#retail  problems

[becauseimgivingeveryonememes]

Every time...

[dailylaughmania]

shark girl summer is a state of mind 💅

yet another unrealistic body standard for women

just saw this at the store and honestly? i’m tired. first they wanted us to have the perfect waist, then the perfect glow, and now i’m expected to have a literal apex predator for a head just to pull off a sports bra? 🦈✨

i don’t make the rules, i just live in a society where you aren’t considered "summer ready" unless you’re ready to navigate the deep sea and the clearance rack at the same time. it’s the jawline for me. literally.

pros of this look:

never have to do your makeup again

guaranteed personal space in the gym

intimidating presence at the local pool

cons:

finding a hat is a nightmare

constant craving for chum

✨ reblog if you’re also transitioning into your shark era. ✨ follow for more retail chaos and aesthetic identity crises. ✌️

[melancholypillz]

If you aren’t nice to cashiers, you shouldn’t be allowed in stores

[viralfunplanet-blog]

The Self-Checkout Walk of Shame 🛒🤡

There is no humility quite like standing under a flashing red light while a robotic voice repeats "Please wait for assistance" for the entire store to hear. 🚨 You’re just standing there with your hands folded, trying to look as innocent and non-threatening as possible while the one employee on duty finishes a 10-minute conversation three aisles away. You’ve scanned one (1) bag of chips and somehow the machine thinks you’re trying to pull a heist. It’s a test of patience, a test of character, and a reminder that we are all just one "unexpected item in bagging area" away from a total villain arc. 🙃✨

Reblog if you've ever been personally victimized by a self-checkout machine and follow for more daily relatable chaos.

[cashiercomplaints]

Sometimes I like hearing the customer’s version of a story vs. what a coworker has to say.

“They’re so rude! They sent me over here and refused to help me!”

“He interrupted me as I was helping someone else and I saw the service desk had no line and suggested he go to you guys because it’d be faster.”

[rudolphsb9]

Customers need to be better guests and i am not kidding.

[letliv3]

*I emerge from the back room, ink splattered all over my hands and arms, price stickers pasted in an abstract pattern all over me, a grin and glasses askew.*

*My coworkers look on in horror as I hand over a cleaned off markdown device and a lightly smudged sheet of paper. The paper is not instructions. There were no instructions.*

Me: I figured out how to fix the new markdown guns! 🙂

[lord-butts-a-lot]

Retail workers wheres yalls crazy shit that shouldn't have happened at all but it's somehow happened multiple times with different people stories