Brawn my dear I have neglected your blog… it’s been far too long since I infected your brain with the horny plot bunnies I have (<— this sucker got hit with the Work Fucking Sucks beam™️ and has been otherwise occupied for a while)
Anyway, combining two ideas I saw into some horrible new robot kink I just considered: So reinstalling seals, right? They can be taken out of interface equipment but I’m sure there are versions you can get after having your bits refurbished to make it really like new. I think wartime Ratchlock should use this to their advantage whenever Deadlock gets captured by the Autobots and treated by their CMO before PoW negotiations can begin. Feeds and polishes him up until he’s nice and floaty and happy before bending Deadlock over the nearest med berth and stuffing as much transfuid into him as his poor forge can hold and then some. Then when they’re all done, Ratchet scoops up the excess and makes sure it’s all inside Deadlock’s valve before re-sealing it and giving it a nice polish so all that potent medic transfluid has nowhere to go. Leaves Deadlock with a nice little reminder of their time together, and makes sure Ratchet knows if anyone has messed with his bitey little Decepticon wife in the time between captures (he knows what those hip gimbals look like, those are the strongest sparkling-bearing hips he’s ever seen). Deadlock can’t even jerk off with his spike while he waits for prisoner transfer bc that’s been re-sealed too, he has to resort to rubbing his over-sensitive node and the outside of his valve bc he can’t break his new seals himself.
This whole process nets them at least a half dozen sparkling before the war even ends bc Deadlock is seemingly incapable of not getting pregnant when Ratchet is concerned.
- 💤 sleeper
Ugh Drift is in there somewhere and he craves bitties... picturing Deadlock squirming in his berth all night while he rubs his node, proabbly with a greedy audience is definitely improving my day, ans I bet he'd never know when to stop either. Ends up walking around the next day with a swollen, sore node. Cons would probably be lining up to help with that, but thats too bad. He belongs to Ratchet.
Does Ratchet have to botnap him for emergence care? I doubt either of them want him catching anything or having the bitties at risk















