[10oclockdot]

Saying that man and woman are the only genders is actually LESS nuanced than saying that earth, water, air, and fire are the only elements.

[afniel]

This is fantastic.

[marithlizard]

This is great.

[mienar]

here are some waterfall animations that i made!

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[theluminator]

his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦

[a-framed-dog]

Oooh noooooo

[thegreathamedebate]

*cracks ovaries open*

Hey who wants some forbidden caviar

[th4nkyoub3n]

I’m thinking about this post during class.

[thegreathamedebate]

Think about it again!

[parakeet]

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

[abigboysblog]

Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?

[deanwinchesterisadorable]

https://themilitarywifeandmom.com/why-kids-wont-listen/

“Vestibular sense provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. This is the sense that helps you understand balance, and it connects with all the other senses.

When the vestibular system does not develop properly all other senses will struggle to function properly. Without a strong vestibular sense, kids will have no choice but to fidget, get frustrated, experience more falls and aggression, get too close to people when talking, and struggle with focusing and listening. Because they literally cannot help it.”

“Here are a few ways to support your child’s vestibular sense:

Spinning in circles.

Using a Merry-Go-Round.

Rolling down a hill.

Spinning on a swing.

Going upside down.

Climbing trees.

Rocking.

Jumping rope.

Summersaults or cartwheels.

Using monkey bars.

Skating.

Going backwards.

Swimming.

Dancing.

Wheel-barrel walks.”

Yeeting kids, spinning them, flipping them upside down, tossing them in the air, and otherwise disrupting their balance temporarily, is Important For Their Development, specifically for their vestibular sense.

Kids love this because they NEED it.

[severalowls]

In other words: Don’t forget to calibrate your child’s GPS!

[roseyturtles]

YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lola313]

Have you ever lost all respect for someone? Like you don’t hate them, but you don’t feel the need to associate yourself or say anything to them anymore…..

[helz-belz]

Man, B99 did Holt so right. He’s not just gay as lip service, he’s visibly gay. We see acknowledgement and dealing with homophobia and racism, and his success despite it. We see him advocating and supporting other queer black officers. We meet his husband, not just as a “here he is” but as an actual relationship. Kevin isn’t just a carbon copy of Raymond nor is he a comical opposite. They are similiar enough that you understand how they fell in love, but they are unique personalities. They have troubles and arguments, but stay together and support each other. Honestly they are one of the best on screen couples I’ve seen period, let alone a gay one. He’s also a stoic character who remains stoic while still warming up and having humour and connection with others, without changing his personality to make it easier for the writers. He’s an enjoyable character, and respectfully treated, and I love him and the writers and the actor.

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

Darling

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Face all challenges with a shot of vodka and “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

[ryanccole]

I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.

Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.

Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.

Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.

So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old

10/10

[johnfreesiins]

holyshit

[jaseunderpressure-deactivated20]

it is based on Hamlet, so yes.

[glittergradient]

cringe card

[socistudies]

reminders for the overworked soul

you don’t need to be productive all the time 

you don’t need to have productive breaks 

expand your definition of “productive” to include non-academic things 

don’t measure your worth by the number of things you do or how pretty your bujo is 

remember to have fun and little breaks between work

you are studying/working to become more informed, to learn about the things that excite you - not to check off your to-do lists  

you don’t need to monetise or make your hobbies productive; they are lovely on their own 

you are lovely on your own

[cutecornflakes]

The most difficult test of my self-control I’ve ever encountered

[grandmastattoo]

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

[waepenwifestre]

none binary with left titty

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

You fucking genius

[indexcard]

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

[existentialterror]

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

[mewsicalmiss]

I call this one Disappointed But Not Surprised

[jesusonafrickinboat]

I call this one Realizing There Was Homework Due 2 Minutes Before Class Starts

[catchymemes]