GOTTA BE NICE TO THE LANDLADY
GOTTA BE NICE AND POLITE IN GENERAL CUZ DICK IS A GENTLEMAN
GOTTA BE NICE TO POTENTIAL LOVE INTEREST WITH AN ATTRACTIVE ACCENT WOO
I’M SURE YOU MAKE DECENT MUFFINS CLANCY... maybeeee he just doesn’t dig cranberry...? Uhhhh
If you want context on why he’s half naked:
Dick just got back to his apartment after a long night dealing with scarecrow. Right when he steps in, his landlady Clancy (she’s great btw. Pretty fun haha) decides to come by cuz she ‘made too many muffins as usual’ *wink wink nudge nudge lol* in a panic he strips out of his suit & messes up his bed to make it look slept in
-even though it wouldn’t have been that big a deal to clancy probably. But you know how the bats are. Gotta apply detective skills to themselves in case someone suspects them of not being a billionaire playboy a regular person that need not draw more attention to themselves