Nov 24, 2025
max the zoomer -> runs from vecna
lucas the ranger -> uses his slingshot, a ranged weapon
dustin the bard -> saves the day with a song
will the cleric -> shadow travels
el the mage -> does magic tricks
mike the paladin -> ??? never gets a conventional weapon like a sword, always uses whatever he has available in the moment instead. mike the dungeon master on the other hand—
#st#no one say hopper should give mike that random sword. if jim comes anywhere near mike with a weapon i will END HIM.#i already don't like that hopper always has that pocket knife on him. remove the sword#you know who else has a pocket knife in this show? troy walsh#troy who tried to murder mike#NO ONE ELSE just HAS a knife! it's only troy who almost killed mike and hopper who threatened mike!#anyway. this is my long winded way of saying no one should have a sword. or a knife#sharp pointy objects lead to mike's life being endangered#REMOVE THEM
