Apr 1, 2016
April Fools Ownage
*Last Year. He is vulnerable due to school stress.*
Her: Omg babe. I'm pregnant.
*shows positive pregnancy test picture via phone*
Him: *complete meltdown and catharsis*
Her: April Fools
Him: What is this life?
*This Year. He is vulnerable due to school stress.*
Her: Omg babe. Our best friends are suddenly engaged because she found out she is pregnant.
Him: *mild meltdown and catharsis*
Her: April Fools
Him: Am I even real? Is it possible for this to happen to someone?
Mark my words Iron King. Smokey Jack is gonna get you back.