#reighann

[therealnightcrawler]

Reighann is making her famous "smash cake", which is one of the most delectable things I have ever tasted. Best of all, she let me lick the bowl and beaters after she made the icing.

[therealnightcrawler]

Many of my good friends (and one of my best friends) graduated from high school today. Congratulations Bobby, Rogue, Warren, Adella, Remy, and Reigh Reigh! Good luck! I'll miss seeing you all during the school day, and I'll definitely miss seeing you, Reighann and Adella!

[therealnightcrawler]

"What do I do about this back fat? I guess I could cut it off and serve it up as bacon."

-Reighann

[alexxxsummers]

Reighann keeps sending me pictures of myself doing random things that she took when I wasn't looking and saying "I love the way you brush your teeth :)" or whatever I am doing in the picture because apparently it's National Boyfriend Day aka Reighann spends an entire day trying to make me horribly uncomfortable.

[therealnightcrawler]

How my morning went:

I bamfed out of bed, as I have made my recent habit, leaving my clothes behind to take a shower. I finish my shower and come out of my bathroom (thankfully wearing a towel) to find Reighann standing above my bed singing some song about getting "left behind". When I asked her what she was doing, she spun around and said, "I hate you."

Now, she doesn't really hate me, she's only jealous that I can teleport out of bed straight to the shower and leave my clothes and apparently, I gave her quite the scare. She came in my room to ask me something this morning (which she promptly forgot after the excitement) and was horrified to find my clothes lying in my bed, in the shape I had been lying in, underneath the covers. She forgot about my new habit and assumed I had been raptured, so she rushed to find her Christian roommate, who had gone to the bathroom, but left her clothes for the day lying out on the bed. Reighann rushed back to my room and began her song, when I came out.

Sometimes, I think she truly is crazy, but I love her.

[therealnightcrawler]

Reighann talking to the Professor this morning.

Reighann: So I had this crazy dream last night!

Professor: I do hope it was a good dream, then.

Reighann: It was! *points to her head* Wanna watch?

Professor: No thank you.

[therealnightcrawler]

Texts I got from Reighann this week (points if you can spot the movie reference).

Reighann: I'm thinking about going and buying a ton of half-off Easter candy because my friend here is fat.

Reighann: My friend being me.

Reighann: I am my own friend.

[therealnightcrawler]

The other night, Reighann and I were getting ice cream but we were all out of clean spoons so we used plastic ones. I dipped mine out just fine, but as soon as Reighann started to try, her spoon broke. She solemnly dropped her head, left the kitchen, went to the front door, unlocked it, and stepped outside, closing the door behind her. I nearly peed myself I was laughing so hard.