#reummels

[thanaiyah]

i like how german footballers are so naturally homoerotic.

they gave us neuller, bravertz, kimmetzka, wusiala ofc, reummels, now i think aleks and bischi could become another huge one

we're so good at this...

[semifinaldraw]

mats/marco coach au @phemestial

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Sailor Song - Gigi Perez

[after-mid-nigth]

I realized while making this that I didn't have enough and I had to pull some rare pairs hahaha.

I read @ijustneedtosave awesome detail family tree and when she said "4 husbands 4 divorces" and this was my first thought. Just all the baddies that Marco has pulled over the years, he really is just that girl.

I haven't read the book so this is purely based on vibes and the miniscule knowledge that I have of it. I know that the girl is like the one she actually loved all along that's why I put mats as her.

About the ships:

we of course have the messiest divorce football has ever seen ,✨THE✨ doomed yaoi, the most famous rpf ship ever with Lewandowski.

Then we have dear Mario even tho there used to be a betrayal era... Weirdly enough that doesn't seem to matter as it does with lewa but you know I find Mario an absolute darling and sweetheart I would forgive him too 🤷🤷.

I have already mentioned Mats but I just need to say damn would they make a hot ass couple.

With both Toni and Erik, I gotta admit I know way less about these ships I see it and I adore it but I'm so so so so late to the party (if someone can fill me in on any lore thank you) I do gotta say that him and Toni would make the sassiest most mean girls couple alive.

With Erik no words needed just this photo:

Okay now the rare pairs, I needed three more to complete the photo so I got to thinking and I wanted to explain my reasoning.

First Ter stegen, for this one I just have they used to be close waaaaay back in Mönchengladbach , they were cute that's enough for me for this post 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️.

About Thomas, first of all it would be pure insanity and I love it. Mr Bayern x Mr. Dortmund the forbidden romance of it all. Enemies to lovers kinda but not really they do actually get along Thomas congratulated Marco on his career when he left Borussia and for some reason Thomas is the only Bayern player Reus follows (neuer follows him but he doesn't follow him back petty) And they both only date absolute baddies so real recognizes real.

And last but certainly not least the diamond of the world cup, Haaland. The one that has been going crazy viral for acting gay back to the shenanigans. Let's look at the photos... I fear I cooked

The last one touching Reus ass...can't blame him.

Well that's all, there's probably Reus ships I don't know about if so enlighten me.

[doodlingbees]

coach AU Reummels by @phemestial!!

[gayemorat]

Reummels nation can we please be insane about Mats posting this reel on his story

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[leonsliga]

aussenrist15:

Oh **** i think i got it wrong when @marcinho11 [Marco Reus] said “lets meet at Galaxy this week” 😐

[phemestial]

most gut-wrenching reummels ever.