If Barty Had Instagram...
1- Your username would be...
@barty.c18
(His nickname, the initial of his middle name... although everyone would think it's the initial of his last name, and the date of Regulus's birthday)
2- Your profile picture would be...
(This picture was taken by Evan, during the train ride to Hogwarts. Barty loves it because Regulus said it looked good on it.)
3- His last three posts would be...
"Let's pretend I took this phyto while sober 🤪"
(It received 18,000 likes and 20 comments: one was from Horace Slughorn, threatening to take away his prefect badge, and one was from Regulus, a nearly endless stream of drooling hearts and faces)
"Hello. My name is Doris and I like to get tangled up in my owner's hands. I also get cranky if they don't give me another rat to eat"
(This photo received 20,500 likes and more than 50 comments: among them were one of Regulus, greeting the snake and another of Evan, threatening to throw it into the fire if he saw it snaking on his stuff)
"Happy birthday to my personal idiot deterrent, my confidant, my best friend, my favorite quidditch player (even if I don't understand half the words he says), my french tutor (which leaves me with an erection all kinds), the love of my life, and my soul mate ❤ Happy birthday, Reggie. My Reggie ❤"
(This photo received over 21,000 likes. It got no comments because Barty didn't allow people to comment on this)