#requests 2026

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ohh my god ok so you're my favourite hilson writer ever, and I know you have one named after a lyric from born to beg by the national, my favourite band in existence. This Is The Last Time is another national song that's on my hilson playlist, and it's always inspired me. I'm obsessed with their guarded, stolen night time moments in their apartments or places away from the world where both of them feel exceedingly guilty about their situation but unable to let it go. especially the "don't tell anyone I'm here, I've got tylenol and beer" line and the "jenny I am in trouble, I can't get these thoughts out of me / jenny I'm seeing double, I know this changes everything". house high out of his mind and sick with desire and wilson hating house's guts and wanting nothing but him and to fix him and love him at the same time. the way they only work for each other because they're both so toxic and codependent in exactly the right ways. neither allowing themselves to talk about it. ok i've yapped enough I'm requesting hilson porn with feelings inspired by this is the last time i hope you have a wonderful day

ouhhhh I love it!! The National is THE hilson band imo. I'm actually fucking ill over it constantly, Sleep Well Beast is the go to album for me but Laugh Track is my second (bc bon iver and Phoebe bridges). I really need to listen through Trouble Will Find Me in full, bc the song you mentioned is an excellent hilson pull. think I've only heard select tracks from it and think a listen through will spark my inspiration even further.

grrrr the wilsonian duality of resentment and love. idk if he knows how to love without it. he makes me insane. I'm jokerizing.

ok. I'm normal. this 1 is 100% accepted, will update again once I've marinated a bit and a draft is begun :) thank you so much, and thanks for loving my other stuff too, you're so sweet!! 💕

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The night Ford got the metal plate?

It's the first time in years he can be truly sure there's no-one poking around in his head. The quiet of the night finally feels reassuring, not ominous. He doesn't have to examine every one of his thoughts for traces of contamination any more. It's such a relief.

But also, it hits him all at once that there truly is no going back now: everything he and Bill had together that was good is never going to happen again. He's never going to see any new colors or get wired snappy comebacks direct to his brain ever again. All the cool science shit they were up to in the dreamscape is gone. He hasn't let himself think about the good bits directly since the betrayal; they're too bright to look at, and they'd only distract him from his mission. But now there's no chance of going back, they need processing and they won't wait any longer. And Jheselbraum is there with a glass of Cosmic Sand to help. Fuck it, he thinks, let's party.

Honestly I don't mind if you don't pick this one; I'd read any GF thing you came up with, and I don't have much of an imagination for this sort of thing. But I think you deserve to have a lot of responses to pick from. Good luck with whatever you choose!

ouhhhhh right in the feels anon 😭 I disagree about you having no imagination for this - what youve written here is a really compelling foundation for a character study I think!! for various reasons it also aligns with some stuff going on in my personal life, so I'm gonna accept it, given that that means I'm more likely to start it as a bit of a vent too lmao.

ugh. yeah. people talk about coping with/recovering from abusive or unstable relationships. they so rarely talk about how being freshly out of them feels like being poised on the edge of a cavern, waiting for the other shoe to drop, wondering if you're too broken to ever fit back into a good life even if it does come your way. and missing them, despite everything, god do you miss them.

...yeah. definitely up my alley. 💕 thank you for the request lovely, I'll update here once a draft is begun and start the progress clock :))

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Uhhhhhhh requests— hmmm

Triple dog dare universe, one shot smut, Fiddlestan/BillStan— your pick if good poly practices are followed vis-a-vis Ford

Phrase to throw in: The water boiled, and then the kettle sung.

*runs*

this was the last request that got in before they closed and wowwww wowowowow. at first i wasn't sure but i sat with it for a second and it grew on me harddd.

it's TDD so i can pretty firmly say good poly is not allowed if Bill is in any way involved lmao. god every1 in that fic is so so messy i love it.

hmm. so there is a TDD extended canon in my head that goes all the way up to GF canon era - at first i was gonna take this request with the caveat that this is, like, an AU type thing and not part of the canon stream...but...the more i think about it . the more it either doesn't matter either way, or would be an even funner element to the rest of the nonsense. < guy who was barely managing to resist revisiting TDD this year. goddammit. /positive

youuuu. your mind. im running around. accepted, will start the draft clock when appropriate <33

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For the fic request!

One of Stan’s sexual trauma’s come up during a Fiddlestan smut session, and the two pause things to talk about it. Idk, maybe it’s Stan’s first time getting intimate with someone after getting out of an abusive relationship while on the road or after a noncon or doing a lotta prostitution or something. Anything’s on the table. Just some healing talks and letting a guy know he’s allowed to have boundaries or to not be ready for stuff.

i can see myself picking this 1 up quite soon, actually. i feel i haven't had the chance to really dig into Stan's "missing years" as it were, + have been tossing around the idea of doing some loosely-connected one-shots in a Mystery Trio setting just bc i do think i'll miss writing the 3 of them interacting now that "sleeping dogs" is done!

i dig it. adding this to the accepted pile, will update here once i begin a draft + start the countdown :))

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Totally fine if you ignore this ask but for fic requests, might I suggest some belly kink/appreciation for fiddlestan? Something about Stan’s hairy gut/general chunkyness in combination with his general macho attitude (or attempted macho attitude) reads very masculine to me in a way I think Fiddleford could be into.

Like, Stanley is the type of guy to volunteer himself for some kind of eating contest (they probably have those in small touristy towns? Idk) and then pretend he hasn’t:

A. Given himself a massive stomachache.

B. Accidentally blown the button(s) of his pants or shirt/eaten enough that his happy trail is peaking out of the bottom of his shirt.

With the sexual dynamic you described in your fics of them with Stan being a little more dominant (I’m not sure if that’s exactly the right description but it’s close enough) I think the mix of bravado/reducing himself into a bloated (potentially horny) mess is fun and interesting.

Even without the food element (cause that’s a level of freakery few would appreciate) the idea of the size difference of Stan and Fidds is appealing. If they meet up post portal then Stan is decidedly round and fuzzy, while Fidds is not exactly twinkish, compared to Stan he’s basically a southern, Troye Sivan.

There’s also an element of insecurity on Stan’s behalf that could be fun to write about. As a larger guy with Fidds being fairly in shape/relatively thin (and perceived as more in shape/conventionally attractive, whether that’s true or not), Stan may get insecure about the pudge. That allows a scenario of Fidds comforting him/appreciating his size and general existence, or of Stan pushing Fidds away.

There’s also the fun stuff of Fidds having farm boy strength (something I’ve seen much fanart of on this app in particular) and how he matches up to Stan (who, again, is built like a tank). Maybe he looks buff but some is chub? Stan thinking he can beat Fidds in arm wrestling, only to get smashed by Fidds (perhaps this will happen in a different way later in the bedroom? Who can say?).

Anyways yeah I think a little one shot about Stan and his gut would be fun to read, and maybe fun to write about. I hope this isn’t too long, and that my interest in Stan comes off as only slightly unhinged. I’m sending this as anon because I’m embarrassed but if you want more my ramblings (for some reason) just say so and I’ll dm you.

(Also, as a bonus idea, any scenario where Stan gets a cold/the flu and has to be nursed back to health in a fluffy sappy way would be fun, but that’s just me being a sucker for sweet sappy fluff and sickfics).

mmmm this is so fun + also develops some vague ideas i had on the back burner!! together w/ the last request i accepted, could see this all being part of the same vague AU. i'm not always as keen on writing the eating/feeding angle but dat hairy belly is the subject of my dreams lmao.

i kinda see Stan being like. a service top in part bc he's insecure/feels he has to live up to a leather daddy / bear stereotype in order to be desirable...cue this noodly little nerd (who, weirdly enough, knows how to throw what little weight he has around) who wants to top the fuck out of him . IDK IM JUST SPITBALLING HERE. MAYBE ITS LOVE. WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT IT .

my brain is just going "Stan who usually gets told he's built like a tank/strong/a big boy is suddenly getting called soft and sweet and pretty and doesn't know what to do with it ." send post .

wait no i have 1 more thing to add. hickey fairy ring around the belly button.

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realize it's been quite a bit since my last fic request update; have been cleaning the mental attic so to speak and have decided to put fic requests on hold until I launch a portfolio project that's taking up all my bandwidth RN lol.

what this means: if you have a fic request in process (I think there's only 1 right now), I'm putting it on pause and coming back to it rather than enforcing the original 6 week/time extension period. the clock will start again once I'm back from original project hell.

if your fic request has been accepted, but not started, nothings changing - that request is still on the docket to start once I have my brain back lmao.

thanks for y'all's patience, I shall return, hoping to launch the secret project by the end of the summer and have a fanfic filled fall 💕

[ratsplendor]

realize it's been quite a bit since my last fic request update; have been cleaning the mental attic so to speak and have decided to put fic requests on hold until I launch a portfolio project that's taking up all my bandwidth RN lol.

what this means: if you have a fic request in process (I think there's only 1 right now), I'm putting it on pause and coming back to it rather than enforcing the original 6 week/time extension period. the clock will start again once I'm back from original project hell.

if your fic request has been accepted, but not started, nothings changing - that request is still on the docket to start once I have my brain back lmao.

thanks for y'all's patience, I shall return, hoping to launch the secret project by the end of the summer and have a fanfic filled fall 💕

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did y'all want some angsty, post-Billtrayal Ford character study for your Saturday night? rock up to Dimension 52, i heard someone's breaking out the anesthesia. BYOMP (Bring Your Own Metal Plate)

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