ღ Remadora - I know this may be out of your alley, but it'd be interesting to see your opinion.
REMADORA is SO up my alley yes amen! (FYI in this universe they really are just taking a nap)
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:
Remus! I think he wakes up super early but stays in bed and relaxes as an indulgence. And then he pretends to still be asleep when he knows Tonks’ alarm is about to go off, because she likes to kiss him awake. But she knows all along that he’s awake and he kinda thinks she might know but its cute and they both like it so the charade continues. (and after Teddy, he gets in on the morning snuggles, which take a turn for a G rating)
Who’s the one to make breakfast:
Neither are huge on breakfast, so its kinda a (clumsy) dance of making cereal/toast/etc.
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:
I think after Teddy comes, Remus brings him out to the kitchen and they make Tonks’ most complicated breakfast order (toast and oatmeal with cinnamon and some fruit) and bring it in to her so she has a few more minutes in bed before work. And Remus lays with Teddy on his chest and they spend a lazy few minutes in the mornings.
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:
I think Remus is much more into this stuff than anyone would guess (except me bc I’m guessing it) and he totally favors doing the do before their day starts. And people who know how he is can tell when they see him because he’s in a particularly peppy mood the rest of the day.
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:
Tonks! Especially after a breakfast in bed day when she’s all snuggled up with her two boys and Teddy is getting more responsive and aware of things and she doesn’t want to miss anything while he’s staying with Andromeda. (Sometimes they do play hookie)
Remus! Idk why but I think he likes noir films? And Tonks loves a good crime/mystery movie
Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:
Tonks - she figures out the plot quick enough (auror) and she starts kissing Remus while she explains what’s going to happen so he doesn’t miss out.
I think Tonks brings lunch to Remus and they eat together! And after Teddy, they do picnics with the three of them outside Andromeda’s house sometimes.
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:
Remus! Especially when he’s particularly hungry during that time of the month. And Tonks pretends not to notice but he always grabs from the same part of her plate, so she nudges bites over there that she knows he’ll like.
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:
Hmmm, I think they both get tired after long days working/raising Teddy/etc so after a big dinner (sometimes care of Molly) they sprawl on the couch to listen to the wireless and read but they inevitably end up in a little cuddle pile. Until Tonks wakes up and tells Remus they have to go in to bed because he’s ‘an old man.’ Which leads to him chasing her into the bedroom and some fun [NSFW]
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:
I think Tonks probably has a tendency to get really sucked into a case when she’s working a hard one, and Remus just does little things like make her tea or a snack or something and he’s not trying to distract her but also a snog is very good for clearing her head so....
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:
TONKS. She and Teddy flash those sweet smiles at Remus and beg for ice cream and Remus pretends he doesn’t want it just as much.
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:
Family selfies! So probably Remus has the longest arms (naturally anyway)
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:
TOOOONKS. She’s super into her husband and he’s also very prone to blushing.
I think Tonks is probably a good chef despite her clumsiness! But when she’s too busy with work (Remus’ hours are more predictable) Remus cooks dinner and always keeps a plate waiting.
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:
Remus. I think he’s probably a fan of cleanliness/organization in the kitchen so he got some tutoring from Molly. It’s a quick affair so they can do more enjoyable things :)
Who stays up until 2 reading:
ummmmm Remus, but Tonks loves his speaking voice so sometimes she makes him read aloud even if she has no idea what the book is about. Which either has her drifting off to sleep or ends with [NSFW]
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:
Ummm, Remus. I think maybe sometimes his sleep patterns are strange and he gets down on himself late at night, so he watches her (and Teddy later) because it reminds him about how wonderful his family is.
Who kisses their partner while they sleep:
TONKS! Full circle! She loves kissing Remus awake. Sometimes just a chaste thing to wake him up and sometimes to wake him up if you get my drift.