Jane (@flyingcrowbar) tagged me toā¦ do something? I have been on this website for like two goddamn years and I still donāt know how to reblog something. I honestly donāt even know what I was supposed to doā¦ so you get selfies.
Numero uno, an actual nice picture of my face. I just finished taking a new passport photo so I actually look like a human woman today. (Government says you canāt edit your passport photoā¦ FIGHT ME, FEDS.)
Next up: my kombucha. This is my first batch. Frankly I donāt even like kombucha but Iām basically on medical leave right now and bored out of my skull. In a showing of optimism, I have named my scoby John Murphy, because while he is disgusting right now, I hope heāll shape up into something palatable in the near future.
Picture #3: remember how I said I was bored out of my skull? I made these ridiculously healthy bloob muffins. This batch turned out much better than the lastā¦ no matter what those stupid pinterest people tell you, there IS such a thing as too much flaxseed.
Quatro was an accident picture. Deal with it.
Photo #5 features my favorite wine, which (as you may be able to tell) Iāve had a fair bit of tonight. This is bottle number two. I love you, wine.
Last pic: itās a wine hat!!! Wine hat!!!!!
And there you have it! Did I do this right?
I suppose Iām meant to tag other people nowā¦ I choose @flyingcrowbar and @allergictoblue and @reizechan and @hoopzbarkley and I believe that is everyone I know on this website.
SHOW ME YOUR WINE HATS LADIES
