of this but she does not exactly get on well with the rest of the family.

At the beginning of Sirius’ 7th year Arcturus receives a letter from Morticia stating Regulus was expelled from his 9th magical school- Beauxbaton -on his second day back to school and now is being sent to Hogwarts in the hopes that being near family will allow him to make it one year without getting expelled.

Because she was known as such a recluse everyone kind of forgot about Cassiopeia and by extension Regulus. So no one has seen Regulus for 10 years and now their first meeting will be after Regulus gets sorted.

No one is sure what to expect from this new student especially because he was a Black. What they for sure don’t expect though is for the hottest man on earth to be walking in looking as androgynous as possible.

Regulus Black is a fucking enigma. He’s flirty, sassy, confident and is bat shit crazy. Ofc everything that makes a perfect Addams. He’s constantly cutting the buds off flowers and putting the stems in his hair as decoration, he puts a bit of poison in his morning tea and constantly offers it to others, he’s excitable about the most benign things and often wonders very loudly what things would look like dead. But despite all this people are drawn to him like a moth to a flame. (I imagine him being the biggest culture shock of the century)

He is also really excited to get to know Sirius and Sirius’ friends and despite being sorted into Slytherin is more often then not found in Gryffindor classes and their tower. I imagine him following Sirius around like a very excitable puppy and Sirius has no clue how to handle him because Regulus ideas of bonding are so bizarre and always a little bit mortifying (I’m talking shooting arrows at apples on top of the marauders heads, seeing how many volts they can take on the electric chair, Acromantula hunting in the forbidden forest, Dead animal scavenger hunt, etc. Etc.). And any prank ideas are very quickly shot down.

Sirius, James and Peter are all a little terrified of Regulus by the end of their first week with him and actively try avoiding him. Remus while also a bit scared can see Regulus trying so hard to get along with his brother and has some pity for him so he’s often used as the distraction so the other 3 can make their escape.

Over the next few weeks they get closer and Remus begins building a bit of an immunity to Regulus’ oddities. It doesn’t take long for Regulus to figure out Remus is a werewolf and Regulus gets so excited. The Addams Family have always adored werewolves and have a bunch of books on how to best accommodate a werewolves needs including potions for lycanthropic specific pain.

Regulus immediately sets out to becoming an animagus with Remus’ help. In exchange Regulus starts teaching Remus sword fighting because it’s absolutely scandalous that Hogwarts doesn’t teach a second method of self protection. They spend a lot of time together and Remus can’t help but fall for the Regulus who is kind to all creatures, who is full of stories of harry cousins, bald uncles, crazier younger siblings and parents so in love they put the word itself to shame.

I imagine that with Regulus being and oblivious and flirty as he is, Remus snaps one day and just pulls him in and kisses the shit out of him. Regulus is totally on board and tells Remus the next time he decides to do it he better draw blood.

Regulus becomes a wolf Animagus.

OFC more should definitely be added after they get together, they gotta tell Sirius, they need to meet the family, Regulus needs to start influencing Remus’s fashion, Remus needs to beat Gomez in a sword duel for Regulus’ hand in marriage, and more but this is all I have now. I might write little scenarios I have for this but we’ll see. For now it’s yours to do what you want with it :)