Mar 19, 2017
"Thank god that train had a 57-year old man on it collecting tickets. Those ISIS terrorists never knew what hit them."
#Daily Star#Trains#Train guards#Jimmy they do tickets#And health and safety#They're not the guy out of Die Hard#Remove them#Not a good idea#ISIS#Islamic State#The nemesis of all train guards#Devotees#Not your part-time ISIS terrorists#Your real devotees#Crowded train#Explosives#Strapped to themselves#Or even#That's not enough#Taking hostages#You'll be wishing you had a train guard then#Could the driver stop this?#Jimmy could a guard?#No disrespect to train guards#They do good work#But I'm pretty sure they're not trained in counter-insurgency techniques#Close-quarters combat#You've been watching Predator again haven't you?
