#resume problems

[yellowmanula]

[shallowseeker]

Me: *trying to look hip and cool, like a CREATIVE creative designer*

The headshot vibe: *basic white lady newscaster looking mofo*

Hello, can we at least put some MOLD on this white bread

[frillyfia]

How do you write a cover letter aaaaaaaaaaaaa (also haw many references do you need if you've only had like two other jobs and one of them closed down????)

[andythekiddd]

Real Talk

How tf did people apply for jobs back in the day before computers and printers?? Like.. Did you use a typewriter for your resume? Or was just as easy as going into a place and being like.. "HEY I'm a really awesome worker.. Need any help, chap?" "Sure kid, let's see what you can do!" Boom a job. But now... I have to make 3 different resumes pertaining to whatever I'm applying for rather than just having one, then I need a detailed letter explaining in depth about my positions and why I'm a fucking rockstar at it without sounding like a cocky little shit. Can't I just write, "HEY I'm awesome, I wanna help you!" No. No you cannot.

[her-vengeful-heart]

writing a resume without music: lol nope

writING A RESUME WITH POTC THEME: LET'S DO THIS SHIT

[sneakybiskit]

Can we talk about how none of my skills are relevant to getting a job?

Can write a 50k novel in one month

Can read 100k fic in one night

Procrastinates by cleaning or bathing

Rereads the same books/fics instead of doing anything productive

[amonorobo]

"Nobody cares about the shit you did in high school"

But that's all I have. The shit I did in high school.

[mylifeasanadultbeta]

what do you mean im not qualified to participate in the zombie apocalypse? i'll have you know that I once played a game of oregon trail and only 3 of my party members died of cholera.