#relatable trash

[darewriter]

true bi energy is when you listen to “Boys” and “Girls Like Girls” back to back

[darewriter]

when you want to complain about fanfiction authors neglecting their stories and then you remember you’re a fanfiction author neglecting your stories

[darewriter]

my ultimate goal in life is to be a stock-photo model

[darewriter]

my relatable late night ig story that i figured tumblr would like to see lmao

[darewriter]

conversations with people without glasses

person: omg i want glasses, they're so cute. when i was a kid i used to fake not being able to see in an attempt to convince my parents i needed glasses.

me: you ungrateful hoe, be glad you have 20/20 vision, because glasses are irritating to wear as they slip off my greasy nose with ease, are a chore to keep clean and un-fogged, and i am forced to wear them wherever i go because otherwise i'll be as blind as a bat with cataracts. stfu.

[katerivena]

You're worth every cat

my boyfriend on the subject of me becoming a crazy cat lady in the future

[suprisinglymolly]

im a piece of trash i apologize

[aborigonalguppyrabits]

sure, normal person, if you say so