THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Me: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUISNESS
Life Ruiner: what business?
Me: TO DEFEAT THE HUNNNNNSSSS
Life Ruiner: omg what are you doing?
Me: DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS?
Me: WHEN I ASKED
Me: FOR SONNNNNSSSS
Life Ruiner: are you watching milan?
Life Ruiner: *mulan
Me: YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET
Me: SO YOU CAN BET
Me: BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH
Me: MR, I'LLLLLL MAKE A MANNNN OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Life Ruiner: I'LL MAKE A MAN
Me: you just ruined it
Life Ruiner: well fuck you too










